Pearl of the Orient

[sengseng]

Originally Posted by Scorpioking87

Got this kind of radio jingle meh? Which radio frequency bro?

Anyway, I do my best to give u hokkien subtitle:

La La la la Toshiba Toshiba
Ah bu, ha mik si Toshiba? gin na mui.
Ah bu khong ah bu pun khaki oo...
Itu macam boleh kah YB?

Wrong! Think like a 3 year old child to pronounce Toshiba in Hokkien slang.
If you can't do it , its ok , forget it. KEKEKE

[BarneyRoss]

Originally Posted by sengseng

Wrong! Think like a 3 year old child to pronounce Toshiba.
If you can't do it , its ok , forget it. KEKEKE

This is getting weird bro..hahaha

[sengseng]

Originally Posted by BarneyRoss

This is getting weird bro..hahaha

No worries. Dun misjudge him and underestimate his capabilities , he is a very talented person.

[Scorpioking87]

Originally Posted by sengseng

Wrong! Think like a 3 year old child to pronounce Toshiba in Hokkien slang.
If you can't do it , its ok , forget it. KEKEKE

KNN! Bro, do they teach all this in helicopter flying academy??

thanks for the hint though...my revised translation cikgu is like this:

La La La La Tua Chi Bai,
Ma, hamik si Tua Chi Bai, gin na mui..
Ma khong wo pun oo Tua Ci Bai...

make sense?? sorry lah bro...saya budak baru belajar, kalau saya tolong tunjukkan..

[sengseng]

Originally Posted by Scorpioking87

KNN! Bro, do they teach all this in helicopter flying academy??

thanks for the hint though...my revised translation cikgu is like this:

La La La La Tua Chi Bai,
Ma, hamik si Tua Chi Bai, gin na mui..
Ma khong wo pun oo Tua Ci Bai...

make sense?? sorry lah bro...saya budak baru belajar, kalau saya tolong tunjukkan..

You are better than Jason Bourne, nobody does it better than you. Salute! KEKEKE

Anyway a girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."

[ZachBonano]

Muahhaahhahahahahahahahahaha,......this is a goood one..best i have heard....

hey it is really a big thing to have a girl invited to a family dinner..(though i have not brought one to the family]

p.s. remembered attending my ex gf n now best friend Chinese New Year dinner two years back...it was then I know the importance of such Family dinner...

[sengseng]

Originally Posted by ZachBonano

Muahhaahhahahahahahahahahaha,......this is a goood one..best i have heard....

hey it is really a big thing to have a girl invited to a family dinner..(though i have not brought one to the family]

p.s. remembered attending my ex gf n now best friend Chinese New Year dinner two years back...it was then I know the importance of such Family dinner...

I also remember on my first time invitation to a GF's family dinner. Was very nervous and din know what to wear. During dinner I only nod my head and say yes , no and thank you only. So many pair of eyes was starring at me at the same time. Last year was invited to a gal's elder brother wedding in PRCland but timing was not right so din go just gif angpao only.
This year was invited to Inner Mongolia but when I found out the journey was too hectic, I quickly gave a rain check. KEKEKE

[Scorpioking87]

Originally Posted by sengseng

You are better than Jason Bourne, nobody does it better than you. Salute! KEKEKE

Anyway a girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."

KADABOOM!!! That's the sound of me falling down the chair..Siau leh bro..where u korek so funny jokes... u can replace that bald fatty guy at channel beTv on Astro...name Fat Pappy Zack..ur jokes way funnier than his n i dun think u r as fat as him lor...

I have hung up my JAson Bourne boots and hand over the reins to that Aaron Cross guy...very malufying him... had to get heroine to help him in motorcycle chase scene at the end..He's supposed to be a super soldier but kena tembak a bit, become lembik and ride motorcycle as if half dead...luckily Manila streets dun have lembu..

[Scorpioking87]

Originally Posted by sengseng

I also remember on my first time invitation to a GF's family dinner. Was very nervous and din know what to wear. During dinner I only nod my head and say yes , no and thank you only. So many pair of eyes was starring at me at the same time. Last year was invited to a gal's elder brother wedding in PRCland but timing was not right so din go just gif angpao only.
This year was invited to Inner Mongolia but when I found out the journey was too hectic, I quickly gave a rain check. KEKEKE

Be careful bro...ur MOngolian chick might be Genghis Khan's descendants... Afraid u might turn into Khan/KAN Seng Seng...that din come out right, did it?

[sengseng]

Originally Posted by Scorpioking87

Be careful bro...ur MOngolian chick might be Genghis Khan's descendants... Afraid u might turn into Khan/KAN Seng Seng...that din come out right, did it?

Talking about the Khans, a few years back why I was in Vientiane, Laos met a VVIP's daughter . While having a handshake with her, please call me Khan she said.Sounds like CUNT to me. I nearly choke to death with laughter. Controlling my laughter, I ask her ' Do you have a glamour name or christian name or something like tat. Nope she said. Then May I call you Joey instead. She look at me and gave it a tot. She then smile and nod her head. I like this name, you now call me Joey. She then escort me to her Mini Benz 170, off we went to eat steamboat. Steamboat is Vietnam style. Soup is just plain Coconut water.
Got to stop now if not I will be too revealing of myself oredi and becum naked..

[Scorpioking87]

Originally Posted by sengseng

Talking about the Khans, a few years back why I was in Vientiane, Laos met a VVIP's daughter . While having a handshake with her, please call me Khan she said.Sounds like CUNT to me. I nearly choke to death with laughter. Controlling my laughter, I ask her ' Do you have a glamour name or christian name or something like tat. Nope she said. Then May I call you Joey instead. She look at me and gave it a tot. She then smile and nod her head. I like this name, you now call me Joey. She then escort me to her Mini Benz 170, off we went to eat steamboat. Steamboat is Vietnam style. Soup is just plain Coconut water.
Got to stop now if not I will be too revealing of myself oredi and becum naked..

Looks like u r modern John Rambo...can fly helicopter, go to vietiane, Mongolia, and god knows where else for recon missions..waiting for the part where u relate to us how u singlehandedly blew up some terrorist cell...

[Scorpioking87]

Originally Posted by ZachBonano

Muahhaahhahahahahahahahahaha,......this is a goood one..best i have heard....

hey it is really a big thing to have a girl invited to a family dinner..(though i have not brought one to the family]

p.s. remembered attending my ex gf n now best friend Chinese New Year dinner two years back...it was then I know the importance of such Family dinner...

Wah u got ex Chinese gf hah? I on the other hand got NL and bak so ex gfs. Can exchange or not hah?

[Scorpioking87]

Kinda bored as missing another fellow Musketeer..Athos, Porthos,...Aramis is missing...

[sengseng]

Originally Posted by Scorpioking87

Looks like u r modern John Rambo...can fly helicopter, go to vietiane, Mongolia, and god knows where else for recon missions..waiting for the part where u relate to us how u singlehandedly blew up some terrorist cell...

One thing I found out is; Lao gurls can be very good home makers.
Innocent yet horny. LOL.

[Scorpioking87]

Originally Posted by sengseng

One thing I found out is; Lao gurls can be very good home makers.
Innocent yet horny. LOL.

You hv tasted local Laos delicacy? Sure u din try their local version of Nasi kangkang?

Btw, john rambo's girl, the one played by Julia nickson kena shot in the end..what happened to ur Laos girl?