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Old 03-08-2024, 09:57 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

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my elderly aunt told me that in a marriage there are three stages of sex...
excitement sex, regular sex and corridor sex...

excitement sex is when you are married in the first to second years coz you can't have enough of each other's...

regular sex is in the fifth or sixth years, seems like a chore to each other's...

corridor sex is when you're married for twenty to thirty years, you walk pass each other's and says FUCK you...
Wahahaa nice share bro
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Old 03-08-2024, 09:59 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

A 100-year-old grandma is being interviewed by the media

Press: “What's the secret for grandma to be 100 years old...??”
Grandma: “When I get just a little bit sick I go straight to the doctor.”

Press: “What do you think about the development of our medical science now?”

Grandma: “Doctors are getting better and smarter now, I remember when I was 20 years old...the doctor told me to take off all my clothes, be examined from top to bottom for an hour, then gave me my medicine...

When I was 40 years old... the doctor told me to just take off my top clothes, be examined for 15 minutes, then gave me my medicine...

When I was 60 years old... the doctor told me to just unbutton my shirt, insert the stethoscope for 5 minutes, then gave me medicine...

When I was 80 years old... the doctor just told me to open my mouth, look with a flashlight for 2 minutes, then gave me medicine...

Now that I am 100 years old... before I could even sit down, the doctor has written a prescription for my medicine and is shouting...
‘NEXT PATIENT...!!!’”
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Old 04-08-2024, 03:00 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

Nice jokes and thanks.
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Old 04-08-2024, 03:01 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

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A 100-year-old grandma is being interviewed by the media

Press: “What's the secret for grandma to be 100 years old...??”
Grandma: “When I get just a little bit sick I go straight to the doctor.”

Press: “What do you think about the development of our medical science now?”

Grandma: “Doctors are getting better and smarter now, I remember when I was 20 years old...the doctor told me to take off all my clothes, be examined from top to bottom for an hour, then gave me my medicine...

When I was 40 years old... the doctor told me to just take off my top clothes, be examined for 15 minutes, then gave me my medicine...

When I was 60 years old... the doctor told me to just unbutton my shirt, insert the stethoscope for 5 minutes, then gave me medicine...

When I was 80 years old... the doctor just told me to open my mouth, look with a flashlight for 2 minutes, then gave me medicine...

Now that I am 100 years old... before I could even sit down, the doctor has written a prescription for my medicine and is shouting...
‘NEXT PATIENT...!!!’”
Thanks for sharing.
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Old 05-08-2024, 11:49 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

At the moment a profesional boxing from little island come to big city for match and after that he win and he team happy
In the night he going to have fun and search girl for making love he get a girl like he type....
And he start to foreplay and he start to groping and he said why my cock penetrate and finally he get ladieboy
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

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At the moment a profesional boxing from little island come to big city for match and after that he win and he team happy
In the night he going to have fun and search girl for making love he get a girl like he type....
And he start to foreplay and he start to groping and he said why my cock penetrate and finally he get ladieboy
Gd sic! More pls!
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

Joke of Day...

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Old 08-08-2024, 12:33 AM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

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Joke of Day...

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Joke of Day...

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Old 08-08-2024, 09:18 AM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

Thanks for nice jokes.
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Old 08-08-2024, 09:19 AM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

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At the moment a profesional boxing from little island come to big city for match and after that he win and he team happy
In the night he going to have fun and search girl for making love he get a girl like he type....
And he start to foreplay and he start to groping and he said why my cock penetrate and finally he get ladieboy
Thanks for sharing.
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Old 08-08-2024, 09:28 AM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

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A 100-year-old grandma is being interviewed by the media

Press: “What's the secret for grandma to be 100 years old...??”
Grandma: “When I get just a little bit sick I go straight to the doctor.”

Press: “What do you think about the development of our medical science now?”

Grandma: “Doctors are getting better and smarter now, I remember when I was 20 years old...the doctor told me to take off all my clothes, be examined from top to bottom for an hour, then gave me my medicine...

When I was 40 years old... the doctor told me to just take off my top clothes, be examined for 15 minutes, then gave me my medicine...

When I was 60 years old... the doctor told me to just unbutton my shirt, insert the stethoscope for 5 minutes, then gave me medicine...

When I was 80 years old... the doctor just told me to open my mouth, look with a flashlight for 2 minutes, then gave me medicine...

Now that I am 100 years old... before I could even sit down, the doctor has written a prescription for my medicine and is shouting...
‘NEXT PATIENT...!!!’”
Nice one bro, thanks!
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Nice one bro, thanks!
You're welcome. Laughter is the best medicine.
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Old 09-08-2024, 03:46 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

Thanks for sharing nice jokes.
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

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You're welcome. Laughter is the best medicine.
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