Husbands or Boyfriends or FB Should know

[ahbengsony]

Well, Copied from one of my friendster which i personally think it is true .

Nine words women use...

1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
Right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
Minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
And you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
Usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
you're welcome.

8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's
wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.

Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can
avoid if they remember the terminology.

[South Park]

Nice pointers. But as a guy, i also like to use some of the words on my gf.what goes around comes around

[wanker10]

Hi Bro,

Well documented. Somemore to add:

No need: This is often heard when you had forgotten to do something which she asked you to do. Make sure you quickly make good the situation or will realise the damage when you need something from her. Could it be Sex?

Cheers,

[justwanadoit]

how they tell you they want sex????

[gilagila100]

Originally Posted by justwanadoit

how they tell you they want sex????

PRC gals => "lao gong, wo yao" => Hubby, I want.

Msian gals => "wo hen yang" => I very itchy

Sinkee gals => sorry, most dun have this in their dicktionary.

Other nationalities or races => Soli, I dunnoe. Nv encounter b4.

Just my inaccurate opinion.

[colins]

Want sex:

PRC - bao bei, wo yao yao yao （我要摇摇！）

[wanker10]

Sinkee gals => sorry, most dun have this in their dicktionary.

Singapore Girl => Tomolo no need to work hor? of Tomolo can wake up late hor?

[VF 35]

Originally Posted by gilagila100

PRC gals => "lao gong, wo yao" => Hubby, I want.

Msian gals => "wo hen yang" => I very itchy

Sinkee gals => sorry, most dun have this in their dicktionary.

Other nationalities or races => Soli, I dunnoe. Nv encounter b4.

Just my inaccurate opinion.

Hahahah!...That a nice one

[kissyourboobs]

Originally Posted by ahbengsony

Nine words women use...

6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's
wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.

This is very true especially point 6 and 9. My gf does it almost everytime.

[Freman]

how about this from my wife.......

fuck your head, fuck ! 2 kids not enough har ?

[wanker10]

Originally Posted by Freman

how about this from my wife.......

fuck your head, fuck ! 2 kids not enough har ?

Hahaha... Good One! LOL!

[SixSixSix]

Noted. Thanks

[hotsoup16]

jokes of 2007. nice 1

[tissuebox]

Originally Posted by gilagila100

PRC gals => "lao gong, wo yao" => Hubby, I want.

Msian gals => "wo hen yang" => I very itchy

Sinkee gals => sorry, most dun have this in their dicktionary.

Other nationalities or races => Soli, I dunnoe. Nv encounter b4.

Just my inaccurate opinion.

Bro gilagila100, you PM box is full. Please clear your PM box and PM me again, need to send you something which you have requested for in my thread

[ahbengsony]

Yup, From another friendster of mine....... It is true again.......




The okay ones leave your eyes rolling and make you go "Erh. Erh. Erh." The good ones make you go "Arh Arh Arh..". The best make you go "ARGH ARgggh ARGH!!!"

Listen to the tone and you'll know if the gal is enjoying it. Why do guys like to ask questions like "Is it good? Is it better than your last? Is it the best?" while doing it? Gals need to indulge in the satisfaction of being filled.. Shut up and fuck. Conversations can be done after sex.

Be it curved, thick, straight, slim, short or long, I still prefer mine thick.. All right. I'm going to answer the question I've been avoiding for a year. Although I love the feeling of weight on me but I love to be on top. I can be a control freak sometimes.. And.. I cum faster and more often when I'm on top. I like it when my guy grab my ass in that position. I guess I prefer bigger guys cos I don't have to worry about crushing them..

In bold are the description of mine!!! hahahaha A rhino horn???