Sperm Donor Anyone ?

[jasdude]

free body checkup
$100 transportation allowance


would you go ? attached is the link for addition read .


http://nbnl.globalwhelming.com/2009/...-body-checkup/


since lots of sperm is spilled in this forum daily . this thread might put the wastage to use . you might meet a child that looks like you on the streets 10 years later .

[waiwaiz]

I don think any of us qualify...juz like blood donation, theres a form and some questionaire to answer..like being to africa or thailand during last 6 month. Or visit to pros....

u think $100 so easy to tan??? think our sperm hai lang only...keke

[lawrencex]

Originally Posted by jasdude

free body checkup



since lots of sperm is spilled in this forum daily . this thread might put the wastage to use . you might meet a child that looks like you on the streets 10 years later .

bro u damn funny

[Toyota Honda]

[QUOTE=jasdude;5480645]free body checkup
$100 transportation allowance


would you go ? QUOTE}

I believe bros here do have the kind thought of donating their sperm. But its the donating 'process' that should be motivational for bros here to consider.

[LyAiN]

Originally Posted by Toyota Honda

I believe bros here do have the kind thought of donating their sperm. But its the donating 'process' that should be motivational for bros here to consider.

Eg: When you reach the donation center, you were lead into a room and watching a porn. After 10 mins, you were greeted by a Japanese look-alike nurse with full clevage shown, Kawaii-nei. She stripped you down and give a BBBJ and you CIM, then she spit those sperm into a small bottle. Wahhhhhhh...

Within 3 days, maybe hospital flooded by sperm alrdy? LOLX

[shinary]

Originally Posted by LyAiN

Eg: When you reach the donation center, you were lead into a room and watching a porn. After 10 mins, you were greeted by a Japanese look-alike nurse with full clevage shown, Kawaii-nei. She stripped you down and give a BBBJ and you CIM, then she spit those sperm into a small bottle. Wahhhhhhh...

Within 3 days, maybe hospital flooded by sperm alrdy? LOLX

good suggestion, can $$

[Bangster]

Originally Posted by LyAiN

Eg: When you reach the donation center, you were lead into a room and watching a porn. After 10 mins, you were greeted by a Japanese look-alike nurse with full clevage shown, Kawaii-nei. She stripped you down and give a BBBJ and you CIM, then she spit those sperm into a small bottle. Wahhhhhhh...

Within 3 days, maybe hospital flooded by sperm alrdy? LOLX

What if she starts tearing off the latex mask to reveal a moustacho Tom Selleck lookalike gay biker after you CIM in 'her' mouth?

[Frankiestine]

Originally Posted by waiwaiz

I don think any of us qualify...juz like blood donation, theres a form and some questionaire to answer..like being to africa or thailand during last 6 month. Or visit to pros....
u think $100 so easy to tan??? think our sperm hai lang only...keke

Yeah true that why I also have a opt out card from HOTA. No point donating my organs when I am gone...cos my body inside probably all koyak liao...

[alvin36]

Originally Posted by LyAiN

Eg: When you reach the donation center, you were lead into a room and watching a porn. After 10 mins, you were greeted by a Japanese look-alike nurse with full clevage shown, Kawaii-nei. She stripped you down and give a BBBJ and you CIM, then she spit those sperm into a small bottle. Wahhhhhhh...

Within 3 days, maybe hospital flooded by sperm alrdy? LOLX

you copy this from jap porn huh ?
I think I saw a jap porn with this "story line" before.... dont know where is the link now

[Bangster]

Frankly, if I were to go to this donation centre,

I dont think I can effect an erection by watching the porn they provide.

Cos....I REALLY AM TOOOO DAMN HOPELESS ALREADY and normal porn can't even arouse me!!

Chances are the nurse will keep on knocking on my door and ask if I'm ready. 1 Hour later I'll just give up watching the vid and ask her if she can help...

[owl888]

So this an opportunity for u get paid for a shot of your cum

[LyAiN]

Originally Posted by alvin36

you copy this from jap porn huh ?
I think I saw a jap porn with this "story line" before.... dont know where is the link now

Bo lah bro, just happen to come out from my mind, lolx.. So coincidence ah, Jap AV have like this? Haahaa...

[BiRd13]

Originally Posted by LyAiN

Eg: When you reach the donation center, you were lead into a room and watching a porn. After 10 mins, you were greeted by a Japanese look-alike nurse with full clevage shown, Kawaii-nei. She stripped you down and give a BBBJ and you CIM, then she spit those sperm into a small bottle. Wahhhhhhh...

Within 3 days, maybe hospital flooded by sperm alrdy? LOLX

Bro... cannot la... Later the sperm will get effect by germs from saliva...
Worst... Later she swallow how? Then want you shoot 2nd round... 3rd round... until you 'flat' le... Still no 'sperm' to donate... :X

Originally Posted by Bangster

What if she starts tearing off the latex mask to reveal a moustacho Tom Selleck lookalike gay biker after you CIM in 'her' mouth?

omg... I cant really imagine this...

[Xgenre]

Originally Posted by LyAiN

She stripped you down and give a BBBJ and you CIM, then she spit those sperm into a small bottle. Wahhhhhhh...

By the way, this is highly discouraged in a sperm donation centre. Your saliva is used to break down food, making it easier for the body to absorb. When you used CIM sperm, actually the saliva is slowing breaking down the sperm. That's bad for artificial insemmination.

Try this test. Cook a pot of porridge and put the porridge into 2 bowls, side by side. Leave 1 bowl untouched. For the 2nd bowl, take 2 spoonfuls of porridge. A bit of your saliva would have been transferred to the porridge when you scoop for another tablespoonful of porridge. After 2 spoonfuls, stop and wait for 15 mins. Do you notice any difference between the 2 bowls of porridge?

The bowl where you took 2 spoonfuls from will appear more watery.

[freezetheDB]

i dont ask for much

a decent HJ by a nurse will do the trick

works better than masturbation