My latest UK experience.

shroom · #1 16-03-2010, 11:44 AM

Some of you may be wondering and some of you may know already.

I had moved to UK since last September. Basically had some investments here in property here that had not been going well and it became more economically viable for me to live in them than to rent it out, selling it would lead to a negative equity situation, so I could either rent it out at a loss or just let it be. It must have been a stroke of luck but just as I was thinking about it a job offer came by. I thought I could use a break from the professional world and do some academic type work for awhile while waiting upon the economic storm to blow away.

Therefore settled everything, almost came to a situation where was zero savings after taking into account the expenses needed for the move.

Anyway I thought long and hard about this, decided to take the jump as UK was not a bad country..........or so I thought.

Came over, settled into the house which was bleeding me dry. It's a standard UK styled dual storey terrace house.

Neighbours, to the left was this PRC girl aged 28 who runs a TCM practice in town. She had a hongkie housemate as well who studied at the university.

The neighbour on the right, is a brit single mom aged 22 with a 5 year old.

Their stats :-

PRC :
Height 149cm
Weight 30kg
Skin type : super fair.
Voice : Standard Beijing type.
Boobs : 34A

HK :
Height 180cm
Weight : 70kg
Skin type : Slightly tanned but face smooth.
Voice : Spoke with an irritating fake Cockney accent.
Boobs :36C

Brit :
Height 165cm
Weight 60kg
Skin type : Fair/pale.
Voice : Sounds like a scouser.
Boobs : 36DD.

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The first time I met the Brit, I actually needed to find an internet connection as mine was not up yet. I decided to knock on her door. Her name is Christie.

Me : Good evening Miss.
Christie : Hi, you live next door right, was meaning to come over and say hi.
Me : Well I guess I should have done that too.
I introduced myself, we shaked hands and then I asked her if she had an internet connection I could borrow.

Christie : Sure, if you have a laptop you can bring it over and connect it to my wireless.
Me:Are you sure? Won't be too much trouble?
C : Possitive.
Me : Thank you, I will be over in a bit.

I go get my laptop, she helps me to connect to the network and I am soon online. I got all the business I needed done, then thanked her.... she asked me to come by anytime I needed a net and told me it may take awhile for the broadband to be connected.

Then after I am done :-
Me : Could I buy you a drink later this week?
C : Sure but you don't have to.
Me : I insist. How about Friday night? We can go on a pub crawl or something.
C : I can't stay out too late though.
Me : Same here.

Will continue on this part later.
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A few days later, I get a letter which was addressed to the house to the left. I take it over and ring the door bell, it was answered by the Hongkie. She was wearing a loose t-shirt and a short pants it showed her long legs and clevage.

Me : Are you Miss XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX?
She : No, that is my housemate.
Me : Well the postman made a mistake and delivered her mail to my place.
She : OK.
Me : By the way, I don't believe I have met you or introduced myself.
She : Yes, you live next door?
Me : Yes I do, I am ........ *holds out hand*
She : Nice to meet you (Her name is Angela)
Me : Well I better be going, you take care now.
She : Bye.

(Will come back to her later)

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Then the next day, just as I was leaving to go to work, I get a knock on my door. It was the PRC, she was dressed in a white doctor coat.

She : Hi, this letter is yours'.
Me : Oh was it delivered to the wrong house?
She : Yes, always happens, you got any for me?
Me : Not as far as I know.
She : *gives me her business card) This is my card I am Lin.
Me : Pleasure to meet you. You from China?
She : Yes, Beijing.
Me : I see you own a business here, what type of services do you have?
She : You visit my shop soon, I show you.
Me : I may have to soon, been having tired shoulders.

She reaches for my shoulder and squeezes them.

Before I could protest

She : Your shoulder have many problems, it must always be pain right?
Me : Yeah. Must find a place to massage it soon.
She : You should get it massaged with a special type of oil.
Me : Will see....anyway I must go now or I will be late for work.

After work, I got done early, first I go to the gym, then in my gym attire of cycling shorts and a tshirt I go to the shop she claimed to own.

I enter at 5:25pm.

Me : Hi, sorry to come in so late, are you closing soon?
She : I have closed. But it is ok *She closes all the blinds and locks the door*
Me : I am looking for something I could use for my shoulders as it feels a bit tight after a trip to the gym.

I then look around and notice she does foot and body massages.

Me : How do you charge for a massage?
She : You want it now?
Me : I can come back another day.
She : My policy is to treat the person the day he comes in not ask them make an appointment. *I get the hint she ain't letting me go cos business must have been bad*

She goes to the back, gets me a cup of tea and asks me to sit while she prepares the chair.

I have the green tea, exactly like those you get in PRC......super bitter.

She then asks me to put my feet in this water that looked brown. It was hot.

She : Please shirt off.

I took off the t-shirt, she folded it and kept it by the side.

She pours this oil that smelt terrible and had a vapour burn feel, then used her elbows on my shoulders..

Me : WHOA.......can softer please.
She : Is already very soft.

Then she started pressing and rubbing here and there along my neck and shoulders.

She kept on, oh here no good, this no good. In my mind I was wondering whether I would be dying soon considering all the "no goods" which she was saying.

Then she asked me to lay on the chair. Again she pushed various parts on the lower back.

She : You got many hard work?
Me : No. Why?
She : You very bad.
Me : What?
She : I give you full treatment, you got time?

Without waiting for my reply, she continues proding and kneeding my back with her powerful hands.

Then she tugs on my shorts to pull it down.

She : This no good, too tight blood cannot move.

I lift my hip up, she pulls the shorts away oblivous to the fact I did not wear any underwear.

She started using a piece of wood and oil on various parts of my entire back.

Then she asks me to sit up and throws a towel on me.

She applies some cream all over my left leg, then wraps it up with the towel.

She then starts rubbing my right feet, man it hurt like hell.

Again I tell her to go softer and she say it is very soft.

Then she does the same with the other leg.

She : This is enough for today, next time come back I do more places, you many problems.

I then ask her how much she ask if I was wanting a receipt and paying cash or not.

She gave me a figure that I thought was a bargain, then she said it will be more if a receipt is needed......... I understood it of course she was pocketing the cash instead of registering it as a transaction.

I head home.

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shroom · #2 16-03-2010, 11:46 AM

Part 2.

The next day was the day I promised to bring Christie out for some drinks.

I came back from work, admittedly whole day after that shoulders were much better.

Christie came over at sharp 7pm, she was wearing a 1 piece dress which was tight fitting showed a good amount of clevage and only covered about 3 inches down from her butt. I offered her a few pre-going out drinks. She happily had Fosters, then she had a 2nd, and then I told her I had shots as well. Turned out the bottle of Jaegermeister which someone gave me as a gift was a favourite of her's. Still had at least 3/4 bottle as I hated it.

She poured herself a double and downed it.

She : I love it when there are free alcohol.
Me : I love it too, hey wanna head out?
She : Heh, there is enough booze in here, can just stay on drinking here, *hic* Damn your couch is comfy.
Me : OK, as long as you're having a good time.
She : Hell yeah, hey you!! Come sit by me.

I sit by her, she places her hand on my lap and taps it hard.
She : Hey loosen up you..

She moves her hand towards my crotch area, the she sees a deck of cards.
She : Come lets play cards.
Me : You deal then.

She decides to do blackjack.

1st round, I lose, drank 1 shot.
2nd round, I got a blackjack she drank 2 shots.
3rd round, she won, she demanded I take off 1 piece of what I was wearing.

Anyway several rounds later, she was in her panties and bra, she had a matching pair of black lacy ones.

She : 5 more rounds *In a demanding tone*

She dealt.

I started to go back to using shots, she shot back no chance.

She dealt, then raised the game to strip everything.

I told her fine...so time to show. .

As I was about to put show.

She : Wait!!!! What we doing next round?
Me: I have no idea,
She : Let's play fucks.
Me : Let's not.
She : You chickening out?
Me : Cut the crap, show your cards.

She had a 2 pair. Thankfully, I had 3 of a kind. She stripped off everything.

Her boobs were definitely big, had a love bite mark on 1 of them, pussy was neatly trimmed.

She : Wanna fuck?
Me : Hmmm....
She : C'mon fuck me now, am so horny.
Me : 1 more round.

She dealt.
She : Winner dictates.

I thought what the heck. Decided to go in on a 2 pair.

Got crushed by her 3 of a kind of Aces.

Me : Isn't it time to go out.
She : Not so fast, I am dictating now. Time for a good shag.
Me : OK.
She : Ain't it such a nice night out, come let's shag in the garden.
Me : How about we don't do something so crazy.
She : Wanna shag in the tree house?
Me : No.
She : I ain't shagging indoors.

We put some clothes on, I get a condom and follow her to her back garden where there was indeed a treehouse. She points up to the tree.
Me : Uhh....... I don't think so, I am scared of heights.

After much coaxing, I climb the ladder to get up there. It was already pitch dark and no chance to see anything.

The treehouse was not the most stable structure I've been into, while it is anchored upon a solid part of the tree, I still felt as if it could sway a lil.

She took my hand and led me to a part of the treehouse, my heart was thumping like crazy hoping I don't fall off the structure.

But then there was something soft on the floor, oh it was a foam of somekind.

She laid on the foam, I could hear her removing her clothes.

I felt for her, got onto her boob, squeezed it and put my mouth on her erect nipple and sucked on them before nibbling on it. Then I removed my clothes and kept it to aside with the condom in 1 hand. She reached out and her hands were at my balls, she played with them before running her finger on my dick. That's when from a limp one it started firming up and standing up. I quickly opened the condom and put it on.

I then ran my hand on the inside of her thigh before reaching her pubes. Slowly I began to feel for her clit and her love tunnel, she was dripping wet already. I placed her clit between 2 of my fingers and started playing with it. Time was short before she placed her hand on mine so I would stop.

She : Shag me now.

I then laid on her, she opened her legs wide so I would be between her.

We then kissed, I parted her lips with my tongue and her tongue met mine, she sucked on it and moved her tongue around mine furiously. I placed both my hands under her neck, gently holding her head. She brought her hands to my back just above my butt, While still locked in a kiss with her I raised my hips and moved to meet her. Surprisingly it was a perfect aim. I slowly pushed into her, stopping just as the head was inside her, she began moving her hips in circular motion as I just left it in her, then I slowly began pushing into her again 1/2cm at a go, sometimes teasing her that I was going to push in but actually pulled out.

She then began trying to move her hips so it would penetrate her more. I stopped kissing her and moved my mouth to her ear wanting to tell her to relax herself. But instead she turned her head and placed her mouth just under my ear and began sucking hard to make a love bite mark as soon as she stopped I rammed my dick hard into her. She let out a moan and immediately wrapped her legs around me.

She : Damn I am cumming, shag me hard now.

I began pumping her hard and through enough in less than a minute she was screaming.

I immediately began to think of what will happen if we both get an ASBO..

She was not really that tight, but she was also very wet and her tunnel was quite long as well which did not bother me at all.

Unfortunately for me, between the long time of not doing it and being somewhat tired as soon as she finished her climax I too had climaxed.

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Will continue next part soon, break time is over need to continue writting my 25000 word essay.