Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

[kingofeurope]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

*☝Very funny and stupid! The Tesco Tanjong, Penang refers _the Chinese Dried Sausage as the Chinese Cock._ See the price tag/sticker. A greatest joke!!!*

Nice jokes.

Really loves all the nice jokes here. Thanks you .

[commodity]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Very good joke bro.

[thehelpinghand]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Really funny.

[Minkowski]

Very good jokes shared, thks bros

[blackthorn]

Saluet to those sammies who posted great jokes here.
Love all the jokes.
TK so much.

[UOMO]

3 rounds of applause for bros who shared jokes here. Thanks!!

[potatocernmit]

Originally Posted by bigbirdbird

Just now, after dinner, I was taking a walk around the neighborhood(exercise mah) . When I walked past a convenient store I thought of going in to buy something. Then I realised that I didn’t have money with me. So I phoned my family to bring some money to me.

While waiting for my money, I saw an old man burning joss paper by the road side. I went to have a chat with him.

“What are you doing here? ” I asked him.

“I am sending money to my family” he said.

Then he asked me, ” What are you doing here?”

“I am waiting for my family to send money to me.”

On hearing this, his face turned pale and he ran away quickly.

I shouted to him, “Hey, don’t run! I’m just waiting for my family to send money to me!”

Suddenly, all the people burning joss paper nearby also ran away.

Hahahah this is good

[foodynz]

Originally Posted by potatocernmit

Hahahah this is good

Appropriate for this month?

[VisionRoyal]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

*☝Very funny and stupid! The Tesco Tanjong, Penang refers _the Chinese Dried Sausage as the Chinese Cock._ See the price tag/sticker. A greatest joke!!!*

*What has happened to the management and administrative staff of Tesco? It truly shows that our education system has gone to the drain or the dog.*
😜🤪😂😃😭

Good find bro

[Madrid2019]

Thanks to all who shared many nice jokes.

[butor]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Very nice share bro, thanks!

[Hurricane88]

Pic jokes...

[dyelook]

laughter bumps...

[warbird]

This Genie is Hard of Hearing

Two men pause their round of golf to smoke a cigar. One pulls out a matchbox while the other pulls the biggest lighter you've ever seen out of his golf bag and proceeds to light his cigar.

The other man stares, laughs and says "Holy moly, that's the biggest lighter I've ever seen! It must be a foot long! That's hysterical. Where did you get it?!"

"Well," The first man sighs. "It's a long story."

"We have hours ahead of us." Pointed out his golf companion.

"Alright, alright." Surrendered the first man.

"Thing is, I found a magic lamp while practicing the other day, and the genie gave it to me."

The second man is skeptical and laughs, just to have the first man pull an old oil lamp out of his bag. Intrigued, the second man rubs it, and sure enough, a genie pops out and offers a wish.

The second man doesn't think twice: "I want a million bucks!"

The Genie nods, snaps his fingers, then disappears into a wisp of smoke. For a few minutes... nothing. Then, suddenly, a rumble in the distance.

The rumble gets louder and louder, when suddenly the skies darken and a flock of ducks flies over. There are hundreds, no thousands of them! For 10 minutes straight the sun is blocked out, and everyone is holding their ears to protect from the sound of a million ducks quacking.

Suddenly, as quickly as it started, it ended. As the sound slowly faded away, and as the last few straggling ducks flew over, the men looked around at all the carnage, duck poop everywhere, golfing gear lying scattered as other golfers ran for cover.

Astounded, the second man says "What the hell was that? I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!"

"Yea he's a bit hard of hearing." His friend sighs. "Did you really think I wished for a 12-inch Bic?"


Warbird: 12 inches = 30.48 cm!

[kingofeurope]

Bro WB

Nice joke and thanks. Cannot stop laughing.