Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

[Hurricane88]

I received a marriage invitation. In the end was printed. *" Your presence itself is a gift. We don't want any gifts at the marriage."*
I read it again and again. Was getting confused...

Finally I came to the conclusion, that I am not invited. And decided not to attend.
😂😂😂

Next joke

*Corkage in Thailand...*

Tourist at the "Visa on arrival" counter at the Bangkok International Airport.

Tourist Presents two passports with 3000 baht cash and says, "Two visas. For me and my wife. Here are the passports and cash".

The officer at the counter says, "Extra 2000 Baht please".

The man asks him, "Why extra 2000 Baht?"

Says the officer, *"Cockage Sir"*

The man, irked a little, asks back, " What *corkage*? I'm not in a pub and not bringing my own whisky!"

The officer politely replies, *"This is Thailand Sir, and we charge Cockage for bringing own wife to Thailand. We have good selection here."*

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🍾🍸🍺🥃🍷🍻🥂

[Hurricane88]

[dyelook]

laughter bumps...

[Hurricane88]

*So touching...* 👌😊

A little boy said to a little girl:
- I'm your BF !
The little girl asked:
- What is BF ?
The boy laughed and answered:
- That means Best Friend. 😊

They later dated, the young man said to the girl:
- I am your BF !
The girl leaned lightly on the boy's shoulder, shyly asked:
- What is BF ?
The boy replied:
- It's Boy Friend !😊

A few years later they got married, had lovely children, and the husband smiled again and told his wife:
- I am your BF !
The wife gently asked her husband:
- What is BF ?
The husband looked at the lovely and happy children and replied:
- It's Baby's father ! 😊

As they get old, they sit together and watch the sunset on the front porch, and the old man tells his wife:
- Honey ! I am your BF !
The old woman smiled with wrinkles on her face:
- What is BF ?
The old man smiled happily and gave a mysterious answer:
- Be Forever ! 😊

When the dying old man also said:
- I am your BF.
The old woman replied with a sad voice:
- What is BF ??
The old man answered and then closed his eyes:
- It's Bye Forever !😊

A few days later, the old woman also passed away. Before closing her eyes, the old woman whispered by the old man's grave:
- Besides Forever... 🌱🌱

[diputs1269]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

*So touching...* 👌😊

A little boy said to a little girl:
- I'm your BF !
The little girl asked:
- What is BF ?
The boy laughed and answered:
- That means Best Friend. 😊

They later dated, the young man said to the girl:
- I am your BF !
The girl leaned lightly on the boy's shoulder, shyly asked:
- What is BF ?
The boy replied:
- It's Boy Friend !😊

A few years later they got married, had lovely children, and the husband smiled again and told his wife:
- I am your BF !
The wife gently asked her husband:
- What is BF ?
The husband looked at the lovely and happy children and replied:
- It's Baby's father ! 😊

As they get old, they sit together and watch the sunset on the front porch, and the old man tells his wife:
- Honey ! I am your BF !
The old woman smiled with wrinkles on her face:
- What is BF ?
The old man smiled happily and gave a mysterious answer:
- Be Forever ! 😊

When the dying old man also said:
- I am your BF.
The old woman replied with a sad voice:
- What is BF ??
The old man answered and then closed his eyes:
- It's Bye Forever !😊

A few days later, the old woman also passed away. Before closing her eyes, the old woman whispered by the old man's grave:
- Besides Forever... 🌱🌱

I really loved to come here, B.F. for jokes.

Best Forum, cheers!

[Hurricane88]

Originally Posted by diputs1269

I really loved to come here, B.F. for jokes.

Best Forum, cheers!

Glad you like it...When I was reading it I love it too and sure why dun share in sbf...

[SkyIsMighty]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Glad you like it...When I was reading it I love it too and sure why dun share in sbf...

Thanks bro for all your effort.

[Masterl23]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Glad you like it...When I was reading it I love it too and sure why dun share in sbf...

Keep on sharing the nice jokes bro.

[Hurricane88]

Taxi Driver Jokes

My cousin invited me to her house, I found her alone in the house, she was unbelievably sexy, she whispered in my ear, “i have feelings for you, shall we have sex”.
I immediately turned around and walked to the carpark to go to my taxi, I found my wife standing there, she hugged me and said:”you’ve won my trust”…
Moral of the story: always keep your condoms in the taxi.

[Hurricane88]

[TheATeam]

Love all the jokes

[etsys]

Some jokes for the weekend

[Masterl23]

Originally Posted by etsys

Some jokes for the weekend

Nice share bro.

[gotyourtip]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Hey, who is that small boy in uniform? Has he got cock hair already?

[Tenzin]

Originally Posted by gotyourtip

Hey, who is that small boy in uniform? Has he got cock hair already?

Confirm no cock hair. Maybe pussy hair haha