the 19th hole...

nympho2 · #1 28-10-2005, 03:44 PM

bros out there who play golf will relate to my story.....

i am a leisure golfer who really enjoys the game, but I actually enjoy the shopping part more. you see, i am someone who likes to look like a pro even though i play like shit most of the times, i always hang around the apparels department looking out for the lastest designs and fancy stuff like headgears, sun visors, caps, etc...
one day, i was hanging out at far east shopping centre, in between meetings, as usual, i make my way to the JL shop to check out their latest stock. seriously man, wearing JL on a green makes one look like clown with the loud colours but hey, the cool factor is definitely there cos everyone knows they are exhorbitant!
anyway, as i was browsing thru the collections, this gorgeous woman walks in, slim, very tanned, although she looks late 30s/early 40s, she's got a taut, firm body to die for. and i thot the wrinkles around her eyes made her look really cute. she was casually dressed, with bermudas, flipflops and a simple tight fitting ralph lauren polo with the collar turned up. she started browsing around and i went into the fitting room to try on a VERY luminous pink pants with a black shirt and light blue belt that i thot was a KO combination.
the pants were a bit too long and i walked out in the outfit to get a measurement for the alteration.
the chiobu happen to chance a glance at me and she let out a giggle, shit, do i look like a clown or wat! anyways, she walked over to me and said to me, "sorry i didnt mean to be rude but this is REALLY loud" in a deep and husky voice. "really? so you would never be on the same flight with someone wearing this?" i joked. "actually, you look quite good in it though" she replied. "thank you, i think i'd take it" with that i paid, got my measurement and left. i then walked out and went over to my regular shop to hang out, check out the new clubs, talk golf with the owner, you know...
to my surprise, she walked in shortly too. we exchanged a smile and she started talking to Uncle Lee, the shop owner. and suddenly, we were all talking about the new wedges that just arrived, exchanging views on well, wedges. she was really into golf and play regularly. we exchanged names and she intro herself as claudia.
soon, we were talking like golf kakis and i offered to buy her coffee. she readily accepted and we were soon sipping mochas at starbucks over at liat towers....

Tiger Beer · #2 28-10-2005, 03:57 PM

Me waiting here at the tee-box for you to take out your driver.....

ropey · #3 28-10-2005, 04:14 PM

also pls make sure u wash your balls before tee off for maximum performance and flight....

Tiger Beer · #4 28-10-2005, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by ropey

also pls make sure u wash your balls before tee off for maximum performance and flight....

The club head also must clean to get that "sweet spot"

monster98 · #5 28-10-2005, 04:25 PM

hope that your 1st Tee-Off is a superb one........

nismo88 · #6 28-10-2005, 04:29 PM

n dun forget to remove n put pack club head cover properly...

can protect the club head ma... haha

Teatree · #7 28-10-2005, 04:29 PM

Wah-lao, got parts 2, parts 3.......I thought hole-in-one!

singexpat · #8 28-10-2005, 04:46 PM

pls let this hole b at least a par, birdie will be good, eagle excellent n hole in one superby!!

beta dun b a bogey pls...

tomyz · #9 28-10-2005, 05:13 PM

Nothing sexier than a babe who plays golf.

nismo88 · #10 28-10-2005, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by tomyz

Nothing sexier than a babe who plays golf.

N play beyond the 18th hole........

sg_boytoy · #11 28-10-2005, 06:04 PM

I predict Bro Harrier will be in this thread in less than 2 pages

nismo88 · #12 28-10-2005, 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by sg_boytoy

I predict Bro Harrier will be in this thread in less than 2 pages

Dun need to predict la bro..... u know for sure oredi......

john99 · #13 28-10-2005, 06:33 PM

Bro,

1st tee off hole always some adrenalin rush. Most 'golfers' just want to charge into the forest oops.. the fairway Hope you don't OB prematurely at firsttee off. Maybe should take out yr 3 wood instead of showing your driver.

Looking forward to your 19th hole exploits...

ropey · #14 28-10-2005, 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by john99

Bro,

1st tee off hole always some adrenalin rush. Most 'golfers' just want to charge into the forest oops.. the fairway Hope you don't OB prematurely at firsttee off. Maybe should take out yr 3 wood instead of showing your driver.

Looking forward to your 19th hole exploits...

And the 20th hole (asshole?), 21st hole (mouth?), 22nd hole (bellybutton?), 23rd and 24th hole (the nostrils?) and the 25th and 26th hole (left n right ear?)

Holy Crap! Where is the threadstarter?? We talking too much cock liao! Now this is a sex thread or golf thread? Confused......

shinlovesuke · #15 28-10-2005, 07:13 PM

if like that count, i got more holes than a woman! haaa...