Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

[dyelook]

sibeh high arh........

[SirLance]

Pls more jokes.

[dyelook]

laughter bumps...

[etsys]

small contributions .

[ah rat]

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[Madprince]

Thanks for all the jokes. Really helps to brighten up the mood when things are down.

[SirLance]

Originally Posted by Madprince

Thanks for all the jokes. Really helps to brighten up the mood when things are down.

I fully agreed with you

[ah rat]

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[Hurricane88]

National Attitude of Workers
- received from a friend

* Japanese Can Do Attitude:
If One Can Do,
I Can Do.
If No one Can Do,
I Must Do.

* Malaysian Boleh Attitude:
If One Can Do,
Let Him Do.
If No one can Do
What can I Do?

* Singaporean Attitude:
If Everyone Do,
I DIE DIE MUST Do.
If Nobody Do,
I better Not Do.

* Australian attitude:
If no one ask me to do,
I wont do.
If I am asked to do,
I'll get someone else to do.

* American attitude:
If I ask you to do,
You must do.
If you dont do,
I will bomb till you do.

* Mainland Chinese
attitude:
You think i got nothing
better to do!

😂😂😂

Good Morning

[dyelook]

The defaulters

A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic bin bags, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags and once in a while a £20 note flies out of it onto the pavement.

Noticing this, a policeman stops her. "Madam, there are £20 notes falling out of that bag....."

"Damn!" says the little old lady...."I'd better go back and see if I can find some of them. Thanks for the warning!"

"Well, now, not so fast," says the policeman. "How did you get all that money? Did you steal it?"

"Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back garden backs onto the car park of the football stadium. Each time there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!" So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his thingie through the bushes, I grab it and I say: '£20 or off it comes!' "

"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "Good luck!" By the way, what's in the other bag?"

"Well", says the little old lady, "Not all of them pay."

[SirLance]

Thanks for sharing nice jokes.

[dyelook]

laughter bumps...

[dyelook]

A boy asked a beautiful girl in a library,
“Do you mind if I sit beside you?” The girl replied with a loud angry voice;
“I don’t want to spend a night with you!”

All the people in the library started staring at the boy and he was so embarrassed!
A few minutes later, the girl walked up to the boy and told him “I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking, I guess you felt embarrassed right?”
The boy replied with a very loud voice “$300 for one night?
That’s too much!”
And all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock and the boy whispered to her “I study Law and I know how to make someone guilty.”

Goodnight
@everyone

[Sexyjo]

Originally Posted by ah rat

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hahahah this one practice self control bro

[ah rat]

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