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12-03-2009, 06:21 PM
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Hero to zero
Ur bro big and hard. All ready to pound ur ger cb till she leg soft. Suddenly knn the neighbor 5yo spoil brat start throwing tantrum scream non-stop like pig kena kill. Mood gone. Bro turn soft.
Wat other things turn u from hero to zero?
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12-03-2009, 06:38 PM
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Re: Hero to zero
go hotel with FL, bonk her hard and shiok, sudden knock on the door by a kuku who can differentiate number 1, 2 and 3. didi immediately transforms to infant size.
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12-03-2009, 07:45 PM
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Re: Hero to zero
OKT runner delivering supplies barging into the room without knocking. He had the key and the girl did not chain the door. Tried to carry on after he left but no mood after that. Booked double session some more. Now I make sure the door is always chained.
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12-03-2009, 07:47 PM
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12-03-2009, 08:39 PM
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Re: Hero to zero
1) Bonk until the gal fart. Shrink.
2) Bonk a drink-too-much gal and she puked halfway. Shrink. 3) Bonk halfway hotel phone ring to ask if you want to extend. Shrink. 4) Bonk with iPod music on and suddenly "Romantic" playlist ends and switch to next playlist which is "Best of Sabbath". Shrink. 5) Bonk at staircase halfway and got cockroach crawl up your leg. Shrink.
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12-03-2009, 10:16 PM
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Doing in a handicap toilet when a real handicap come knocking and got scolded by him when both of us come out
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13-03-2009, 11:18 AM
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Re: Hero to zero
When my OMNITRIX turns me back from ALIENS to BEN 10...
I becomes HERO to ZERO... LOLz... Paiseh, can't help but to contribute some OT humor into this thread! 
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13-03-2009, 11:33 AM
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Re: Hero to zero
there was once when i was stripping my ex and fingering her with her pussy so damn wet... and my dick was so hard and oozing with precum... suddenly my ex lil sis open her room door... oops we forgot to lock it.. damn my ex was lying on the bed naked and my dick was out of my pants with only my zippers down... in less than 0.0000001 sec my dick soften like no tml... knn her lil sis still ask.. kor kor u want lemonade???
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13-03-2009, 11:42 AM
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RETURN OF THE PRODIGAL SON. THE PULL OF THE DARKNESS IS TOO STRONG FOR THE MONSTER TO RESIST. FROM DARKNESS I CAME TO DARKNESS I HAVE FINALLY RETURNED. THE ASS IS THE BEST, IF YOU TRIED THE ASS YOU WON'T WANT TO TRY THE REST.... IN THE NAME OF THE MOUTH, PUSSY AND HOLEY ASS". THE HOLEY TRINITY.
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13-03-2009, 12:10 PM
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Lesson learnt: Do not attempt to perform sexual acts at a speed that will make either one nauseous!
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13-03-2009, 01:11 PM
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13-03-2009, 01:16 PM
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A WINNER IS YOU!! 
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13-03-2009, 01:20 PM
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Re: Hero to zero
yea... its a spoiler when u about to cum/extend and hotel phone ring!!!
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