Don't speak Chinese

Hey Dudes, I'm not from around here, and I was thinking about checking out some of the HCs around. Unfortunately, from the looks of it, I'll have to be able to speak mandarin, which I don't. Any bros have any ideas? Cheers

[Hanxinco88]

Originally Posted by kewlguy2015

Hey Dudes, I'm not from around here, and I was thinking about checking out some of the HCs around. Unfortunately, from the looks of it, I'll have to be able to speak mandarin, which I don't. Any bros have any ideas? Cheers

SO?........

[L P P L]

Actually what do you expect us to do, be your interpreter ???

Maybe you just surf for more contacts not requiring Mandarin

[teraterm55]

Originally Posted by kewlguy2015

Hey Dudes, I'm not from around here, and I was thinking about checking out some of the HCs around. Unfortunately, from the looks of it, I'll have to be able to speak mandarin, which I don't. Any bros have any ideas? Cheers

if you are looking for english speaking HC gals. then u can try casanova. a few gals there know english.

do a search in this forum for its location and services.

[uzumaki_naruto]

You don't need to know chinese to have fun.

In school i always failed chinese so now i can't speak a word of it but still that did not stop me from getting what i want from the tui na or HC ladies

Just need to know some key words. You do not even need to know any words just use hand signal. For hj just clench your fist and move it up and down. For Bj just clench your fist and position it infront of your mouth and move it up and down. For fj clench your fist and then using the middle finger in your other hand insert that finger into the hollow of your clench fist.

Trust me they will know.

[ml1138]

Originally Posted by uzumaki_naruto

You don't need to know chinese to have fun.

In school i always failed chinese so now i can't speak a word of it but still that did not stop me from getting what i want from the tui na or HC ladies

Just need to know some key words. You do not even need to know any words just use hand signal. For hj just clench your fist and move it up and down. For Bj just clench your fist and position it infront of your mouth and move it up and down. For fj clench your fist and then using the middle finger in your other hand insert that finger into the hollow of your clench fist.

Trust me they will know.

Wow!!! bro your international sign language really good and direct hee hee hee........

[Left Wing]

got the same question; how to do the deal without chinese...thks bros !

[Ren_Ren_Ai_Wo]

Yeah... this is basic sign language we do when in countries like Thailand, Indonesia... where the gals dun really knows how to communicate with u... INTERNATIONAL LANGUAGE!

[Uncle911]

Originally Posted by kewlguy2015

Hey Dudes, I'm not from around here, and I was thinking about checking out some of the HCs around. Unfortunately, from the looks of it, I'll have to be able to speak mandarin, which I don't. Any bros have any ideas? Cheers

Hi, Brother,

???? I really don't know what talk you,

'Tui Na' may be you need to know a little litttle bit of chinese .
But for Hcs, they have recep, and all of them speak international English.
Inside the room, either English or body language. wat else you want??

[dodo654321]

Hey bro, me dun speak chinese too..... usually go for malaysian gurls lah... most can speak a bit engrish and other languages... if not the Hand Languages seems to work... BUT MAKE SURE YOU GOT THE RATES RIGHT FIRST BRO!

[Ah Dez]

Originally Posted by kewlguy2015

Hey Dudes, I'm not from around here, and I was thinking about checking out some of the HCs around. Unfortunately, from the looks of it, I'll have to be able to speak mandarin, which I don't. Any bros have any ideas? Cheers

foreigners.... can go orchard towers to pick up ducks.... when the most of the words are just.." you" , "me" ,"fuck" hotel, how much?

you worry about just being able to speak in chinese??

[no_faith]

i always tink money talks?

bro, simple english/singlish/broken english, they can understand wan.
if u slang too much, maybe communication will break down.

if not, u wanan fuck, hold your fist, point out ur middle finger and slide into the fist few times.
this shd be use internationally wan, they shd understand. heeheehee

[plman2002]

How to have fun when u cant even overcome yr own obstacle?!??!?!?
Who is gonna to help u when u dun even help yrself!

[dreammare]

Originally Posted by Ren_Ren_Ai_Wo

Yeah... this is basic sign language we do when in countries like Thailand, Indonesia... where the gals dun really knows how to communicate with u... INTERNATIONAL LANGUAGE!

yah....the thailand don't even understand a single english , the last time i choose on...in the end all the way sign language?

[groo]

Originally Posted by kewlguy2015

... Unfortunately, from the looks of it, I'll have to be able to speak mandarin, which I don't. Any bros have any ideas?

If you really must speak Inkgerish, you can try HCs with Brown Sugars... such as Sasha Spa, Aven View, Pissa, Holiday Inn Parkview Hotel (Dior still there? ), Legends 3...

In any case, once you're in any HC, they dun give a Fxxk whether you speak-ker the langwich because it gives them a big pleasure to massage and chop your Robert-head! Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Anyways, enjoy lah... ;p