Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

[Hurricane88]

Eve of Eve CNY...

[lightfeet]

Originally Posted by bigbirdbird

A man called his doctor, and said, "Doc", you gotta come over here quick, you see when my wife got out of the shower, and bent over to pick up her towel a mouse ran straight up her twat.

The doctor said, "Okay just hold a piece of cheese just outside of her vagina until I get over there."

The doctor drove up, got out of his car, and went inside to see the man holding a big fish up to her twat instead of cheese. The doctor asked, "What are you doing? I said a piece of cheese."

The man said, "I did what you said, and it almost worked, but when the mouse started to come out, the cat chased it right back up her snatch!

Nice share bro hehe

[eveofxmas]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Eve of Eve CNY...

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Looks great and damn funny. Thanks bro.

[thanksgiving]

Originally Posted by bigbirdbird

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A man called his doctor, and said, "Doc", you gotta come over here quick, you see when my wife got out of the shower, and bent over to pick up her towel a mouse ran straight up her twat.

The doctor said, "Okay just hold a piece of cheese just outside of her vagina until I get over there."

The doctor drove up, got out of his car, and went inside to see the man holding a big fish up to her twat instead of cheese. The doctor asked, "What are you doing? I said a piece of cheese."

The man said, "I did what you said, and it almost worked, but when the mouse started to come out, the cat chased it right back up her snatch!

Awesome jokes! Thanks bro for sharing. Happy new year.

[Hurricane88]

Gong Xi Fa Cai!

[lowcust]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Gong Xi Fa Cai!

Nice share, big huat to you too bro!

[zoof6zang]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Happy new year bros!!

[saqq]

Originally Posted by bigbirdbird

Thank the Irish


A Greek and an Irishman were sitting in a Starbucks one day comparing their two cultures.

Over a double latte, the Greek mentions “We built the Pantheon, you may recall, along with the Temple of Apollo.”

“Well, it was the Irish that discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices.”

“But it was the Greeks who gave birth to advanced mathematics.”

“Granted, but it was the Irish who built the first timepieces.”

Knowing that he’s about to deliver the coup de grace, the son of Athens points out with a note of finality: “Keep in mind that it was the ancient Greeks who invented the notion of sex as a pleasurable activity!”

“True enough, but it was the Irish who got women involved.”

Great laugh and thanks bro

[TequilaSunrise]

Originally Posted by zoof6zang

Happy new year bros!!

ha, really like that meme, lol

[Hurricane88]

*😝😜🤪😲😃Wife to her Accountant husband*: 😲
*what is inflation?*
Husband:
Earlier you were *36-24-36.*
But now you are
*48-40-48.*
Though you have everything bigger than before, your value has become less than before.
This is *INFLATION .😜*

*Economics is not that difficult if we have the right examples.*🤪
Interviewer: What is Recession?
Candidate: When *"Wine & Women" get replaced by "Water & Wife", that critical phase of life is called Recession!!😜*

*Accountancy fact:*😲😜🤪
What is the *difference between Liability & Asset?*😝
A drunk friend is liability.
But,
A drunk Girlfriend is an Asset.
😜😜😜😜😜

*An Economist beautifully explained two reasons for having 2 wives.*😝😜
A- Monopoly should be broken.
B- Competition improves the quality of service.
If u have 1 wife, She fights with u!
If u have 2 wives, They will fight for you!!🤣🤣🤣
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*😜👻😝😲Wonders before and after marriage.👇🏽👻😝👻😲* When you are in love,
Wonders happen.
But once you get married,
You wonder, what happened.🤣🤣🤣🤣
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*😜👻😲😝Philosophy of marriage* :
At the beginning,
every wife treats her husband as *GOD*..
Later, somehow don't know why..
alphabets get *reversed*..😂😂😂😂
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*👻😜👻😜👻Secret formula for married couples...*
*"Love One Another"*
And if it doesn't work, bring the last word in the middle.!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

[atbs]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

*👻😜👻😜👻Secret formula for married couples...*
*"Love One Another"*
And if it doesn't work, bring the last word in the middle.!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

Nice joke bro. Hope to read more.

[bigbirdbird]

[GoogleWebster]

Originally Posted by bigbirdbird

Nice share bro, happy new year!!

[SkyOcean]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

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*😜👻😝😲Wonders before and after marriage.👇🏽👻😝👻😲* When you are in love,
Wonders happen.
But once you get married,
You wonder, what happened.🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Nice share bro, thanks!

[klooger]

Originally Posted by bigbirdbird

I love to imagine that too