Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

[hokkaidu]

Originally Posted by HansomRod

This guy must be having a hard on. He better not get distracted and misfire the jab.

He should move nearer to have a better view.

[SkyIsSexy]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Where's the sugar?

[earlkarl]

Very good thread. Thanks for nice shares bros!

[dyelook]

laughter bumps...

[ah rat]

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[SBMEDSUP]

Thanks for sharing jokes.

[kegerator]

Thank you for nice jokes.

[PepijnLijnders]

Originally Posted by ah rat

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Dun mind the ktv gals parade.

[etsys]

maybe posted before

Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook venison steak. But all of Bubba’s neighbors were Catholic, and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating red meat on Friday.

The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest.

The priest came to visit Bubba and suggested that he become a Catholic.

After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass. The priest sprinkled holy water over him and said, “You were born a Baptist and raised as a Baptist, but now you are Catholic.”

Bubba’s neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood. The priest was called immediately by the neighbors.

As the priest rushed into Bubba’s yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement.

There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water, which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat while chanting, “You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you are a catfish.”

[ah rat]

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[ajlover]

Originally Posted by ah rat

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If this become a law for all woman, at least all man will get vaccinated

[BronzeDollars]

Originally Posted by ah rat

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If it is free, I'll go for vaccination

[masters]

Doc: You're in terrible shape
Me: I want a second opinion
Doc: All right, you're ugly too!

[ah rat]

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[Hurricane88]

_"The Irish Millionaire Mick, from Dublin, appeared on 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' and towards the end of the program had already won 500,000 Euros._

_"You've done very well so far," said Chris Tarrant, the show's presenter, "but for a million euros you've only got one life-line left, phone a friend. Everything is riding on this question. Will you go for it?" "Sure," said Mick. "I'll have a go!"_

_"Which of the following birds does NOT build its own nest?_

a) Sparrow
b) Thrush,
c) Magpie,
d) Cuckoo?"

_"I haven't got a clue.." said Mick,_

_''So I'll use my last lifeline and phone my friend Paddy back home in Dublin ...."_

_Mick called up his mate, and told him the circumstances and repeated the question to him._

_"Fookin hell, Mick!" cried Paddy. "Dat's simple , it's a cuckoo."_

_"Are you sure?"_

_"I'm fookin sure." Mick hung up the phone and told Chris, "I'll go with cuckoo as my answer."_

_"Is that your final answer?" asked Chris._

_"Dat it is."_

_There was a long, long pause and then the presenter screamed, "Cuckoo is the correct answer! Mick, you've won 1 million euros!"_

_The next night, Mick invited Paddy to their local pub to buy him a drink._

_"Tell me, Paddy? How in Heaven's name did you know it was da Cuckoo that doesn't build its own nest?"_

_"Because he lives in a Fookin clock!"_ 😂😂😂