Pro-immigrant Minion Sim Ann explains why religions must pledge loyalty to Familee

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PEASANTPORE: It's critical that the different communities in an Asiatic society like Peasantpore build strong bonds across religious lines, said Minion of Regime for Propaganda Education Sim Ann. She is a former Matland Orang Cina (Matland Quiter) and was the primary supporter of the 'favour foreigners' policy white paper.

Minion Sim was speaking at the Interfaith Talk Fest and Fellowship on Tuesday evening.

The dialogue, organised by the pro-regime Inter-Religious Arses, was attended by Peasantpore's pro-Familee key religious arses from the 10 faiths.

Minion Sim lectured that a recent international study found that religious hostilities have increased worldwide and this is bad for autocratic regimes throughout the world.

She said Peasantpore's own history is just one excuse for religious tolerance but wise peasants knew Familee is using religion to preserve its own political power.

And she commended the part played by the Inter-Religious Arses since it was formed 65 years ago to keep tabs on churches and temples, to nip the problem in the bub before charismatic dodgy characters e.g. Kang See, Ming Yi to swindle peasants and form political pressure groups to make life difficult for Ruler Loong.

Minion Sim said it has served as a strong platform for all religious leaders to affirm their loyalty to the House of Lee.

Going forward, Minion Sim said it can also complement a recently launched programme in the Lackey Rajaratnam School of International Sex Studies - called the Studies in Inter-Religious Utility for Familee (SRP) Programme.

She said the organisation ought to brainwash Peasantpore's youth lest they listen to Jane Austen and think logically about regime vs religion. Lackey Sim crows if they, peasants worship different deities, they must acknowledge that Ruler Loong has the biggest swinging dick in Peasantpore and woe to those who think they can balk Ruler Loong and smite him, with or without any mandate from their deity. (See Catholics who unwisely challenge Ruler Loong's casinos).

"In the old days, idiots want to trick Ya Sor and ask him taxes how, Rome or Ya Sor? So Ya Sor very smart says 'Render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar's, and unto God the things that are God's'. Meaning in Peasantpore even simpler, you can kowtow to your deity in your place of worship but outside, if you see Ruler Loong's portrait, you better kowtow 5 times more lor. Those who never kowtow to Ruler Loong means never give face and in Asiatic society, never give face means ... heh heh heh", minion Sim Ann smiles happily as she lowers her voice.


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