Do you talk dirty with your wife?

[lee2001sg]

Would like to know if you guys who are married, talk dirty with your wife. I like to talk dirty to my wife even though she always response sacasticly and knowing most of the time I won't get what I want.

[mr_missile]

Talk dirty to my wife? Yes of course!

I'd say, "Fuck you."

And she'd reply, "Fuck you too!"

[nex_terday]

That is called oral sex.

[DIDI]

i n my wife like to tok dirty when having sex!!!!!!!

[alan0338]

Originally Posted by mr_missile

Talk dirty to my wife? Yes of course!

I'd say, "Fuck you."

And she'd reply, "Fuck you too!"

me and my wife too... tats wat loving couples do

[teebs_darklord]

Originally Posted by alan0338

me and my wife too... tats wat loving couples do

I thought u say in Hokkien one???

[tomvoyeur]

Originally Posted by mr_missile

Talk dirty to my wife? Yes of course!

I'd say, "Fuck you."

And she'd reply, "Fuck you too!"

Sounds like an epic couple agrument.

[Robbie_williams]

Sure...when we come back from work...

I always tell her...."So who's turn to wash the dirty dishes?"

She always tell me..."I washed ur dirty underwear all the time and wash the toiletbowl with ur shit stains...u expect me to wash the dirty dishes?"


That's how my wife and me talk dirty most nights...

[hotdogsoo]

"i want u suck my DD with Jolin Tsai, and u kiss jolin when i fuck her..."

is this dirty talk?

[gimandrew]

She sometimes likes it to be talked dirty to her and she usually gets pretty horny about it, but just sometimes, so she isn't like in the mivies

[Bangster]

me: "honey, weather cold huh? Mini-me needs some warmth leh..."
wife: "DIY. DIY. Lin-bu tired"
me: "neh neh kor chee, yow bo ah? (有宝啊?)"
wife: "then DIY and stop bothering me!!"
me: "Please la. I can get something better. See whether I want or not nia..."
wife: "What did you say?? What did you say??"
me: ".......*sweats*...."
wife: "Fucking shit what did you just say??? Say it out!"
me: "Nabeh cheebye lah shut up lah lin-beh want to sleep liao lah"

[jdi813]

hahahahahahahaha ... this thread is priceless

[Pilot Preceda]

Originally Posted by Robbie_williams

Sure...when we come back from work...

I always tell her...."So who's turn to wash the dirty dishes?"

She always tell me..."I washed ur dirty underwear all the time and wash the toiletbowl with ur shit stains...u expect me to wash the dirty dishes?"


That's how my wife and me talk dirty most nights...

hahahahahahaha...
this really funny...

my gf and I talks dirty all the while also...
most of the time in mandarin but i like to ask her to speak in hokkien when we're in bed...
dunno why, hokkien is more aroused to me...

[naturegreen]

Read liao makes me then go

[t33kid]

Originally Posted by mr_missile

Talk dirty to my wife? Yes of course!

I'd say, "Fuck you."

And she'd reply, "Fuck you too!"

this is so funny...

did she reply " come, lets see who fuck who?? "