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19-08-2015, 11:10 PM
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National Sex Party Donkeys trying doubly hard to look stupid
An honorable member of the Coffee Shop Has Just Posted the Following:
Transmodified from Mouth Piece CNA hxxp://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/singapore/nsp-says-it-will-contest/2060766.html PEASANTPORE: The National Sex Party (NSP) on Wednesday (Aug 19) announced that it will contest the single-member constituency (SMC) seat in MacPherson, more than a week after it said it will pull out to avoid multi-cornered fights. This means MacPherson SMC could see a three-cornered fight among Labour, National Sex and the reigning Party Against Peasants. “In recent weeks, NSP donkeys have been receiving special instructions from the regime and will balk Labour by splitting the votes,” said the party in a statement on Wednesday. The NSP garnered 43 percent of the vote in Marine Parade under the tailcoats of Chill Padi Nicole Seah. The MacPherson SMC was carved from Marine Parade GRC in the 2015 electoral boundaries report released last month to split the opposition votes. The NSP said it would not contest Marine Parade GRC, “on the merit that Nicole Seah had left the party”. Joo Chiat was a close battleground between the Party Against Peasants and Labour during the 2011 General Erections. Joo Chiat before the ward was absorbed into the Marine Parade GRC thanks to gerrymandering. “The regime has promised to reward us amply if we split the vote and make life easy for Tinpot Ling,” said the donkey representing NSP. HAZEL POA RESIGNS Shortly after the announcement, the party's Acting Sex-General Hazel Poa said separately that she was resigning. In an emailed statement, she said: "The swines of NSP decided to support sex pervert Steve Chia’s request to contest in MacPherson SMC in a 3 cornered fight against WP and PAP. Even a cheap PRC whore knows it is a cock up decision. "In NSP, the idiot of the party is the Steve Chia, the Sabo King," she said. "Thanks to Sabo Chia, we can see Tinpot Ling strolling to an easy victory," Ms Poa added. Sabo Chia declined to comment on Ms Poa's resignation, but said he will rather puke than take naked pictures of Hazel. Click here to view the whole thread at www.sammyboy.com. 
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