Ho Chi Minh Info Thread

[Singkieu]

Originally Posted by henabi

...Here are some common phrases you can belt out to a viet syt
- em rất đẹp (m zer depp) you are beautiful
- Anh thích em (Ang Tic em) I like you...

Waaah. Tieng Viet cua em, nghe giong nhu mot nguoi Sing moi hoc tieng o Ha Noi va muon thanh thay giao... mac cuoi qua di.

Translate to Hokkien: waaah. Ly ay guak nam wei ka na sing ga po lang gam gam ork guak nam wei ma xiong ai geh kiang. Si bei ho chio ar.

Or maybe you prefer French, since some clown said the pronounciation is similar: waaah. Ton vietnamien est comme un Singapourien qui viens d’apprendre le langue et voulait devenir professeur. Quel drôle mon grand!

[Singkieu]

Originally Posted by naemlo

Thanks for the advertisement.

Wah. Now naemlo have hand holding service ar. How the world has changed!

[lost99]

Originally Posted by naemlo

Thanks for the advertisement.

Your instincts and reaction time are impeccable!! A true professional

Every time your name is mentioned, you show up with your hand extended ready to help the helpless....lol

[naemlo]

Originally Posted by Singkieu

Wah. Now naemlo have hand holding service ar. How the world has changed!

Bo pian, biz is bad so must follow SG govt remarks on "Innovation".

Originally Posted by lost99

Every time your name is mentioned, you show up with your hand extended ready to help the helpless....lol

This is premium service.

[Jwens]

Originally Posted by lost99

You are asking me what the plaque/banner in the hotel, which i've never been to, nor seen, means???

I know you are a young guy, but please use your brains a little more. There is no way i can know what the sign means unless i go there myself and i'm not gonna do that. If it bother you so much, call up the hotel and find someone there explain to you what it means. Or better yet, just forget about it, let it go, move on with your life. Next time find someone that can hold your hand when you travel to answer all these important life-changing questions for you

I believe NaemLo offer his handholding service in HCMC also, at the value price of $1000USD, i'm sure he will definitely find out what the plaque/banner means.

LOL ok sorry now I know how absurd I sound. Maybe I will take a photo and show you guys next time when I'm there then 😂

[Singkieu]

Originally Posted by naemlo

Bo pian, biz is bad so must follow SG govt remarks on "Innovation".

Kor kor naemlo, hand holding where got innovate? Robotic hand then tok. Kakaka

[Singkieu]

Originally Posted by datou

Thks for info maybe u can shed some light on getting girls' services in these areas.
I would likely not visit a place just for food n sight seeing, w minimal opportunities of getting laid.

My Plan is start w Hanoi n surrounding.
Then one of the 3 border entries to China that look more promising n seems they are not too far from each other so 3 places added in a 3 weeks trip may be time-tight feasible, then entry into China ,continue border town exploring n finally HSR back to southern China.
Gotta research n plan properly for smooth transit n stay.

There are 3 ‘official’ international crossings between VN and PRC:

Lào Cai (VN) - He Kou 河口 (CN)
Đồng Đăng (VN) - Ping Xiang 凭祥 (CN)
Móng Cái (VN) - Dong Xing 东兴 (CN)

For unofficial border crossings, they just wade/swim/boat across the Beilun River. To discover more unofficial border crossings, let me know when you want to go. Muahahaha

[hoian]

Lol some newbies (niubi?) dun realise "one mountain have one mountain higher".
The equivalent idiom in English is: Don't teach your grandmother how to suck eggs.

That "Vietnamese-is-similar-to-French" urban myth is as stupid as "most-Viets-speak-Chinese"... trời đất ơi...

Originally Posted by Singkieu

Waaah. Tieng Viet cua em, nghe giong nhu mot nguoi Sing moi hoc tieng o Ha Noi va muon thanh thay giao... mac cuoi qua di.

Translate to Hokkien: waaah. Ly ay guak nam wei ka na sing ga po lang gam gam ork guak nam wei ma xiong ai geh kiang. Si bei ho chio ar.

Or maybe you prefer French, since some clown said the pronounciation is similar: waaah. Ton vietnamien est comme un Singapourien qui viens d’apprendre le langue et voulait devenir professeur. Quel drôle mon grand!

[Singkieu]

Originally Posted by hoian

...That "Vietnamese-is-similar-to-French" urban myth is as stupid as "most-Viets-speak-Chinese"... trời đất ơi...

HaizZz 1000 years of being a backwater province of China, you’d think they would have learned something... kakaka

[Singkieu]

Originally Posted by Jwens

Thanks for your reply.
The receptionist kept pointing to the plaque/banner behind his desk and spoke to me in viet that I couldn't understand. Any idea what that means?

Just for reference the place is hotel cali at 149 phan xích long. Saw many girls which I presumed to be all under the same okt in the reception area of the front desk though.

Aiyah you shouldve taken a snap of the plaque/banner and upload here just like stomp. There would be more than one happy soul who would offer to translate. By the way, market rate for translation is USD1 per word hor.

[lost99]

Originally Posted by Jwens

LOL ok sorry now I know how absurd I sound. Maybe I will take a photo and show you guys next time when I'm there then ��

Next time you there, why don't you ask the staff what the sign means? Or use google translate to figure out what it means? It seems this question you can't let go, is better suited to real local Vietnamese instead of foreigners here on sammyboy. I don't think anybody here cares what it says (I don't), we just want to see your reports and not these petty questions that don't really matter anyways.

If your expectation is that people on this forum for solving your personal issues/problems, you really should find someone hold your hand next time you travel. I suggest the Naemlo special handhold package, with unlimted questions such as: whether the hotel is GF, how high the hotel steps are, the exact temperature of the bedroom, the purity of the tap water etc...

[nicholasnokia]

Originally Posted by centaurp

as far as I know, very few massage places in hcm offer fj, bj. somehow it's the norm, even for some local places. i think the cong an wants to control? or the bosses have an agreement to shorten the time and increase earnings, avoid diseases and fatigue to their girls.

If you really want good fj massage then you need to go to other places, like Do Son, Vung Tau. Most places in HCM quoted on the net like Tokyo etc. are now commercialize, expensive with ugly girls.

thanks bro for the info
wah tiu , i thought can find fj with massage in hcm
well it look like have to do more research

[rh8611]

Anyone knows if viet dong allows outcall massage to its hotel room?

[Casadick]

Originally Posted by Stimsia

District 1

Dai nam hotel - no try

Liberty 2
Entrance jaccuci vnd400k
Hj Tip ask 500k nego to vnd400k

Vien dong hotel
Spa with lounge area
VIP with jaccuci 750k
Name jane age 26
Chopped carrot
Ask tip vnd 1 mil for HJ can touch top
Nego for 800k still ex
RTM - no


Tokyo spa
Another chopped carrot
pretty
VIP no jaccuci 600k
Tip 1mil HJ
Tip 2 mil bbbj
ONLY SEE TOP NO TOUCH
touch additional no ask


District 10?
Minh tam
Number 3 age 28 but look young
VIP jaccuci 600k
Hj Tip 600k
Can touch bottom but not top?


Overall find hcmc ex just for HJ
Prefer China
Shanghai rmb 300
No find full service
Vnd2mil ~sgd120for bbbj
GL add sgd30 can get full service

Going HCM next week, is it that easy to access to Vien DOng hotel. Just go direct to the spa is it.

[shinoda]

Hi gurus,

going for my maiden trip to viet in Nov.
Will be staying at D1.
Been reading up but couldnt get a clue about viet party scene and spa.

May i ask where is a good place for spa/salon?
For spa/salon, do they provide FJ or just normal hj?
Where is a good place for Salon as i had heard quite alot about it?
Do they have soapy massage like in BKK?
Where is a good place to party ?
How are the drinks charges like?

Thank you all in advance!