Things a SG man should prepare for when Cheonging beside safety helmet ;-)

[NotMyRealName]

Hi guys,
As risk management goes, there is no complete risk-free way to prevent being caught out by family member or wife or people who knows who and can use the knowledge of you being a cheongster to ruin you.

I had been cheonging for a while, and colleagues and friends told me things to prepare or do in order to minimise risk.

Let's start by list of things to do:
1. Prepare a reason for staying out late, if you were not the staying out late type.
2. Prepare another story to explain the lady companion if you're having outings in public such as dinner/window-shopping etc, rehearse it in your head until you are convinced yourself. Of course that is only if you two are not holding hands in public, then the story won't work. For example, working meal and meeting, shopping for company stationary after a late meal, she is an intern etc. Movie is the toughest so suggestion is to have late timing and not family animation / English shows if your friends prefers these genre of shows.
3. Do have a second mobile phone and a second pre-paid SIM card. Delete all messages and have it SIM-locked and phone-locked. Prepare a story if you are asked why you have a second phone.
4. Do change your credit card to e-statement type so that you don't get your hotel booking info onto your credit card statement seen by family
5. Bring driver's license to register for hotel, and fill in either a fictitious address or worst case your old company's address, carry your old company name card or better yet, print new fictitious name card (I don't know if it is illegal to carry fictitious name card but you evaluate your risk-rewards)
6. Try not to use your own car, use taxi. If you can afford, use a car rental or car sharing club if you must drive. But don't borrow your colleague's car in case they found out.
7. Find out where your wife and your wife friends usually frequent. Go to the exact opposite.
8. Do scan and check your surroundings regularly, especially if you are going to a hotel or her apartment, but remain confident and not be looking suspicious.
9. If you do it in your car. Have SOP to do one round of checking. Use air-freshener spray, wet tissues to clean up, picked up the stray hairs.
10. If you do go overseas for fun or meet-up, do prepare your story, it is tough to organise to include weekend because family member will question why company will pay for your Saturday night stay. You can explain a stay of Friday due to cannot get confirmed seat lah, plane delay lah etc etc.

[owl888]

Best get your look-alike guy to be your double

[NotMyRealName]

Hi guys,
My take on list of things of don'ts:
1. Don't get KC too deep. A bit of feeling is fun, too deep is trouble.
2. Don't get the gal pregnant.
3. Don't give too much of your information to the gal.
4. Don't keep the receipts of hotels/KTVs/condoms etc.
5. Don't fall for KC
6. Don't be complacent, don't go to usual popular places like Orchard road or don't always go to the same hotel.
7. Don't be lazy, clean up, wipe down, clean away the girl's perfume smell.
8. Don't let your gal leave love mark on your body.
9. Don't get your work affected by the gal
10. Don't be nervous. Be confident even when confronted. Explain slowly and not too loud which shows that you may have things to hide.

[starboy]

Originally Posted by NotMyRealName

Hi guys,
My take on list of things of don'ts:
1. Don't get KC too deep. A bit of feeling is fun, too deep is trouble.
2. Don't get the gal pregnant.
3. Don't give too much of your information to the gal.
4. Don't keep the receipts of hotels/KTVs/condoms etc.
5. Don't fall for KC
6. Don't be complacent, don't go to usual popular places like Orchard road or don't always go to the same hotel.
7. Don't be lazy, clean up, wipe down, clean away the girl's perfume smell.
8. Don't let your gal leave love mark on your body.
9. Don't get your work affected by the gal
10. Don't be nervous. Be confident even when confronted. Explain slowly and not too loud which shows that you may have things to hide.

Thanks for the awesome contribution bro. Upped you my humble points and I see you now have power of "1". Congrats bro. Welcome abroad and hope to see more beneficial contributions from you.

[Iemanishere]

Bro... thks for ur finding.. . But I am sure there will be some of our brothers... that

Will still need help..

[onlyhuman]

Thanks for sharing....but nowadays too many chicks are there...we are like educating them here.

[ErnestK]

LOL... This is just like going back for mobilization. Check full pack items.

[whitegals]

Bro,

If you have to go through all that, might as well dun chiong, just stay at home and be a good boy to your wife. If not, you may have a hard time trying to explain why your hair all white after 3 years....

[Alf1977]

Most importantly, try to get a blur blur gf/wife who don't know the existence of SBF or she will chance upon the above lists! And must always bear in mind, don't be so stupid to give your real number to the mistress/fl/prostitute .. The last thing you want to happen is she calling you and your wife answer that call.

Actually being a single guy, don't even need to bother any of the above and can go bonk different gal every night..

[Tai_zi21]

To me there only rule! Dun ever get into kc trap!

Cos rest of the issue can be settled by money!

[NotMyRealName]

Originally Posted by Tai_zi21

To me there only rule! Dun ever get into kc trap!

Cos rest of the issue can be settled by money!

Or by distance (whey they go back).

[NotMyRealName]

Originally Posted by starboy

Thanks for the awesome contribution bro. Upped you my humble points and I see you now have power of "1". Congrats bro. Welcome abroad and hope to see more beneficial contributions from you.

Thanks Bro.

[BiRd13]

Mine is simple...

'Eat & make sure you clean well...'