Schoolboy true adventure in the ''place of liar''

[jiajundolittle]

Bro can share the contact thanks.

[GR888]

Hahaha bro adonis... actually my FR on Harbin Harlot is way overdue... my sexxion with her was about 2 months back... just didn't have the time to post my narrative, paiseh. Hope she is still the innocent and demure chick that I discovered her ... and not learn all the bad habits of many PRC MLs.

Yeah, she knew I've been to the joint before so the FJ was standard 100 bucks lor. Err.. I'm not sure if she enjoyed being bounced up and down in standing fuck position ... she looked damn traumatized and concussed after that, hahaha!

[deadchief]

Hi hi bro GR888,

Thanks for your second PM about the Chio Bu you introduced.

Never one to doubt your taste, i knew that if a girl is highly rated by you, it is just like a recommendation from a 5 star Michelin head chef.

I rushed down to the place of liars and saw a slender framed lass shashaying as her hips moved from side to side. Time froze and i think it must have been more than 1 minute of me staring blankly at her womanly demeanor. Even if my mouth were open and i was drooling from the edge of my mouth i wouldn't have realised.

I was hoping to myself that this will be the one. If it is this girl, I will feel like I have won the Champions League. She caught me transfixed at her and she used her right hand to gently sweep her fringe behind her ears as she smiled at me with a tender sweet smile that will make any guy smitten. It all happened in a space of 30 seconds yet I can almost remember vividly her slender wrists and long fingers sweeping across the luscious black hair.

I woke up from my stupor in case anyone was looking and I will look like a fool. (My right hand was still on the door knob). I entered and showered and waited.

After what seemed like an eternity (actually 5 min only) there was a knock on the door. She appeared and it was indeed the same beauty I saw at the corridor! Like a little kid anticipating a new toy, I had the chance to open my birthday present by slowly unwrapping the bowstring, the wrapper and examining the box which contains the toy, savouring all the words written in the back cover of the toy and reading every single word before opening the box.

So I skipped all the pleasantries and the massage because I told her I just ate not long ago and my subway sandwich is still inside (at this point, some bros will open a new tab and google all the possible subway branches).

So I stood behind her slowly removing the cloth piece by piece until we were naked. I positioned her down on the bed and spread her legs wide, spread eagled as they call it, holding her slender ankles. I kissed her slowly from her inner thighs to the nook behind her knee and back. As I reached her beautiful petals, I stopped to admire them. In my mind the imagery of her sweeping her hair back earlier came back. At that point I was thinking I wonder how her pussy looks like, now I had all the time in the world to savour the carnal delights!

I proceeded to examine her beautiful feet and sucked on her toes one by one and licked her soles. She exhaled a deep moan of delight, urging me on to pleasure this little known erogenous zone....

[GR888]

Woohoohoo! The chief is in action! ... pray continue please... awaiting the explosive drama when you finally took the chequered flag at the finishing point, kekeke!

[deadchief]

... Then I flipped her around to plant a flurry of kisses on her butt. Her butt is not very fleshy but soft and creamy. In doggie style, I looked at her protruding labia and stroked it gently evoking shrieks of pleasure. I tried to finger her but she said no, so I apologised and moved on.

I moved upwards slowly northward and licked the beautiful breasts. They were a beautiful pair and they wobbled in slow motion as I played with them like they were floats in a swimming pool.

At this moment she said she can't just enjoy without guilt and now she took charge. She knelt down, took my rod and slapped her face with it. We both laughed in sheer delight. It's something I always wanted to do to any feminist just for fun and the priceless look on the face (no offence ah if u are feminist reading this) she used my rod like a toothbrush and I can see a bulge at her cheeks. After a while she stood up wanted to lick my nipples while I bent down trying to lick her creamy white boobs. At that instant it was comical, akin to how you try to move across a narrow corridor and the other guy seems to mimic your motion and both of you can't pass.

So I proceed to position her on the bed and slowly inserted my rod into her. Her shrieks of delight were a turn on. I looked at her beautiful face and admired her look of ecstasy ... Her eyes were large with long extension lashes and her jaw was chiseled , I consumed details such as her hairline and that long black hair of the girl at the corridor seemed to do it all. I asked her to move to the mirror while I did standing doggie, this proved to be the last straw. I saw something that was a super turn on for me and I came....

So what was it? It was her spine. As I pumped in rhythm , her voice became shrill without a care for whether the world would hear us.. I held her slim waist and stroked her nice buttocks, moving my hands along her back. Somehow the shape of her spine triggered a rush in me. It's the kind you see in porn where the girl has perfect figure, not too thin or aneroxic and not plump. It signaled the end.

As I pulled out, she endearingly removed the cd and licked my nipples, saying "刚才没机会＂. We spend 1 or 2 min of post coital fondling and she commented how young I look and how slim I am (all bullshit), while I commented in her beauty and her hair (all real).

We showered, said goodbye with a hug. She is pleasant, pretty and courteous with a nice personality , hot body, tattoos at the right places and an inner thirst for sex without inhibition... Need I say more? This gal is a keeper.

By the way I bought the subway sandwich before I drove there.

[GR888]

Fwah!... Chief, your FR sibeh steam ahhh! I can picture her orgased face as you bonked her... and how she gripped the massage bed to cushion the force of the bonking... eyes closed and moaning away... hahaha! Think I must squeeze some time to have another go at her very soon ...

[JLove]

This latest chiobu does not sound like Harbin Harlot... Sure a good piece of news that there are still life after the recent demise of some liar places!

P.S. Request PM this latest hottie!

[GR888]

Haha... bro JLove, nay she's not Harbin Harlot... She's Cheena Chic... one of the best out there.... and she's back again. I've got gems like her & others of comparable quality... haven't unveiled her yet... only one lucky bro has enjoyed the GR888 'soft launch' on Cheena Chic so far.

Having dinner now wif Cheena Cougar... dropping a quick post cuz she's on the fone... KNN, I'm sick of eating at Putien liao... anyways, she just told me she's planning to re-enter this trade very shortly... at an unspecified joint... not a 'place of liars'.... not one that I've written on so far!

[GR888]

SMS exchanges with this chio & dua neh neh local massage lady (LML) recently… not going to mention her callsign but I think can easily guess who liao…. It started with an SMS from this LML early afternoon on a weekday….

LML: “Jordan?”
GR888: ”yes, wazup?”
LML: “wat u doing?”
GR888: “thinkg of u lor”
LML: “reali? cum c mi l8r ok?”
GR888: “but I just saw u ytd leh!”
(Actually this LML was far from my thoughts. I was busy at work, crunching numbers and projections, banging out the latest corporate strategy for my departments on my PC. Anyway, I’ve bonked this LML 3 times in less than 2 weeks prior to this SMS exchange… already quite a record liao…)

LML: “u say miss me mah, cum lah please? I wt 2 suck ur cock”
GR888: “but I bz workg ah! must earn $ to visit u leh”
LML: “cum c mi ler, I miss u fuckg mi”
GR888:”I oso wt to fuck u, but ofis a lot of thing 2 do”
LML: “2nite lor, i open my legs big big 4 u OK?”
GR888: “2nite canot ah, need to go parents house help my mum make dumplings”
(Dumpling festival round the corner at that time, so no choice have to assign time for family commitments)

LML: “dun lah, I need a gd fuck fm u plz, let u play wif my big dumplings OK?”
GR888: “paiseh ah, reali canot”
LML: “cheh, mummy’s boi! u dun miss mi, ask u to fuck me u dun wat, make me lau kui, 4get it!”
GR888: “err.. sori, u take care, tty again”
(Make her gian a bit, I know she’s definitely gonna msg me again very soon)

True enuf, my fone beeped again after 30 mins… another SMS from LML…

LML: “Jordan?”
GR888: “yes baby”
LML: “c mi tmr can?”
GR888: “sori ah, tmrw i hv to work late leh, rushing project”
(Told her I work as a lowly logistics clerk, every day very hectic and settle all sorts of paperwork)

LML: “u job so bz meh? But I need ur cock leh”
GR888: “fwah! sure anot? u see & fuck so many everyday liao!”
LML: “but I onli want yours.”
GR888: “be good ok? I need to work”
LML: “ok lor. I touchg myself nw thinkg of u”

Took a look at the time, quickly grabbed my file and ran to the conference room two floors below my office. There was a major corporate shake-up in my company recently. New COO giving briefing to all executives to outline his plans for the organization… cannot be late sia.

10 mins into the briefing, felt my fone vibrating… It’s LML again!

LML: “why u so quiet?”
GR888: “darling, sori I’m in a meetg nw, dun mean to ignore u”
LML: “fuck u lah asshole! get lost!”

Wah, LML sibeh fierce… she tulan wif me liao… not the first time anyway... but she will always come back & be more horny than ever... damn predictable woman. Still, I better dun pray pray… skali kena caught SMSing to “chicken” during new COO’s briefing I confirm tio sack. Decided to play safe and turn off fone first.

Spent the next 40 mins listening to all kinds of giam chye char loh tee crapshit from the new COO… joker was droning away like a broken tape recorder… “we as a multinational concern already have systemic positional advantage in the global market”….. yadah yadah yadah…. “from a situation standpoint, we will harness strengths from various linkages we have built & leverage on our existing market strength to gain more meaningful traction for our operations in the next 2 quarters…” yadah yadah yadah… “looking at current trends and future projections, our business sectors in East Asia and Southeast Asia will lead the way”… yadah yadah yadah… ”some of the emerging markets offer potential, but the risks need to be mitigated in a concrete & telling manner”…. yadah yadah yadah…

Chao chee bye… wasted 1 hour of my life listening to COO selling fake koyok to us professional koyok sellers… KNN, my company's senior management are all Ivy Leaguers or equivalent… and there are more honours grads in my 3 departments alone than in the entire SAF. COO dare to pull this kind of schoolboy stunt and tok this type of no substance wu eh bo eh lan jiao wei in his inaugural briefing…. I noticed many of those in middle and senior management rolling their eye balls in contempt and disdain during the briefing.

[GR888]

But I got a bigger and more immediate concern on my hands right now… need to pacify a pissed and irritated gem of an ML… clear and present danger ahead indeed! Losing this gem is worse than any corporate meltdown in my company…. must be strategic and clinical in identifying priorities mah, that’s what my professors taught me in MBA skool one, hahaha! I was damn fucking itchy seeing LML’s brazen SMSes, but boh pian, cannot find time to go poke poke her. Quickly turned on my fone and messaged LML once I was back in my office….

GR888: “sori, meetg juz over”
LML: “sori, i dun know u”
GR888: “angry ah?”
LML: “nope”
GR888: “I can c u tmr”
LML: “so? sori, I got booking now, got customer here 2 fuck mi.”
GR888: “oops, sori to disturb u”

Lan lan, proceeded to clear emails... but my fone beeped again 15 mins later… another msg from LML…

LML: “wei wei wei… u can cum tmr ah?”
GR888: “so fast fuck finish alr ah? not angry anymore?”
LML: “heehee, bluff u lah! mi happie happie, guess wat I doing now?”
GR888: “wat?”
LML: “guess lah!”
GR888: “u messaging me lor, kekeke!”
LML: “hiyoh! besides tat”
GR888: “OK, u open ur legs big big & touching urself now”
LML: “haha, correct! so clever, and thinkg of u too”

(Just then I got another call from a PRC ML… had to change channel from TCS 5 to TCS 8 because PRC no speak England... immediately go on high alert)

10 mins after I ended the call came another SMS from LML…

LML: “Jordan?”
GR888: “Sori, I nose bleed”
(actually I was flirting & talking dirty to the PRC ML while arranging a fuck sexxion wif her outside, but cannot tell LML right?... haha!)
LML: “heehee, u so cute… nw I playing wif my neh neh”
GR888: “darling, dun do tis 2 mi plz! I need to concentrate at work!”
LML: “dun care… tmrw u lick my pussy wet wet. I wt to enjoy”
GR888: “sure sure anything u say, wat else?”
LML: “u suck my neh neh & pinch my nipples, I like!”
GR888: “of coz. I love ur dumplings”
LML: “tmr u put finger in me make me wet then must fuck me like ytd, cannot cheat hor!”
GR888: “of coz lah, I enjoy fuckg u, u noe tat right?”
LML: “darling I got customer now sori”
GR888: “hv fun!”
LML: “I think of ur cock inside me when customer fuck me l8r, heehee”
GR888: “haha, okie!”

Raised my hands in triumph and flashed a V-sign (like what bro ang076 does) at my chio secretary as she walked past my office … My secretary was rather taken aback by my exuberance… stuck her head into my room and asked innocently “What was that ah boss? You strike Toto ah?”…. I replied to her “No, better than that!”

LML messaged me again that night when I was home surfing SBF, typing FRs and replying PMs…

LML: “darling, I reach home alr, went shopping after work”
GR888: “Great, hv a gd rest!”
LML: “Wat u doing nw?”
GR888 “at home thinkg if I shd pcc 2nite or save it for u lor”
LML: “hihihi… dun pcc, give me ur sperm tmr”
GR888: “but v hard to tahan leh”
LML: “canot! u must… tmr shoot in my mouth ok?”
GR888: “walau! ok ok!”
LML: “yeah, I like 2 taste ur sperm… gg to bathe now, gd nite!”

This whore is one real fucking slut… to my mind, my gems are all like constantly competing to see who can break new ground in horniness & shamelessness… they probably say these things to other customers as well, so their words are never to be believed… and it’s not like they willingly allow themselves to be fucked for free… But all that flirting & x-rated SMS exchanges damn kinky sia… just makes the bonking even more enjoyable.

LML sent me a message after lunch the following day…

LML: “Jordan, u book me oredi?”
GR888: “yes, cumming at XX pm”
LML: “OK, I wet alr now!”
GR888: “heehee… c u l8r!”
LML: “just now old man customer say I very wet but he donno I thinking of u when we fuck, he still think he superman, haha”
GR888: “u notti girl ah?”
LML: “all girls here are notti, but I most notti!”
GR888: “yah, I agree! tats why I like u mah”
LML: “l8r we play rape ok?’
GR888: “Haha, sure! Lookg fwd to it”
LML: “is I rape u, not u rape me, haha”
GR888: “so after tat u pay mi, not I pay u?”
LML: “go & die, of coz u pay mi!”
GR888: “wah, so greedy?”
LML: “ah but then? ttyl, I eat smthg first, then l8r eat ur asshole, haha!”
GR888 “*faintz*”

I shall save the narrative on our subsequent wild and crazy fuck sexxion for another time… it’s been a long time since I enjoyed such a wonderful piak piak with a local born and local bred pink IC holder… KNN, now I get a hard on every time she enters my thoughts…

[conor]

Originally Posted by GR888

GR888: “2nite canot ah, need to go parents house help my mum make dumplings”

Hahaha! Bro you damn joker la! Got to help mum make dumplings! I must learn this excuse. First time I've heard this.

[GR888]

Real one leh bro conor! No bluff! My family still make dumplings one. But this kind of reason can only use during dumpling festival (端午节) on double 5th of lunar calendar nia, ie 5th day of 5th lunar month. Other times of the year must use other reasons lor

[GR888]

Guys, sorry for my delayed FRs on my new gems... kena overwhelmed by work and banging MLs... no time to bang out my FRs. Struggling to find time for the paperwork... hope to post them in the next few days...

One of my non-SBF kakis just recommended me this very pretty & service oriented dua neh neh young PRC chick... he say until she so hiong and horny... like how she has a damn slim body but with huge knockers... and how she likes to boob slap him while doing cowgirl lah... Dunno true or not ... Think I need to find time to go spar with her to sexperience her myself, kekeke!

Anyway, based on his description, I've nicknamed her Hello Titty even though I've not met her yet ... i hope she lives up to my expectations.

[deadchief]

Originally Posted by GR888

... dua neh neh young PRC chick... he say until she so hiong and horny... like how she has a damn slim body but with huge knockers... and how she likes to boob slap him while doing cowgirl lah...

Wow, can't wait for the review...

Came across this hilarious site
http://totalfratmove.com/the-5-types-of-breasts/

I wonder which category does Hello Titty fall into?

1. Pillow Tits
2. Perky Handful
3. Fake Tits
4. Droopy Tits
5. Invisi-Tits aka Changi Airport

[Cheesyburger]

Hi bro! Can share location & contact? Thanks