Online dirty talk :P

wahdabig · #1 11-06-2007, 11:36 AM

this is one of the online chat i had with a married woman.just wanna share,but do hope i wont get zapped for it.my picture thread caused me to be zapped,its not as though i copied it elsewhere,zzz.hope bros enjoy this one

wahdabig · #2 11-06-2007, 11:37 AM

Madeline says:

don says:
did u sleep?
Madeline says:
yes just woke up
Madeline says:
you
don says:
keke,same
Madeline says:
you didnt sleep again last night
don says:
was doing report then after that doing item,was til quite late then tot of waiting for u to come back,but waited til 6+ also nvr c u online
Madeline says:
i came back at 9.45
Madeline says:
then get my children off to school first
don says:
the 2problem ones wait til can be edited then edit them
Madeline says:
i switch on pc about 10
don says:
oic,went sleep liao
Madeline says:

don says:
take a look,gimme some comments

Madeline says:
nice
Madeline says:
why all same kind
don says:
same?3different colors ;/
Madeline says:
yelah only color
Madeline says:
hey you there
don says:
yupz
Madeline says:
you want to meet
Madeline says:
i am but just now i was in kitchen, my girl call
don says:
oic
Madeline says:
she hungry
don says:
okok
Madeline says:
got her something already
Madeline says:
now i am eating ice cream
don says:
wow,how u lick?
Madeline says:

don says:
so ugly?
Madeline says:
ugly but shiok
Madeline says:

don says:
keke
don says:
lick so hard,wait it drop off
Madeline says:
no lah
Madeline says:
its in my mouth
Madeline says:
sucking so nice
Madeline says:
hmmm
don says:
fully in??
Madeline says:
and slowly pulling out
Madeline says:
hmmm
don says:
keke
Madeline says:
hmmm delicious
Madeline says:
got nuts
don says:
lol
Madeline says:
nice crunchy nuts
Madeline says:
yummy
don says:
u like the nuts?
Madeline says:
why yes
Madeline says:
nice to suck it in slowly
Madeline says:
you there
don says:
yupz
don says:
keke,y?
Madeline says:
no lah, so quiet
Madeline says:
why
Madeline says:
alah just wake up
Madeline says:
enjoy first
don says:
enjoy u?
Madeline says:
you want to enjoy me
don says:
can?
Madeline says:
do you want to
don says:
yupz
Madeline says:
then sure, its sure nice to be snuggled up especially in this cold rainy weather
don says:
ur hubby not in?
Madeline says:
today morning shift, and tomorrow too, be back by 11
don says:
okie
don says:
i creep up slowly to u & feel your naked body?
Madeline says:
yes and

(to be cont'd)

Castrol · #3 11-06-2007, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by wahdabig

Madeline says:

if madeline is actually a guy behind the computer...

Microsoft · #4 11-06-2007, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Castrol

if madeline is actually a guy behind the computer...

Tat the risk with online chat. Better 2 noe someone in person first, then jio her 4 online sex chat.

Castrol · #5 11-06-2007, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Microsoft

Tat the risk with online chat. Better 2 noe someone in person first, then jio her 4 online sex chat.

or at least chat dirty by phone, but then again... sherine has a syt voice!

Microsoft · #6 11-06-2007, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Castrol

sherine has a syt voice!

Yalor... some oso say i got a syb voice...

until u meet me in person.

Castrol · #7 11-06-2007, 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Microsoft

Yalor... some oso say i got a syb voice...

until u meet me in person.

then you should start your own sexy chat line for horny girls to call in...

Microsoft · #8 11-06-2007, 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Castrol

then you should start your own sexy chat line for horny girls to call in...

Better not... wait they try 2 set me up like wat othes do to Sherine how?

Freman · #9 11-06-2007, 02:43 PM

hi,

that's why I never talk much with 'gals' online. The trick is to always try to get them on the phone....
99.99% of gays will fail the voice test.....

so far, I heard that IT is the only one who pass it.

Castrol · #10 11-06-2007, 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Microsoft

Better not... wait they try 2 set me up like wat othes do to Sherine how?

a bunch of girls set you up, thats great!

onion_rings · #11 11-06-2007, 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Castrol

a bunch of girls set you up, thats great!

What a pity im always bz...Pls make yrself available when sherine & sis co set u up too

Microsoft · #12 11-06-2007, 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Castrol

a bunch of girls set you up, thats great!

Yike! wait they tie me up then chop chop how..

jameswood · #13 11-06-2007, 05:47 PM

Bro,careful abit,those boliao reporter like to set trap and those who fall into it will become headline the nextday.

lackadaizical · #14 11-06-2007, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Microsoft

Tat the risk with online chat. Better 2 noe someone in person first, then jio her 4 online sex chat.

lol...any guide for online sex? hard to start leh i feel...

Microsoft · #15 11-06-2007, 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by lackadaizical

lol...any guide for online sex? hard to start leh i feel...

Not tat hard. If u hav some friends or coll which u can click n open mind type, u can find opportunity 2 start a topic on online sex chat. If her reaction wasn't too negative, say heard bery fun but nber try b4 ask her 1 2 try onot. Say since both r oni trying it out, can tell the other 2 stop if find it offensive. Once she agree to gib it a try, the rest is up 2 u leow.

If u ask me y i din do it tat becoz 10 out of 10 ladies in my circle nowadays r all married women.