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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]
The Alcoholic Connoisseur
At a winery, the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire. A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came in to apply for the position. The director of the winery wondered how to send him away. He gave him a glass to drink. The drunk tried it and said, “It's a Muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers. Low grade, but acceptable.” "That's... that's correct.", said the boss, astonished. Another glass... “This is a Cabernet, eight years old, a south-western slope, oak barrels, matured at 8 degrees. Requires three more years for the finest results.” "Correct!" A third glass... "It's a Pinot Blanc Champagne, high grade and exclusive,'' the drunk said calmly. The director was blow away, but in case this was some sort of hoax, he wanted to put the man to a real test. He winked at his secretary, secretly suggesting something. She left the room and came back in with a glass of urine. The alcoholic tried it. "It's a blond, 26 years old, three months pregnant and if I don't get the job I'll name the father."
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*OUTSTANDING MESSAGE* *Beggar* - Give me food.🍚 *Man* - I'll give you Scotch. 🍻 *Beggar* - I don't drink.😌 *Man* - I will give you cigarette.🚬 *Beggar* - I don't smoke.😔 *Man* - I will take you to the races.🏇 *Beggar* - I don't gamble.😒 *Man* - I will get you a girlfriend. *Beggar* - No I love only my wife.😌 *Man* - I'll give you food, but first you have to come to my house.🏠 *Beggar* - Why? *Man* - My wife should see and learn what happens to a person who doesn't drink, smoke, gamble and only loves his wife...
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10-10-2020, 10:38 AM
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