Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

[intelqantas]

Originally Posted by bigbirdbird

A cowboy caught by the Indians
A cowboy was taken prisoner by a bunch of angry Indians. They were all prepared to kill him but their Chief declared that since they were celebrating the Great Spirit, they would grant the cowboy three wishes before he killing him. The cowboy can do nothing, but obey them.

Nice share bro, hoping for more

[klooger]

Amazing joke thread, thanks bros!!

[worcester]

Originally Posted by klooger

Amazing joke thread, thanks bros!!

Yes amazing jokes!!

[StompWarrior]

Originally Posted by intelqantas

Nice share bro, hoping for more

Same, hoping for more too!!

[bigbirdbird]

[StrongBrew]

Three bulls heard the rancher was bringing another bull onto the ranch.
First Bull: "I've been here five years. I'm not giving this new bull any of my 100 cows."
Second Bull: "I've been here three years and have earned my right to 50 cows. I'm keeping all my cows."
Third Bull: "I've only been here a year, and so far, you guys have only let me have 10 cows. I may not be as big as you fellows, but I'm keeping all 10 of my cows."
Just then an 18-wheeler pulls up in the pasture carrying the biggest bull they've ever seen.
At 4,700 pounds, each step he takes strains the steel ramp.
First Bull: "I think I can spare a few cows for our new friend."
Second Bull: "I actually have too many cows to take care of. I can spare a few. I'm certainly not looking for an argument."
They look over at the third bull and find him pawing the dirt, shaking his horns and snorting.
First Bull: "Son, don't be foolish, let him have some of your cows and live to tell about it."
Third Bull: "Hell, he can have all my cows. I'm just making sure he knows I'm a bull."

[Mervon]

Originally Posted by bigbirdbird

I like the last one best!!

[Hurricane88]

More laughters...

[Puppyz2]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

I would have waited too

[teetimes]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

More laughters...

LMAO, thanks for nice story.

[waterspout]

Thanks for all the nice jokes. Will need many days to finish the whole thread.
Cheers.

[FloodLover]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

More laughters...

ROFL thanks for nice share bro!!

[PGAchampionship]

Originally Posted by bigbirdbird

Clap clap clap.
Thanks thanks thanks.

[canalian]

Originally Posted by bigbirdbird

Another great share by bro bigbirdbird

[ratwatlonat]

Originally Posted by StrongBrew

Three bulls heard the rancher was bringing another bull onto the ranch.
First Bull: "I've been here five years. I'm not giving this new bull any of my 100 cows."
Second Bull: "I've been here three years and have earned my right to 50 cows. I'm keeping all my cows."
Third Bull: "I've only been here a year, and so far, you guys have only let me have 10 cows. I may not be as big as you fellows, but I'm keeping all 10 of my cows."
Just then an 18-wheeler pulls up in the pasture carrying the biggest bull they've ever seen.
At 4,700 pounds, each step he takes strains the steel ramp.
First Bull: "I think I can spare a few cows for our new friend."
Second Bull: "I actually have too many cows to take care of. I can spare a few. I'm certainly not looking for an argument."
They look over at the third bull and find him pawing the dirt, shaking his horns and snorting.
First Bull: "Son, don't be foolish, let him have some of your cows and live to tell about it."
Third Bull: "Hell, he can have all my cows. I'm just making sure he knows I'm a bull."

Thanks again for sharing