No Porn Lui sarpoks transport cartels who want fare hikes to punish peasants

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Peasantpore's two fat cat transport cartel of bus and train services have applied to raise fares next year after No Porn Lui stated that poor performances should not be linked to bus fare.

The pro-regime 'Jiat Leow Bee' Public Transport Cunts (PTC) confirmed today that fat cats SBS Transit and SMRT, not satisfied with Tarman's 1.6 billion peanuts bailouts, have shamelessly submitted applications to do so ahead of the midnight deadline on Thursday.

Both fat cat operators however declined to reveal how much of a hike they are asking for and are opening challenging peasants or Jane Austen followers to balk them, claiming they have No Porn Lui's support.

In a statement, SBS Transit Senior Vice-Jackarse (Corporate Propoganda) Tammy Tan whose hide rivals those of an elephant shamelessly said, "SBS Transit has consistently cock up and mismanage bus arrival times and continues to inflict numerous service lapses on peasants. Even with Tarman's 1.6 billion peanuts free gift, our fat cat directors needs more bonuses to feed their PRC mistresses and Ho Jinx's cash demands cannot be balked at all costs. As No Porn Lui said, poor performance is not linked to fares, so we are telling the PTC to rubber stamp our requests for fare hikes. Failure to do so will imply declaration of war on No Porn Lui. PTC perverts who wish to do the right thing, take the side of peasants and balk No Porn Lui are warned that a fare hike denial is a career wrecking move.

For netizens and Jane Austen fans, not happy, write to No Porn Lui, please do not bug us as we fat cats deserve our millions for screwing up the public transport."

SMRT, who has yet to resolve their numerous train and track faults obviously has no concept of shame and accountability, meekly indicated its intention to submit an application last full moon. Using double speak and prose like sentences, it said it would be asking for “a better alignment between fares and operating costs”.

Wise old peasants ought to ask Desperate Quek to align his arse along the tracks for failing to restore peasants' confidence after full moons of mismanagement.

The pro-regime PTC is expected to rubber stamp the demands for fare hikes by March 2014 and public feedback is not welcomed.

The Mouthpiece claims both fat cat transport cartels net profits for the three months ended September dropped but failed to report both bagged a net 110 million peanuts profit after Tarman bailed them out with a generous 1.6 billion bus purchase soft grant. Wise old peasants knew the fat cat operators have been underspending for many full moons, on maintenance. Previously crackpots like Lebsian Saw used slick financial accounting to divert profits and fare hikes to fill up shareholder Temasick's fiscal blackhole before the cracking infrastructure poke holes in her scam and exposed the track and train mismanagement.

This is prove that Quantum Mechanics is in play for Peasantpore because you can cock up the transport services, expect bailouts and official approval from bums like No Porn Lui to raise fares.


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