TCSS thread "My favourite MASSAGE girls"

[SMRTLTD]

Originally Posted by Peacekeeping

n the context of the current market, I will give 99 at least 7/10.

I initially wanted to give 99 a shot but when I saw her looks, I reconsidered lol..

Of course that is not to say she is ugly by any means.. Just that her looks dun gum me.. Others will defo feel otherwise and keep her in their rotation..

YMMV, as usual..

[Johndick]

Originally Posted by Mobile88

Not sure if other bros felt the same. Just my observations.
The numbering system for looks is quite skewed.

10 - absolute beauty - the correct type for the correct bro
8-9 good and less than perfect. Hits the spot
From here it’s a large number of 7 which makes it the median average.
6 - is the MP milf perhaps or landmine
5 - some bros say is ugly but rate a 5
Below 5 - Im not sure why would any bro continue the session for those below 5 actually since it means “failing”

The range is mostly 6 to 10. That forms the norm.

Seriously, don't bother to decipher all these, no 2 person has the same yardstick.

As many bros has said, FR is just a PERSONAL opinion at the end of the day. Looks, boobs, age, all these traits are SUBJECTIVE. There's really no point in bashing others having low standards or second guessing who is a okt, WK, hater or psychopath. The reality is, we are practically all keyboard warriors hiding behind a nick and posting stuff here. If a FR, or a series of FR seems suspicious, by all means post your own FR to share YOUR own experience to refute, name calling/shaming is uncalled for. It also deter newbie from sharing FR, since some will scare kena zap, get called out or whatever. End up less FR floating around, is that what we want? I rather have FR to refer to than none.

End of the day we be our own judge la. If any ML is being hyped, and we ownself FOMO mentality and bought into the hype, end up if disappointed and feel $$ wasted is frustrating of course, but blame lies on people promoting the ML or ourselves for believing it? It's always easier to point finger than to look into the mirror and admit our own error in judgement. Not a popular opinion but a truthful one.

If disagree with anyone FR, just write your own. The more FR the more beneficial for people in this forum for reference. But please, take accountability of own decision to believe in whoever FR, it takes effort to write a FR, regardless of whether genuine sharing or hidden agenda. Peace out.

[U-Da-Man]

Originally Posted by Regretfulman

Finally someone spitting straight facts. Knn, now all mls are lao aunties, 0 chiobus.

30 yrs old ml wearing makeup some ppl can still call syt. Dk if delusional, stupid or low standards.

My one year here in SLG only got one true chiobu. Name is xiaoxue - young, pretty and perfect c cup natural boobs.
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Yes, the quality of lookers are lacking here, but sorry dude, why are you so angry, aggressive and toxic in your writing? That's the issue here.

As another bro wrote , be objective. So if the ML isn't up to your taste, just say so. Say it as it is. But when posts include obvious attacks with words like "landmine", "fat, ugly", "lau aunties" and overly dramatic rants and raves, then that BS. That's toxic and brining the forum down. Because many of the MLs may not have great looks but they are deserving of some courtesy with their quality service.

Oh by the way, Xiaoxue has nice racks, yes. However, her flat backside and average dark village girl looks aren't attractive to me. Chiobu isnt a term i would use for her. Case in point.

[SMRTLTD]

Originally Posted by U-Da-Man

Oh by the way, Xiaoxue has nice racks, yes. However, her flat backside and average dark village girl looks aren't attractive to me. Chiobu isnt a term i would use for her. Case in point.

What was it about people living in glass houses again?

Originally Posted by Regretfulman

Over time, I managed to visit almost all the so-called ang pais on SLG. Having spent over $5k over an 8-month period, honestly the only gem that I found was xiao xue. Young pretty syt with a body to die for. The most supple and soft natural D cup boobs which fit her frame perfectly. And for those complaining about her vanillaness, yes she did allow me to zhut her every single time(just to rub it in one last time before I go lol). Perhaps in another life in an alternative universe I could meet a girl like her and make her my girlfriend. Unfortunately we live in the reality of lao aunties on SLG, so too bad I guess lol.Now you're probably wondering- Why did I spend so much money on different girls with average looks? Because it was an addiction to me. The thrill of meeting a new 7/10 ML was far greater than constantly RTF a 10/10 ML.

For your entertaiment cum amusement..

[derrickboy]

Originally Posted by SMRTLTD

I'm just curious lol..

Nothing to do with ratings with numbers..

It will be good to know a rough general consensus on who people feel are the "better" looking ones now..

Agree with you on the numbers...

But if they say AY is a 5, then I really must go find this 99.

[xylphz]

Originally Posted by Tom666

Not saying all under local session are landmine and there are some real good one at what they do.
But do expect MILF at the 40s range .

Returned +12

[Helplessbro]

MR for Fairy

Location: 10 mins walk from nearest MRT
Looks: 7-8/10. approx 25 year old
Body: Nice C boobs. Smooth ass which Im a fan off
Massage: 6/10. Some strength.
Attitude: 9/10. Really nice and sincere girl who will chat about anything under the sun.
Sensual: BEST HJ i have received. Very slow and takes her time to ensure every last bit of your cum is squeezed out.
RTM: Already did

[Naka_Timo]

Originally Posted by georgemagnum

Much overdue MR to put this together for W : https://sglonelyguy-18.com/w-massage/


Looks: 9/10 (absolute delight admiring this beautiful ML. Her beautiful eyes!!)

Body: 8/10 (nice smooth skin and a plus plus for me)

Boobs: 7.5/10 (gm isn’t a boob lover. Anything more than a handful is a waste for him )

Msg: 8/10 (good strength experienced - repeatedly. This is a plus I would like to highlight. Commendable strength consistency even after visiting W multiple times)

BM: 7.5/10 (teasing and I felt she doesn’t over do it. That’s the whole point - tease )

HJ: 8/10 (W does a great job here! After repeated visits and guiding her, she really does a splendid hj for me now! I lose the fight fast these days )

Time watcher: 10/10 (totally not! To write this MR, I made a conscious effort to check the duration of most sessions, you will be out between 55-57mins. That is really impressive in the market these days. She shines here!!)

Communication: 9/10 (a very sunny lady. She lifts up the mood easily. Enjoyable chats for each session, and I really mean each session)

Damage: $120+tips

RTM: beyond any doubt. I’m gonna make a few trips before the CNY break

Nice Massage review bro. I give u a like . 👍

She look great. Syt type but too bad Hj only. Else I sure go often but this type need time to KC maybe got chance.. hahah

[Talon]

Originally Posted by xels

not sure if anyone remembers xin-er from 2019-2020/21 - which gave a kickass 30 min massage + 25 mins assrim+bbbj+cim for $110.

well she's not returning, but someone else has taken over her WC account.

https://sglonelyguy19.com/massage-shi-shi/

awaiting for commandos to try, i've commando-ed too many recently.

I remember xin er, not the most pleasant looking but the AR + bbbj + slow edging with your legs raised on her shoulders is out of this world. Till now I have not found her replacement yet.

[massageguy2021]

Had some time over the weekends and paid a visit to Yi Yi https://sglonelyguy19.com/yiyi-massage/
Booking was swiftly done and instructions provided to the location was clear.

Looks: Seems to be early - mid 30s to me, pictures on the web + a few years
Body: Natural big Cs/Small Ds with a bit of tummy iirc (Can't really remember because most of the time she was giving me a bbbj)
Massage: Likely worked as a masseuse before as she definitely loosened the knots on my shoulders
Sensual: After the massage, she went full nude and glided her boobs along my body before proceeding to a short catbath and then to bbbj. Very hardworking in the bbbj aspect because she did it for close to 20 mins before I requested her to change to hj instead, emptied my load on her boobs shortly after.

Doesn't shortchange on time, in out about 55minutes and hardworking lady but don't seem to have much connection with her.
RTM: unsure because there are many new ladies recently to try out

[Blu3]

Originally Posted by yitali

I think she mass spam everyone on her contact list. I couldn’t make a name to the picture she posted now it all makes sense.

Had a momentary false moment of joy then. Well, this shi shi looks really thin from the photos. If she can match xin-er level of service, would be a keeper.

[kombust]

Originally Posted by Talon

I remember xin er, not the most pleasant looking but the AR + bbbj + slow edging with your legs raised on her shoulders is out of this world. Till now I have not found her replacement yet.

The slightly meaty milf? Yea she is one heck of a cock sucker.

[kombust]

Originally Posted by Helplessbro

MR for Fairy

Location: 10 mins walk from nearest MRT
Looks: 7-8/10. approx 25 year old
Body: Nice C boobs. Smooth ass which Im a fan off
Massage: 6/10. Some strength.
Attitude: 9/10. Really nice and sincere girl who will chat about anything under the sun.
Sensual: BEST HJ i have received. Very slow and takes her time to ensure every last bit of your cum is squeezed out.
RTM: Already did

Agree with all but the HJ. Felt average to me.
Her strength is her attitude and conversational skills. I think she work ktv better lol

[Pj90210]

https://sglonelyguy19.com/yiyi-massage/

Looks 7 (古典美)
Boobs 7
Service 8
Sensual 8
Location 7.5(good for drivers. Secure code assess with no guards)
Value for money 7.5
Can support

[BOOBMANIAC]

Originally Posted by Regretfulman

Hi, seems like you are referring to me. Next time just reply to my comment or call me out will be much easier. Im a straight shooter who talks bluntly and not interested in playing petty games.

So lets get to it.

"Low standards" - This is not bringing the spirit of the forum down. In fact, its quite the opposite. I know there are many newbies and lurkers here who rely on these reviews to make their decisions. How do i know? Because my inbox keep getting new messages from such people.

In fact, im doing the opposite. Im doing everybody a favour by being transparent and telling the truth. Go look at all the reviews for the past 50 pages. How is it possible that 99% of these ladies have a 7//10 looks rating or better? Statistically, this is not possible.
The only reason is bros here like to sugarcoat their words and give politically correct reviews to prevent being "zapped" or some gay ass reason.

As requested, i will share some of my experience.

Any chiobu syt right now? Nope.

Review for a so-called popular ml named 99

Looks: 6.5/10. Nowhere as chio as her photos. Face more round and fat, not that sharp. Body not fat but not slim either, abit bah bah. People who say syt are probably trolling/delusional. For me syt is <24yrs,i estimate her real age is ard 28, and thats being generous. Service not bad, friendly, bubbly and chatty.

And guess what? She is considered one of the better ones in the market right now, so that should say something. This is how i justify that most bros here have "low standards". Feel free to disagree, this is just my honest opinion. I have no intention of "bringing the spirit of the forum down" as what you claimed.

Bro I completely agree with you. Standard of mls now are really low. No point trying to give a poor review or state any facts. The moment you give a low rating, they will have alot of their tiko uncle supporters come out to defend them. If you call them fat, old, auntie, ugly or etc, you will be labelled as being mean or insulting because it hurts those uncles so much that it causes them to bald. Majority always like to justify low standards as being subjective but it only stands against negative reviews. I have learnt how to interpret the ratings in this forum. If you see:

SYT - It means 28-35
Pre Milf - It means 36-44
Milf - It means 45 and above
Old - This can only be used if the ML’s hair is gray/white
Ugly - This can only be used if the ML is disfigured
Fat - This can only be used if the ML is more than 100kg

Once you understand the standards of this forum, you will be able to manage your expectations better. Unfortunately I cannot bring myself to pen such absurd stuff down because I am afraid I will get struck by lightning. I have stopped writing anymore reviews and only use the reviews here as a reference once in a while.