Women: Here's some advice

FUCKBAR · #1 19-09-2012, 03:41 AM

Dear Women,

If you've ever said, "Don't think I'm going to be easy, I am not that loose" to a man, please listen, and listen good.

Now this may come as a shock to you, but we men think logically. That is if you say, "Don't think I'm going to be easy, I am not that loose", the thing we can think is that you're going to be an "intentionally difficult lay. Now as for some of my more economic peers (undergrads like me), this also says, "You're to have to spend a lot of time and money to get inside of me."

If Girls= Time * Money
and, as we all know, Time=money.

And if time is money...
Money*Money=Money^2

And then, as money is the root of all evil:
vMoney^2= Evil

Hence, Girls=Evil.

But that's an old joke, and I don't particularly remember where it's from...Nevertheless, girls, if you want to keep a guy who is considere "player" around, simply don't put out until you feel ready.

If it just so happens that after a bottle of vodka and a good 15-minutes conversation that it feels ready, then so be it. Spread your legs. Finger yourself. Lick your juices off of your fingers. Moan a little. Whatever.

You've just got to keep in mind that even the best of "players" require a gradual decrease in sexual activity and usual withdrawal from the wallet. In Layman's terms: stop being a fucking cocktease and expect things to out...some of us are too broke for twenty dates before we can get action Increase your standards a little for him, sure; but don't lock up your pussy and eat your key.

Let me eat your pussy and lock my key...in your hole.

FUCKBAR, away

Babyrexx · #2 19-09-2012, 09:40 AM

Dear TS, you sound like you've juz been Dumped n Hurted pretty Bad by your Girlfriend huh? Guess you wouldn't understand the true meaning of a Real relationship.. Perhaps due to the lack of respect you had for ladies ard you. Please do not label fellow ladies like they had nothing else on their mind except $$$! This is so shallow. Hope you will grow up n learn to respect the opposite Gender. Only then will you understand that it's not always $$$ that counts.

matthew44 · #3 19-09-2012, 10:51 AM

Bro, I see you have a major problem.. Sometimes a way to a lady heart or ... Is not going to the point... Some ladies see things from other point of view.. Thus.. Work to understand them.

littlepok · #4 19-09-2012, 11:29 AM

what's the purpose of this post? asking for free bonks?

naturegreen · #5 19-09-2012, 11:34 AM

Facts may be facts, truth may be truth. But the truth hurts and nobody likes to be hurt. We have learnt ABCs since young but there is no need to type out ABCs every now and then. We make use of ABCs everyday to compose messages, emails and even words in our speech. It's the basic necessity of life. So whatever you have just commented is also part and parcel of life. I do not agree "If it just so happens that after a bottle of vodka and a good 15-minutes conversation that it feels ready, then so be it. Spread your legs. Finger yourself. Lick your juices off of your fingers. Moan a little. Whatever." relates to every female you meet. At least the minimum is when they think you are worth it.

<<totally>> · #6 19-09-2012, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by FUCKBAR

Dear Women,
If you've ever said, "Don't think I'm going to be easy, I am not that loose" to a man, please listen, and listen good.

Now this may come as a shock to you, but we men think logically. That is if you say, "Don't think I'm going to be easy, I am not that loose", the thing we can think is that you're going to be an "intentionally difficult lay. Now as for some of my more economic peers (undergrads like me), this also says, "You're to have to spend a lot of time and money to get inside of me."

Yo bro Fuckbar, judging according to the content in this post, I reckon that you must be feeling quite pissed off and having an intention to blast all the woman that happen to cross your path now. I do suggested you cool down so that you do not miss out whatever things I will liked to share with you.

Undergrads as what you mentioned tells me that you are around 22-23 years old. The girls that you meet up should be in universities at the age of 20. After all the pain-staking training coupled with physical stressing push ups and sit ups during the NSF period, that 'chiong sua' mindset got coded into your system already issit? Hello, go wash your faCe aND WaKE UP YOUr CCB IDEA N FUCKING LISTEN!!

This post clearly indicating you are a fucking whimpering whine. Bloody hell, you still thinking you are in the camp and trying to wayang like a peacock. Mind you, you have already returned back to civilian life. The application of the things the army has taught you are wrongly applied.

"Don't think I'm going to be easy, I am not that loose" do you know exactly what a woman is thinking at that period of time when she say it. You think your logical thinking is going to bring you any closer to that lock? Know your enemies well and that will increased your chances to plant that flag and claimed ownership rights over the territories you have conquered.

You want to know what I feel when I heard the same phrase coming from out from a woman's mouth. Considered you are mine is what I said to her back in my mind. Do you know she gave you such a fucking big clue as to tell you where are her G spots literally? Every woman has her soft spot and if you can identify and send in troops running down the flanks executing all the mountion hooks and tactics, is there anything that is unreachable. Go figured out yourself, for teaching you do not have any gain except in the number of competitors.

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Originally Posted by FUCKBAR

If Girls= Time * Money
and, as we all know, Time=money.
And if time is money...
Money*Money=Money^2
And then, as money is the root of all evil:
vMoney^2= Evil
Hence, Girls=Evil.

That equation is meant to deduce woman is evil. HOWEVER, for your case is Woman that did NOT let you fuck and fuck you back in the face with "Don't think I'm going to be easy, I am not that loose'' are being labelled as evil by you. You think my logical mind is of that similar low class standards of yours?

Basically the wrong usage of formula again!
LIM PEH today show you my equation, counted yourself lucky catch gu beh lan.

If Woman is the set {Love, Money, Sex}, then the subsets of Woman are:
{} (also denoted , the empty set)
{Love}
{Money}
{Sex}
{Love, Money}
{Money, Sex}
{Love, Sex}
{Love, Money, Sex}
And hence the power set of Woman is Woman = {Love, Money, Sex}
℘(Woman) = {{Love}, {Money}, {Sex}, {Love, Money}, {Money, Sex}, {Love, Sex}, {Love, Money, Sex}}

PS: The subsets of woman will varies at different stages.
Go figure out yourself.

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Originally Posted by FUCKBAR

But that's an old joke, and I don't particularly remember where it's from...Nevertheless, girls, if you want to keep a guy who is considere "player" around, simply don't put out until you feel ready.
If it just so happens that after a bottle of vodka and a good 15-minutes conversation that it feels ready, then so be it. Spread your legs. Finger yourself. Lick your juices off of your fingers. Moan a little. Whatever.
You've just got to keep in mind that even the best of "players" require a gradual decrease in sexual activity and usual withdrawal from the wallet. In Layman's terms: stop being a fucking cocktease and expect things to out...some of us are too broke for twenty dates before we can get action Increase your standards a little for him, sure; but don't lock up your pussy and eat your key.
Let me eat your pussy and lock my key...in your hole.
FUCKBAR, away

I think I have say enough but I want to point out one last issue. Do not humiliated the word "PLAYER", you do not qualified as one and seem fittingly fall under the loser class. Do not think you are some hot studs even if you do look like, act like and feel like. Woman are not as shallow as you claimed kiddo boy. This is adult pool, yours over at the far end. Dun forget to wear your float.

naturegreen · #7 19-09-2012, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by <<totally>>

chill chill....

"Don't think I'm going to be easy, I am not that loose" Maybe TS is looking for girls who go "come come. I am easy. I am loose, come fuck me. Men by nature are hunters and the harder the prey, the more challenging they find it and all the more they want to conquer it. But for TS, he is looking for easy preys or maybe what I will term him as a "hyena"

DO_YOU_BJ · #8 19-09-2012, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by FUCKBAR

Now this may come as a shock to you, but we men think logically.

Agreed but not applicable for u.
Y?
If ur logical, u wun hv started this crap thread!

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Originally Posted by FUCKBAR

Now as for some of my more economic peers (undergrads like me), this also says, "You're to have to spend a lot of time and money to get inside of me."

Some1 has disappeared for quite a while n wow WTF so coincidental also like u undergrad wor

Any prawning lately hehehehe

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Originally Posted by FUCKBAR

You've just got to keep in mind that even the best of "players" require a gradual decrease in sexual activity and usual withdrawal from the wallet.

Wow, ur this statement already illustrates beyond a benefit of a doubt tat ur r in no way near a player status but trying hard to be recognised as one

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Originally Posted by FUCKBAR

In Layman's terms: stop being a fucking cocktease and expect things to out...some of us are too broke for twenty dates

I luv this para deep deep, it's HARA KIRI at its best

Conclusion, no money, cunt get pussy, dun cum here KPKB.
Graduate 1st, make tons of $$$$ if u can, then u wun hv to go find pussy liao.

They'll cum calling for u!

Moral conclusion here is:
All women r FUCKABLE, it's whether they'll let U be tat fucker only

Told u liao, 别以为读了军书自己就是个军师 tsk tsk tsk

DO_YOU_BJ · #9 19-09-2012, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by naturegreen

But for TS, he is looking for easy preys or maybe what I will term him as a "hyena"

Meaning like a hyena, also a scavenger more often than hunter correct?
Doesn't tat tell u he belongs to the species who take those tat boh nang ai wan?
Then to only proclaim he kio dio goo lun wahahahaha

Reoxy · #10 19-09-2012, 03:44 PM

This thread is very entertaining.

I like.

DegenerationX · #11 19-09-2012, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by <<totally>>

Hello, go wash your faCe aND WaKE UP YOUr CCB IDEA N FUCKING LISTEN!!

This sentence sounds like my RSM

FUCKBAR · #12 19-09-2012, 03:46 PM

<<totally>> & DO_YOU_BJ: Dear Uncles, I nearly gave a fuck about what you guys commented. And urm...you guys might wanna go get checked out. Both at the psychiatrist and epidemiologist. Considering the fact that you guys pay to screw loose poons while I'm enjoying the tighter and younger ones in school, better be safe than sorry yea? Oh, keep the hate coming will you? Thank ya kindly...

<<totally>> · #13 19-09-2012, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by naturegreen

Men by nature are hunters and the harder the prey, the more challenging they find it and all the more they want to conquer it. But for TS, he is looking for easy preys or maybe what I will term him as a "hyena"

Bro naturegreen, wah you intro a new terminology to me. Hyena do mean something else to me now. I am very chill 冷冷清清，孤孤单单 now but tonight going out with an objective in mind. I was a little 'excited' when TS dragged men as a whole together with him into the water. Paiseh, I am of a different level so pool sharing with him cannot be allowed, for some things DO get compromised.

A conquer required set pieces and strategies to be placed and carried out in prefect timing. But I want to say in the cases of exception, I will just moved on for some challenges are never meant for me. I do know my weight. Lolz.

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Originally Posted by DO_YOU_BJ

Agreed but not applicable for u.

Wow, ur this statement already illustrates beyond a benefit of a doubt tat ur r in no way near a player status but trying hard to be recognised as one

Bro DYBJ, Nice to see you in the same tune. =)

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Originally Posted by DO_YOU_BJ

Some1 has disappeared for quite a while n wow WTF so coincidental also like u undergrad wor

Any prawning lately hehehehe

I luv this para deep deep, it's HARA KIRI at its best

Conclusion, no money, cunt get pussy, dun cum here KPKB.
Graduate 1st, make tons of $$$$ if u can, then u wun hv to go find pussy liao.

They'll cum calling for u!

Moral conclusion here is:
All women r FUCKABLE, it's whether they'll let U be tat fucker only

Told u liao, 别以为读了军书自己就是个军师 tsk tsk tsk

Bro DYBJ, Am I getting a hint that a trail was picked up~ ? Hmm... look like there is a new season.

Btw TS, have you observed something different? The guys that gave out their comments do sound a little different. Once again, the mission of loving and sharing what we knew, that is CONFIDENCE for your information. Due to the fact I was kinda busy just now. I just recalled forgetting to ask you if you need any help. I think you might need a boy to man progression checklist, putting up milestone as indication when reaching certain mark. If you need, do let me know, ok?

I have gone through a similar phrase liked you but I did not blame the woman for I do know the fault was most likely on oneself. I do thanks them instead if not for them, I am unable to be where I was now.

Cheers~
Happy studying instead of surfing~

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Originally Posted by DO_YOU_BJ

Then to only proclaim he kio dio goo lun wahahahaha

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Originally Posted by <<totally>>

LIM PEH today show you my equation, counted yourself lucky catch gu beh lan.

Is that my gu beh lan that you saw, bro DYBJ =)