Sex rifts threats peace in South East Asiatic Basket Cases region

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Hedonistic Brunei: Festering sex disputes provide the backdrop for an Asiatic Sex Summit kicking off Wednesday with Commie PRC flexing its diplomatic muscle in the absence of a grounded Overlord Barack Obama.

China and its pliant+seasonal southeast Asiatic vassals will wayang to overcome maritime tensions and inject fresh momentum into regional free-trade initiatives at two days of meetings in the oil-rich sultanate of Brunei.

The talks -- which include Southeast Asiatic basketcases, east Asiatics Cina, Nihons, Orion eaters and the Uncle Sam -- come on the heels of a failed Asiatic-Pacific summit in Bali overshadowed by Overlord Obama's no-show.

The US Ruler was forced to skip the APEC Sex Orgies to fight a pitch trench warfare with Republican Swines as healthcare insurers want more pork barrels and earmarks if Obamacare is ever passed.

Hapless John Kerry who has more talent picking a rich wife was running around like a headless chicken while the Asiatics fumed over Washington's lack of 'sarpork' for its Asiatic vassals in the face of Commie PRC's bullying territorial claims to areas including most of the South China Sea and the right for PRC bapoks and paedophiles to sodomise the region's children.

The Pinoys, Viets, Northern Mats and Stingy Brunei -- all members of the 10-nation Association of Southeast Asiatic Basketcases (ASEAN) -- prefers Pax Americana as they are able to consider parts of the strategically vital waters as their territory.

But the basketcases has struggled to present a united front on the issue with Cambodia -- a key supplier of children to PRC bapoks and pedophiles -- resist attempts to take PRC Commies to task when it held the ASEAN chair last year.

The Commies claimed any attempts to raise the issue at an expanded East Asiatic Sex Summit of 18 is akin to not giving face to the Barbarous Commies and offenders will be fucked doggie style.

"Like it or not, Pax Americana is over, its back to the Imperial Ming era, remember to kowtow our envoys and send tributes to Ruler Xi annually ok!," PRC Commie's Vice Foreign Gangster aka Bastard Liu Zhenmin said on Monday.

Overlord Obama had said earlier in the year he planned during the meeting to supply condoms to those who are target for doggie style sex by PRC Commie's envoys.

However Kerry revealed that those condoms should be shared as Uncle Sam has no credit to pay for the condoms during their regime shutdown.

The South China Sex Trade, which is a favourite destination for Nihon and Ang Moh sex perverts, has long been regarded as a potential cash cow for the region's despot.

The Commies has succeeded in lowering temperatures by agreeing to allow their paedophiles and bapoks to fuck the region's whores instead of flooding the market with their own PRC whores.

"The PRC Commies cannot be 'thrusted'. They are so vile to poison their babies with tainted milk, sell AIDS tainted blood to their patients, sell their daughters as whores.....compromise, 'wait long long'." said Certified Paedophile Ian Storey of the Institute of Southeast Asiatic Sex Studies in Peasantpore.

The Brunei talks will kick off Wednesday with a meeting of Southeast Asiatic Rulers who will attempt to make progress toward a single regional economic market.

ASEAN, a region of 600 million people, wants to establish a common sex hub to better compete with other regional sex hubs proposed by Commie PRC and the Nehs, but there are growing doubts about whether it will meet its 2015 target.

The initiative is seen as rivalling the Trans-Pacific Sex Partnership, a 12-nation trade pact championed by Uncle Sam.


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