Worst sex with most undersirable partner.

[bimpom]

Hi Horny Tiko Bros and sisters!

Happy New year. I always read good and awesome sex in Sammyboy. Decide to start a funny new thread when you did it with a very undersiable partner! Let me start off with my top 3 WORST SEXUAL EXPERIENCE!!!!!! Hope it brings u laughter!

3)Paid Sex: Saw this SYT CHina Mei Mei with Ample assets and I approached her. $100+$20(room) After went up everything was ok, SOP. Until we went into missionary when she lifted up both her arms. OMGOSH!!!! Her armpit hair was unshaven... Damn it... Even more hair than my armpit... Looks like a bird nest to me Very switch off but what to do??? COntinue bonking until I came.

2)Sex partner introduce through my friend: Got her number, real damn horny girl, young but of legal age. FInally agreed to meet up and I drove her to my place for a bonking session. Looks are average, boobs size average, everything average until her jeans came off.... Na Beh.... Her pussy hair even more than cecila Chung... Just a bushy forest.. I looked at my own pubic hair and felt so inferior.... A full summer Bushy forest VS my Winter all leaves(pubic hair) fallen.... Very switch off but what to do?? Continue bonking till I came. I nv called her again after that.

1)Paid sex with my buddy,location Indonesia Batam: The OKT wanted to arrange for us 3 indonesian chinese girls... When they came, it wasn't my cup of tea so I told the OKT, forget it, just bring me a horny indonesian chick. I have tried Indonesian chicks and they were far more beautiful and busty than these chinese girls. My other 2 freinds settled for the 2 chinese girl.
What came next must be my retribution for rejecting the indonesian chinese chick... I swear to god it was the ugliest and most undesirable girl on planet earth.... I couldn't change as the OKT sent her and left. FUCK HIM. I did not know why but I felt paiseh to reject the girl directly..... She came into my room and the rest is history...I had to watch porn while doing her,imagine I am fucking the Japanese porn starlet In the middle of the night I was so fed up that I went outside of my room to smoke when I happened to meet my friend who was also smoking outside his room.(He had not seen my girl) And he asked me,' hows your melayu chick?? Good?? I said to him in the saddest tone. You would not believe me, I got a hantu most ugly ghost, small boobs I think is triple A cup, no butt, bunny tooth, untidy curly hair... He didn't believe me until the girl came out of the room and asked me," Abang, lighter?" She also wanted to smoke... I passed her my lighter and she went back into our room. My friend laughed till almost his pants dropped and sayang me.... HE was laughing all the way back to his room while I went back to my room with my head down...

Bimpom

[jolenekoh]

funny encounters u got!

[unsung80]

No.1 was really funny. Thanks for sharing.

[nickgoodfellow]

Haha. That's really funny.. Sorry to hear that, but thanks for sharing =)

[hohoman]

Bro i was laughing even when i m replying.
Nice job.

[valuedguy]

hahaha, thks for sharing.

[LovePotion]

True, i get scared off by woman who didnt shave or do maintainance.

Maybe i should import some shaver for my sex toy shop. ^^

Btw, my ex did shave last time and got infection by virus and i heard that woman need to keep some hair for protection. True?

[emotion]

LOL for no1. I do have 1.. was in KL spa area. Got this thai with C-cup n was rdy to **** her. went to room she undress herself. CCB C-cup become A-cup. result: finish the session n KB wit my fren.

[bimpom]

Hey my dear fellow tIKO bros and sisters

Pls dont just read and laugh lei.... Share with me your story if u have one.... Or else I assume that I am the most unlucky guy on earth....

BIMPOM....

[bimpom]

Originally Posted by emotion

LOL for no1. I do have 1.. was in KL spa area. Got this thai with C-cup n was rdy to **** her. went to room she undress herself. CCB C-cup become A-cup. result: finish the session n KB wit my fren.

hahahaha this kind of situation is very common for me... I do not know how they do it but many D or C cups become Triple A battery once they undress!! Perhaps they are disciples of David copperfield b4 coming into the sex industry!!!!

[ThaiBeautiful]

HAHAHA!! Good ones... seems like HAIR is a major issue

[emotion]

Originally Posted by ThaiBeautiful

HAHAHA!! Good ones... seems like HAIR is a major issue

im ok wit hair.. but not forest type..

[bimpom]

Originally Posted by LovePotion

True, i get scared off by woman who didnt shave or do maintainance.

Maybe i should import some shaver for my sex toy shop. ^^

Btw, my ex did shave last time and got infection by virus and i heard that woman need to keep some hair for protection. True?

What infection? I nv heard of keeping pubic hair for protection.. The doctor advise her or?

[bimpom]

Originally Posted by emotion

im ok wit hair.. but not forest type..

Yes bro, we share the same sentiments... pubic hair is ok for me... Forest is scary... I guess our friend has yet to experience forest or Bird nest.... Really is SIBEI switch off.......

I sincerely urge the fairer sex to shave(armpit 100% MUST) and at least maintain their below(pubic hair) not to let it grow into a forest... Otherwise we will become forest gump..........

[emotion]

Originally Posted by bimpom

hahahaha this kind of situation is very common for me... I do not know how they do it but many D or C cups become Triple A battery once they undress!! Perhaps they are disciples of David copperfield b4 coming into the sex industry!!!!

yup.. tats my first time.. but in sg i rarely have these prob.. the boobs r like pictures. when i KB to my fren he say his one also same.

i got another 1 heard from my fren. he went to this MP and the masseuse wanna have sex wit him. den he ok. after few strike he saw blood. that girl in on RED code. he was like WTF, he quickly get off the area.