SibueyJialat! - All welcome to share jialat happenings

[topman8788]

Originally Posted by LoveBoobies

Bro since you mentioned u enjoy reading stories with "sai" topic, let me relate one incident.

I had a project at MBS Cxxxxxl boutique. Night works with security guard escorting us. Halfway through, i stomachache badly. At first i thought can bang pui and escape with it but shit happens. I felt something watery at my kar chng kang.

I panicked and try to locate the toilet. If any bros were to frequent MBS, you'll notice alot of the toilet are being locked up at night. Fuck, from level 1 right corner half walk half run to the left corner all locked. Somemore with the sai about to flow out, no choice but to jog like Mr Bean.

At the end, before find the toilet, I already lao sai on my underwear. And to make things worse, my white bermudas also ken my sai, plus sibuey jialat, with stain some more. So i try to wawh in the toilet. Underwear, had to throw away. And return to work. The thing is halfway through my work, i was wondering to myself how come still got lao sai smell, and the best part was that my client and security officers who were with me never say anything. But it was damn fxxxxxxg smelly lor.

Conclusion is that who more jia lat? Security, client or me huh? I went commando the whole night lor.

Lol bro only a certain firm do work for chanel and only certain team handling that project you are exposing yourself here bro

[sadfa]

Originally Posted by topman8788

Lol bro only a certain firm do work for chanel and only certain team handling that project you are exposing yourself here bro

Not Chanel la. He put 5X.
So its Channel. Or Caramel.

[katong]

Originally Posted by Pope

Since so many had shared their stories, let me share one too.

I was with a friend in Bangkok for business trip back a few years back. So we went to a Nana Plaza not knowing what to expect. Inside dark and cannot see the Go-Go dancers clearly. So we ordered beer and sat 30 minutes each bar. After 2 bars, we went in to a bar at level 1 upstairs.

We saw the girls were much prettier than the other 2 bars earlier. So the papasan came over and started speaking to us. So I pointed to a girl and papasan called out the number to come sit. The girl came and ordered lady drink. My friend smitten by a girl so pretty and fair too. So told papasan to call and she came to sit. While we were getting friendly and getting to know each other, the papasan came and asked if we wanted to barfine the girls.

I already asked my girl if she is ladyboy or genuine girl? She didn't want to lie to me and told me she was ladyboy. So I passed barfine and left my friend to bring her girl to hotel.

My friend went back to hotel and found her girl was also a ladyboy. He was mad because he was damn horny ready to make love and when found her to be ladyboy so all the mood turn sour.

My first time sharing and not good in writing. Hope you guys like it.

Yes.. ur friend damn jialat to have u as a friend.. knn nv warn him!

[LoveBoobies]

Originally Posted by topman8788

Lol bro only a certain firm do work for chanel and only certain team handling that project you are exposing yourself here bro

Bro for me i dun care if expose or not. No issue. Just sharing only. Nothing wrong. Dun worry, anyway just penning down experiences only. Jokes are meant to be shared.
Just my personal thoughts. No hard feelings.

[CreditSuise]

Originally Posted by LoveBoobies

Bro since you mentioned u enjoy reading stories with "sai" topic, let me relate one incident.

I had a project at MBS Cxxxxxl boutique. Night works with security guard escorting us. Halfway through, i stomachache badly. At first i thought can bang pui and escape with it but shit happens. I felt something watery at my kar chng kang.

I panicked and try to locate the toilet. If any bros were to frequent MBS, you'll notice alot of the toilet are being locked up at night. Fuck, from level 1 right corner half walk half run to the left corner all locked. Somemore with the sai about to flow out, no choice but to jog like Mr Bean.

At the end, before find the toilet, I already lao sai on my underwear. And to make things worse, my white bermudas also ken my sai, plus sibuey jialat, with stain some more. So i try to wawh in the toilet. Underwear, had to throw away. And return to work. The thing is halfway through my work, i was wondering to myself how come still got lao sai smell, and the best part was that my client and security officers who were with me never say anything. But it was damn fxxxxxxg smelly lor.

Conclusion is that who more jia lat? Security, client or me huh? I went commando the whole night lor.

They not as jialat as you

[GermanShepherd]

Originally Posted by Pope

Since so many had shared their stories, let me share one too.

I was with a friend in Bangkok for business trip back a few years back. So we went to a Nana Plaza not knowing what to expect. Inside dark and cannot see the Go-Go dancers clearly. So we ordered beer and sat 30 minutes each bar. After 2 bars, we went in to a bar at level 1 upstairs.

We saw the girls were much prettier than the other 2 bars earlier. So the papasan came over and started speaking to us. So I pointed to a girl and papasan called out the number to come sit. The girl came and ordered lady drink. My friend smitten by a girl so pretty and fair too. So told papasan to call and she came to sit. While we were getting friendly and getting to know each other, the papasan came and asked if we wanted to barfine the girls.

I already asked my girl if she is ladyboy or genuine girl? She didn't want to lie to me and told me she was ladyboy. So I passed barfine and left my friend to bring her girl to hotel.

My friend went back to hotel and found her girl was also a ladyboy. He was mad because he was damn horny ready to make love and when found her to be ladyboy so all the mood turn sour.

My first time sharing and not good in writing. Hope you guys like it.

Bro, nice one.

[SibueyJiaLat]

Thank you for your jialat story.

Originally Posted by Pope

Since so many had shared their stories, let me share one too.

I was with a friend in Bangkok for business trip back a few years back. So we went to a Nana Plaza not knowing what to expect. Inside dark and cannot see the Go-Go dancers clearly. So we ordered beer and sat 30 minutes each bar. After 2 bars, we went in to a bar at level 1 upstairs.

We saw the girls were much prettier than the other 2 bars earlier. So the papasan came over and started speaking to us. So I pointed to a girl and papasan called out the number to come sit. The girl came and ordered lady drink. My friend smitten by a girl so pretty and fair too. So told papasan to call and she came to sit. While we were getting friendly and getting to know each other, the papasan came and asked if we wanted to barfine the girls.

I already asked my girl if she is ladyboy or genuine girl? She didn't want to lie to me and told me she was ladyboy. So I passed barfine and left my friend to bring her girl to hotel.

My friend went back to hotel and found her girl was also a ladyboy. He was mad because he was damn horny ready to make love and when found her to be ladyboy so all the mood turn sour.

My first time sharing and not good in writing. Hope you guys like it.

[SibueyJiaLat]

Thank you for your jialat story here.[

QUOTE=LoveBoobies;14265307]Bro since you mentioned u enjoy reading stories with "sai" topic, let me relate one incident.

I had a project at MBS Cxxxxxl boutique. Night works with security guard escorting us. Halfway through, i stomachache badly. At first i thought can bang pui and escape with it but shit happens. I felt something watery at my kar chng kang.

I panicked and try to locate the toilet. If any bros were to frequent MBS, you'll notice alot of the toilet are being locked up at night. Fuck, from level 1 right corner half walk half run to the left corner all locked. Somemore with the sai about to flow out, no choice but to jog like Mr Bean.

At the end, before find the toilet, I already lao sai on my underwear. And to make things worse, my white bermudas also ken my sai, plus sibuey jialat, with stain some more. So i try to wawh in the toilet. Underwear, had to throw away. And return to work. The thing is halfway through my work, i was wondering to myself how come still got lao sai smell, and the best part was that my client and security officers who were with me never say anything. But it was damn fxxxxxxg smelly lor.

Conclusion is that who more jia lat? Security, client or me huh? I went commando the whole night lor.[/QUOTE]

[KuanGong]

Originally Posted by LoveBoobies

Bro since you mentioned u enjoy reading stories with "sai" topic, let me relate one incident.

I had a project at MBS Cxxxxxl boutique. Night works with security guard escorting us. Halfway through, i stomachache badly. At first i thought can bang pui and escape with it but shit happens. I felt something watery at my kar chng kang.

I panicked and try to locate the toilet. If any bros were to frequent MBS, you'll notice alot of the toilet are being locked up at night. Fuck, from level 1 right corner half walk half run to the left corner all locked. Somemore with the sai about to flow out, no choice but to jog like Mr Bean.

At the end, before find the toilet, I already lao sai on my underwear. And to make things worse, my white bermudas also ken my sai, plus sibuey jialat, with stain some more. So i try to wawh in the toilet. Underwear, had to throw away. And return to work. The thing is halfway through my work, i was wondering to myself how come still got lao sai smell, and the best part was that my client and security officers who were with me never say anything. But it was damn fxxxxxxg smelly lor.

Conclusion is that who more jia lat? Security, client or me huh? I went commando the whole night lor.

I can conclude all very jialat.

[GuanKong]

Originally Posted by LoveBoobies

Bro since you mentioned u enjoy reading stories with "sai" topic, let me relate one incident.

I had a project at MBS Cxxxxxl boutique. Night works with security guard escorting us. Halfway through, i stomachache badly. At first i thought can bang pui and escape with it but shit happens. I felt something watery at my kar chng kang.

I panicked and try to locate the toilet. If any bros were to frequent MBS, you'll notice alot of the toilet are being locked up at night. Fuck, from level 1 right corner half walk half run to the left corner all locked. Somemore with the sai about to flow out, no choice but to jog like Mr Bean.

At the end, before find the toilet, I already lao sai on my underwear. And to make things worse, my white bermudas also ken my sai, plus sibuey jialat, with stain some more. So i try to wawh in the toilet. Underwear, had to throw away. And return to work. The thing is halfway through my work, i was wondering to myself how come still got lao sai smell, and the best part was that my client and security officers who were with me never say anything. But it was damn fxxxxxxg smelly lor.

Conclusion is that who more jia lat? Security, client or me huh? I went commando the whole night lor.

I think all also jialat

[FrenchCollie]

Originally Posted by hanky_panky

Talking about sai.

1-2years back, got 1 fine morning, went to the ranch at punggol end with family. Kid went for the horse ridding. Then suddenly got funny feeling at stomach. Cannot tahan liao, sai coming out. Then remember there's a public toilet near the restaurants. So fast hand fast leg walk to the toilet.

When reached the toilet found nobody inside. Heng ah!!! Next moment realized no toilet paper!!!!!! Jialat liao... all cubicles all no have!!!!! No time to go to the mama shop to get tissue paper.

Si toh si lah..just went into the cubicle, take off the pants and...sai like waterfall... into the toilet bowl. Shiok sia!!!!!

After pang sai shiok shiok now got to tink how to clean up. No paper, no water hose.. cannot use dollar notes to clean also. No choice use underwear to clean karchng. Then come next problem, where to dispose the dirty underwear? If throw inside toilet bowl sure cannot flush down, then got to pick up from the toilet bowl and throw..eeeeeeeee....better not.

Then remember there's a big dustbin outside the toilet. Slowly walk out of the toilet and throw the underwear into the dustbin. Heng bo lang kua tio!!! Then went back to the toilet, washed my hand and join my family. Lucky nobody ask where i go. But that day went commando the whole day:

Like that jialat bo???

Your "sai" incident is damn jialat

[KuanGong]

Originally Posted by Pope

Since so many had shared their stories, let me share one too.

I was with a friend in Bangkok for business trip back a few years back. So we went to a Nana Plaza not knowing what to expect. Inside dark and cannot see the Go-Go dancers clearly. So we ordered beer and sat 30 minutes each bar. After 2 bars, we went in to a bar at level 1 upstairs.

Since you posted about Bangkok, let me post one too.

My friend and I were in Bangkok a few years ago. Since my friend knew a 3 girls there and upon arrival he message all of them to see if anyone free. First day all 3 girls replied say not free. So we went Nana Plaza and sian the bar tender outside. The bar tender agreed to go hotel with my friend but only after her work finished around 1am.

So we left around 11pm to enjoy our supper. Suddenly friend received a SMS and the msg said one girl willing to come tonight around 12pm. So my friend asked me how and we discussed all the possibilities just in case one of them fly aeroplane. Worst case scenario is I helped to take care the bar tender from Nana Plaza.

So around 1am the girl who SMS really turn up and my friend was excited because he hasn't seen here for several months. All we hope the bar tender do not turn up. Around 2am my friend called me using the hotel phone and told me the bar tender is on her way. So I agreed that friend gave my room number to the bar tender.

Upon a knock on my door, I open the door and she was shocked to see me instead of my friend. I spoke to her in half english/thai and told her my friend not feeling well. She said if he not feeling well then she should take care of him and asked me to give her friend room number. SO I said jialat, and used wrong excuse. Anyway I negotiate with her the price and she agreed to price to stay with me instead. So the rest is history and already almost 4am. Next day tired like hell.

[SibueyJiaLat]

Bro, thank you for sharing jialat story.

Originally Posted by KuanGong

Since you posted about Bangkok, let me post one too.

My friend and I were in Bangkok a few years ago. Since my friend knew a 3 girls there and upon arrival he message all of them to see if anyone free. First day all 3 girls replied say not free. So we went Nana Plaza and sian the bar tender outside. The bar tender agreed to go hotel with my friend but only after her work finished around 1am.

So we left around 11pm to enjoy our supper. Suddenly friend received a SMS and the msg said one girl willing to come tonight around 12pm. So my friend asked me how and we discussed all the possibilities just in case one of them fly aeroplane. Worst case scenario is I helped to take care the bar tender from Nana Plaza.

So around 1am the girl who SMS really turn up and my friend was excited because he hasn't seen here for several months. All we hope the bar tender do not turn up. Around 2am my friend called me using the hotel phone and told me the bar tender is on her way. So I agreed that friend gave my room number to the bar tender.

Upon a knock on my door, I open the door and she was shocked to see me instead of my friend. I spoke to her in half english/thai and told her my friend not feeling well. She said if he not feeling well then she should take care of him and asked me to give her friend room number. SO I said jialat, and used wrong excuse. Anyway I negotiate with her the price and she agreed to price to stay with me instead. So the rest is history and already almost 4am. Next day tired like hell.

[java_cool]

Bros, sharing my jialat story.

I was stationed in Indonesia a few years back. Being a single horny guy, I sian 2 girls at the same time, one of the a club singer and the other a student.

As I managed to up the student, I decided to make my moves on the club singer and invited her to have a private lunch in my room as it had a a magnificent view of the city & offered to just watch some DVDs later while drinking some wine. Coincidentally, I had called in sick that particular day.

As we were watching a movie, with wine loosening our inhibitions, I had the singer half dressed situation and she decided to go change while using the hotel robe in the toilet. I then heard a knock on the door and half-absently opened the door immediately without checking through the CCTV monitor stationed besides the door and got the shock of my life when I saw the student standing in door way with the singer just stepping out of the toilet.

The student just cried, slapped me and walked away while the singer asked me nonchalantly to stop seeing the student if I wanted to be her. Needless to say, I did and have started to friends with benefits relationship with the singer till now whenever she comes in to Singapore.

[darkshiver]

Originally Posted by LoveBoobies

Bro since you mentioned u enjoy reading stories with "sai" topic, let me relate one incident.

I had a project at MBS Cxxxxxl boutique. Night works with security guard escorting us. Halfway through, i stomachache badly. At first i thought can bang pui and escape with it but shit happens. I felt something watery at my kar chng kang......

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Whoa lau I thought I was the only one with this problem! I kanna i think 4-5 times in my life... kanna wear or have to shit some where discreet.

14 points for you bro