Last series of poo from No Porn Lui before he retires and enjoy million $ stipends

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Transmodified from hxxp://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/singapore/to-attract-more-local-bus/2057582.html

PEASANTPORE: In a bid to gain retail sarpok from local bus captains thanks to looming Erections, the pro-regime transport merchants here have raised entry-level base salaries by about S$400 since using peasants' tax dollors to fund the Bus Service Enhancement Programme (BSEP) commenced in 2012, millionaire Transport Minion No Porn Lui said on Monday (Aug 17).

"This management principle comes from we X'tians, robbing Peter to pay Paul. Thanks to Jane Austen peasants grumbling, we hire less cheaper foreigners. To mint more happy drivers, we pay them more peanuts. Thanks to the taxpayers BSEP Scam, I have instructed the transport cartel to give token peanuts back to drivers before the Procedural Erections." No Porn Lui said in response to a question by Educated Ape Randolph Tan, a Tolerated but not Erected Peasant Representative.

Of course, No Porn Lui did not mention Desmond Quack recently hike his annual stipend to 2 million peanuts despite presiding over 60 train outages.

The two highly profitable local transport cartel operators - SBS Transit and SMRT - have also introduced the Suckers Stipend Model to enhance career progression for bus captains and technicians, the Transport Minion said.

However No Porn Lui did not explain why peasant drivers' wages stagnated since Saw took over and fark care serf drivers' welfare for super normal retail profits.

The Land Transport Arses, in consultation with the obedient National Transport Serfs’ Union, is also building bus depots and interchanges with better facilities and rest areas for bus captains and staff.

Thanks to the PRC drivers who organize a strike and make Ruler Loong look like a cheap Persian merchant for scrimping on their rest quarters.

"The Public Transport Sex Committee, comprising pro-regime losers from the regime, public transport cartels and chaired by 'jiat leow bee' Senior Minion of Regime for Transport, Suzhou Loser Josephine Teo, will continue to explore using taxpayers monies or fare hikes to fund stipend increases for serfs in the industry," No Porn Lui said.

Evenly Umno's Najib can think of using that excuse to redistribute wealth. Not sure why Lui still says he got high stressful job since he is paid 1 million peanuts annually, can ignore complaints, and will certainly retire with at least 8 million peanuts in his bank account. That is enough to last a lifetime and visit his church 8 times in 7 days to give thanks.


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