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Darren wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office. But she was dating someone else.
One day Darren got so frustrated that he went to her and said I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you. The girl looked at him and then said, "NO!"
Darren said, "I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up." She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend.
So she called him and explained the situation. Her boy friend says, "Ask him for $200 and pick up the money really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down. Then give me a call."
She agreed and accepts the proposal.
Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend's call.
Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks, "What happened?" Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, "The bastard had all quarters!"
Management lesson:
Always consider a business proposition in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed
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in the wink of an eye...haha...frightening isn't it, sis ??...we grow old fast too ....n it seems there is still so much more we need to do n there's never enough time...
in the wink of an eye...haha...frightening isn't it, sis ??...we grow old fast too ....n it seems there is still so much more we need to do n there's never enough time...
Yeah bro, it's frightening to think about it but since there's no way to stop aging, we can age gracefully through healthy diet, lifestyle, staying positively n most impt, make it a point to stay happy everyday