Hanoi - Page 79

japboy · #**1171** 23-10-2007, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by deptrai4u

In conclusion, after partying in hanoi for 4 years now.. i have learnt what Viet girls liked:

#1 Foreigner.. a bit fat type is good. What is ugly in Singapore context is probably their hero image in hanoi. What is Handsome in Singapore context may not necessary be handsome in Vietnam.

#2 Personality .. the relax and joker types preferred. If u are the serious type, they find u boring! Always smile and do all kind of silly things to make them laugh.

#3 Married .. Even if u are single, u MUST tell them u married, otherwise they think something must be wrong with you. If u are married, they like u a lot more. Better still that u have kids.

#4 Broken Vietnamese ... speak some broken Vietnamese. If u can tell some silly jokes in broken Vietnamese, even better still. If u can quote some Chinese Proverbs in broken Vietnamese, u are their hero already.

#5 Loves road side food. If u have to eat Singapore food or Malaysian food in restaurants all the time, then u likely miss a lot of fun. Before u come Hanoi, remove ur stomach, replace with a washing machine. And let the girls take u to their favourite eating place and enjoy!

#6 Non-ABC : Alligator Buaya Crocodile (ABC). Even though viet girls' sex drive are very very high, they may access the quality of a guy from his behaviour when they first got in bed with them. If the moment u jump in bed with them (under non commercial arrangements) and u started doing ur things.. they know they have u under their control. If u do nothing and let them make their moves and u even try a bit to reject them.. u are then in control.

bloody hell.. bro deptrai still in vietnam ar? 0.o.... its been so long liaoz.. i realli miss Hanoi man!!

but guess i can oni go for hols now as i've changed job liaoz..

missed d partying dere..

din know dey started massage in hanoi liaoz.. nice nice...

happy to say dat i'm all of d abv except #3.... no wonder.. dam~~~~

KEEP ON PARTYING~

Reaper · #**1172** 23-10-2007, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by deptrai4u

Just my VND2,000 worth of experience...

Your VND2,000 worth of experience to some is like worht VND200,000,000 to others.... You are the MAN!!!!!!!!! hope to meet you real soon in HANOI....

goo_ey · #**1173** 24-10-2007, 12:21 AM

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Originally Posted by deptrai4u

Just my VND2,000 worth of experience...

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Originally Posted by Reaper

Your VND2,000 worth of experience to some is like worht VND200,000,000 to others.... You are the MAN!!!!!!!!! hope to meet you real soon in HANOI....

VND101 agreed!!!

hope to see u soon too as im arranging to go hanoi next month.

cunt_ranger · #**1174** 24-10-2007, 02:51 AM

Dear brudders,

I will be making my virgin trip to Hanoi on 19 Nov and really hope senior bros like deptrai4u can guide me there!!! Anyway, bro deptrai4u, I have dropped you a PM!

I will be staying at Nam Hai 1 Hotel but hope to cheong Fortuna hotel's disco/ktv!!! Any other advice from bros here is greatly appreciated!!!

Cheers!!

deptrai4u · #**1175** 24-10-2007, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by cunt_ranger

Dear brudders,

I will be making my virgin trip to Hanoi on 19 Nov and really hope senior bros like deptrai4u can guide me there!!! Anyway, bro deptrai4u, I have dropped you a PM!

I will be staying at Nam Hai 1 Hotel but hope to cheong Fortuna hotel's disco/ktv!!! Any other advice from bros here is greatly appreciated!!!

Cheers!!

Dear Brudder Cunt_Ranger,

Nam Hai 1 is a conveniently located hotel with food and shopping and beers surrounding that place. However with respect to "guest-friendly" that will be a challenge. If u have not paid anything, then I may help u book a guest friendly one within walking distance from there. But if u have already booked, then u may consider a "secondary" room within the walking distance for your ECA (Extra Curriculum Activities).

Cheong at Fortuna is a no Brainer.. similar to those at Havelock road in Singapore... at that kind of pricing too! However, the girls there may not follow u another hotel so there is a risk. Usually the girls just serve those staying at Fortuna Hotel and they also not likely to do LT (long time) unless they are familiar with you. If I go with u to Fortuna, I can migitate a big part of those risks but still not a water-tight guarantee. So far so good...

For a Virgin-trip with only 1 night to cheong, my advise will be not to get ur hope too high... Hanoi is a still very much communist and its a let-go-long-tread-catch-big-fish environment.

I have PM u my number, call me when u there. Me now in Singapore

raverboy · #**1176** 24-10-2007, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by deptrai4u

...
Just my VND2,000 worth of experience...

nice. I think your experience worth a lot more than VND 2,000.

deptrai4u · #**1177** 24-10-2007, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by raverboy

nice. I think your experience worth a lot more than VND 2,000.

Since Vietnam Investment is so hot now.. maybe I should write a book "Everything you need to know about a Vietnamese GF that ur mother never taught you!"

heh heh, any takers if I publish such a book?

deptrai4u · #**1178** 24-10-2007, 04:05 PM

Oh by the way, this is my latest ba xa:

Botarbolampar · #**1179** 24-10-2007, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by cunt_ranger

Dear brudders,
I will be making my virgin trip to Hanoi on 19 Nov and really hope senior bros like deptrai4u can guide me there!!! Anyway, bro deptrai4u, I have dropped you a PM!I will be staying at Nam Hai 1 Hotel but hope to cheong Fortuna hotel's disco/ktv!!! Any other advice from bros here is greatly appreciated!!!
Cheers!!

Rest assure you will be in the good hand of deptrai.

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Originally Posted by raverboy

nice. I think your experience worth a lot more than VND 2,000.

Much much more my friend. The man in Hanoi. Mr Handsome.

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Originally Posted by deptrai4u

Since Vietnam Investment is so hot now.. maybe I should write a book "Everything you need to know about a Vietnamese GF that ur mother never taught you!"heh heh, any takers if I publish such a book?

Onzzz, can I be your distributor over here in Sillypore.

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Originally Posted by deptrai4u

Oh by the way, this is my latest ba xa:

Troi oi........now deptrai posting pics liao............kekekekeke
Anh deptrai Ba xa.....Co ay dep nhu vay

best123 · #**1180** 24-10-2007, 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Botarbolampar

Don't want lah bro best123, I very shy you know.
Ask deptrai, he'll tell you the rest. Kekekekekeke.

Cheers

wah bro... you shy? i dun believe lei...

Reaper · #**1181** 24-10-2007, 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by deptrai4u

maybe I should write a book "Everything you need to know about a Vietnamese GF that ur mother never taught you!"

heh heh, any takers if I publish such a book?

I can contribute about HCMC gers if you want.....

Botarbolampar · #**1182** 24-10-2007, 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by best123

wah bro... you shy? i dun believe lei...

Hehehehehe..........sheeeee sheeeee You know Ok lor.

naemlo · #**1183** 24-10-2007, 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by deptrai4u

Oh by the way, this is my latest ba xa:

Friend long time no c u, still active like Energizer rabbit

How many ba xa u have in Hanoi??

shinmw · #**1184** 24-10-2007, 11:04 PM

My trip has been confirmed and I will be visiting Hanoi from 28th - 30th Oct.
The worst part is I will be travelling alone. Any bros there during this period?

goo_ey · #**1185** 24-10-2007, 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by deptrai4u

Since Vietnam Investment is so hot now.. maybe I should write a book "Everything you need to know about a Vietnamese GF that ur mother never taught you!"

heh heh, any takers if I publish such a book?

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Originally Posted by Botarbolampar

Onzzz, can I be your distributor over here in Sillypore.

Wahhh, this book is so hot. Already got distributor asking liao, can i be a authorised reseller?