Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread] - Page 861

ZawYaw · #**12901** 22-05-2021, 03:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Thanks to our useless 4G

SBMEDSUP · #**12902** 22-05-2021, 05:55 AM

More jokes pls.

dyelook · #**12903** 22-05-2021, 10:12 AM

laughter bumps...

malaysiapig · #**12904** 22-05-2021, 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZawYaw

Thanks to our useless 4G

SG open front door big big for South Asia , in return ah neh screw you deep deep from behind

malaysiapig · #**12905** 22-05-2021, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Hurricane88

An Army Sniper goes to a Rifle shop to buy a new scope for his Gun.

Manager takes out one & says: "This scope is so good, YOU can see my house 1 km up on that hill."

Sniper looks through the scope & laughs: "I see a naked man & a naked woman in your house."

Manager looks in the scope & gives 2 bullets to the sniper: "I'll give you this scope free, if you shoot my wife's head off & the guy's Dick."

Sniper looks again in the scope : "Well!! Seems like I can do that with one bullet..!!"

Haha one stone kill two birds

sommeliersed · #**12906** 22-05-2021, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by malaysiapig

SG open front door big big for South Asia , in return ah neh screw you deep deep from behind

Donate oxygen to them some more

warbird · #**12907** 22-05-2021, 11:26 PM

BOMOH

A man with problems in his family life decided to go and consult a Bomoh. The Bomoh told him to come back in two weeks, bringing along some sample of sand from his yard.

After 2 weeks, the man went back to see the Bomoh with the sand.

The Bomoh performed his rituals and said to the man...I don't know if you can handle hearing this. The man said 'Go ahead. I want to hear it......

The Bomoh said 'The two boys you have are not yours, your daughter is seeing five different men and your wife is pregnant from your younger brother.!!!!

The man started laughing... The Bomoh asked him why he is laughing, after hearing all this bad news. ????

The man responded, 'I don't know if you can handle this.' The Bomoh said 'Go ahead'... The man said, I was running late and I forgot to bring the "pasir" from my home, so I took some from your compound!!!!.

😳😳😅😅😅

The Bomoh fainted........

Release some stress amid coronavirus. 🤣🤣🤣

SBMEDSUP · #**12908** 23-05-2021, 07:19 AM

Fortune teller become bomoh. Also funny.

etsys · #**12909** 23-05-2021, 07:30 AM

Hope not post before....

A man was angry with his wife, so he sends a message to his father-in-law, "Your product is not matching my requirements"

The father-in-law replies, "Warranty expired. The manufacturer is not responsible after the seal is broken"

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BJstreet · #**12910** 23-05-2021, 10:30 AM

Happy Sunday

Garangidea · #**12911** 23-05-2021, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by etsys

Now I know why some pratas taste so good

SBMEDSUP · #**12912** 24-05-2021, 07:19 AM

Any joke also welcome.

Post b4 never mind.

BJstreet · #**12913** 24-05-2021, 11:00 AM

Good morning

saltwet · #**12914** 24-05-2021, 11:17 AM

Singapore Minister: Remember, this is not Indian variant. This is global pandemic. We can call it South Asia variant.

India Minister: Singapore variant can cause 3rd wave in India. We need to protect our children. We need to ban Singaporeans from our country.

Singapore Minister: KNN WTF...

saltwet · #**12915** 24-05-2021, 11:23 AM

Ah Mei: TOTO, 4D hard to kana BUT all believe that they will. South Asia virus easy to kana BUT all believe that they won't

Ah Boy: I believe in 1617 and I win the consolation prize last Saturday ah.