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SBMEDSUP · #**12016** 21-07-2020, 07:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Here a joke to lighten your day...

Nice joke !!!😂

A little Boy wanted 500 ringgit so he prayed for weeks, but nothing happened.

Finally he decided to write a letter to God requesting for the 500 ringgit. When the post office staff received the letter addressed to God, they decided to forward the letter to the Prime Minister's Office.

The PM was so amused, so he instructed his secretary to send the little boy 100 ringgit as he thought 500 ringgit would be a lot of money for him.The little boy was delighted with 100 ringgit he received and decided to write a thank you note to God.

Again the post office sent the letter to the PM Office.

PM reads the letter, which says:
*Dear God, Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that you sent it through the Prime Minister's Office and it appears that the corrupted PM has pocketed the 400 ringgit....*

Very good joke. Cannot stop laughing.

Thanks bro H88. Bring on more jokes.

Hurricane88 · #**12017** 21-07-2020, 08:42 AM

It was a practical session in the psychology class.

The proffessor showed a large cage with a male rat in it.

The rat was in the middle of the cage.

Then, the professor kept a piece of cake on one side and kept a female rat on the other side.

The male rat ran towards the cake and ate it.

Then, the professor changed the cake and replaced it with some bread.

The male rat ran towards the bread.

This experiment went on with the professor changing the food every time.

And, every time, the male rat ran towards the food item and never towards the female rat.

Professor asked the students : This experiment shows that food is the greatest strength and attraction, do you agree?

Then, one of the students from the back rows said:

*"Sir, why don't you change the female rat?This one may be his wife!"*

😀😛😜😂😂😂😂

The professor stood straight up his finger pointing towards the student and said "You got an A."

malaysiapig · #**12018** 21-07-2020, 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Here a joke to lighten your day...

Nice joke !!!😂

A little Boy wanted 500 ringgit so he prayed for weeks, but nothing happened.

Finally he decided to write a letter to God requesting for the 500 ringgit. When the post office staff received the letter addressed to God, they decided to forward the letter to the Prime Minister's Office.

The PM was so amused, so he instructed his secretary to send the little boy 100 ringgit as he thought 500 ringgit would be a lot of money for him.The little boy was delighted with 100 ringgit he received and decided to write a thank you note to God.

Again the post office sent the letter to the PM Office.

PM reads the letter, which says:
*Dear God, Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that you sent it through the Prime Minister's Office and it appears that the corrupted PM has pocketed the 400 ringgit....*

Hahaha

Thanks for the nice joke

diputs1269 · #**12019** 21-07-2020, 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Here a joke to lighten your day...

Nice joke !!!😂

A little Boy wanted 500 ringgit so he prayed for weeks, but nothing happened.

PM reads the letter, which says:
*Dear God, Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that you sent it through the Prime Minister's Office and it appears that the corrupted PM has pocketed the 400 ringgit....*

Haha, I like the little boy's thinking, cheers!

SBMEDSUP · #**12020** 22-07-2020, 07:04 AM

Classic jokes and thanks.

Hurricane88 · #**12021** 22-07-2020, 10:05 AM

Not sure a joke but makes sense...

Corvette

A man named Tom Nicholson posted on his Facebook account the sports car that he
had just bought and how a man approached and told him that the money used to buy
this car could've fed thousands of less fortunate people.
His response to this man made him famous on the internet.

READ his story as stated on Facebook below:

A guy looked at my Corvette the other day and said,
"I wonder how many people could have been fed for the money that sports car cost?

I replied I'm not sure;
it fed a lot of families in Bowling Green, Kentucky who built it,
it fed the people who make the tires,
it fed the people who made the components that went into it,
it fed the people in the copper mine who mined the copper for the wires,
it fed people in at Caterpillar who make the trucks that haul the copper ore.
It fed the trucking people who hauled it from the plant to the dealer
and fed the people working at the dealership and their families.

BUT,... I have to admit, I guess I really don’t know how many people it fed
That is the difference between capitalism and the welfare mentality.

*When you buy something, you put money in people’s pockets and give them*dignity for their skills.*

*When you give someone something for nothing, you*
*rob them of their* *dignity and self-worth.*

*Capitalism is freely giving your money in exchange for something of value.*

*Socialism is having the government take your money against your will and*
*give it to someone else for doing nothing.*

Well written and thought out.

🌹🍀🌹🍀🌹🍀🌹🍀🌹🍀

WankJanice · #**12022** 22-07-2020, 11:20 AM

Sorry, wrong post

dyelook · #**12023** 22-07-2020, 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

*Capitalism is freely giving your money in exchange for something of value.*

thats what i've always been telling my friends when i go pub drinking or visiting whore house...
you guys really dont know how many charity i have done by helping to put up meals for their families...
i get what i wants and they get what they needs...

ah rat · #**12024** 22-07-2020, 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyelook

thats what i've always been telling my friends when i go pub drinking or visiting whore house...
you guys really dont know how many charity i have done by helping to put up meals for their families...
i get what i wants and they get what they needs...

Bro , what you get from them. Can elaborate more

Hurricane88 · #**12025** 22-07-2020, 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyelook

thats what i've always been telling my friends when i go pub drinking or visiting whore house...
you guys really dont know how many charity i have done by helping to put up meals for their families...
i get what i wants and they get what they needs...

Agreed with you...spent money on whores really helped the local communities...she spent on rental, food, transport, clothings, cosmetics, umbrella etc...

Quote:

Originally Posted by ah rat

Bro , what you get from them. Can elaborate more

sexual entertainment....j, aj, bj, xj...

malaysiapig · #**12026** 22-07-2020, 05:38 PM

dyelook · #**12027** 23-07-2020, 02:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ah rat

Bro , what you get from them. Can elaborate more

fresh luke milk...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Agreed with you...spent money on whores really helped the local communities...she spent on rental, food, transport, clothings, cosmetics, umbrella etc...

sexual entertainment....j, aj, bj, xj...

sometimes got free foods too...

35cents · #**12028** 23-07-2020, 10:07 AM

nice one bro...!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Here a joke to lighten your day...

Nice joke !!!😂

A little Boy wanted 500 ringgit so he prayed for weeks, but nothing happened.

Finally he decided to write a letter to God requesting for the 500 ringgit. When the post office staff received the letter addressed to God, they decided to forward the letter to the Prime Minister's Office.

The PM was so amused, so he instructed his secretary to send the little boy 100 ringgit as he thought 500 ringgit would be a lot of money for him.The little boy was delighted with 100 ringgit he received and decided to write a thank you note to God.

Again the post office sent the letter to the PM Office.

PM reads the letter, which says:
*Dear God, Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that you sent it through the Prime Minister's Office and it appears that the corrupted PM has pocketed the 400 ringgit....*