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21-03-2019, 12:15 PM
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21-03-2019, 04:26 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]
bumps for laughter...
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21-03-2019, 05:25 PM
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An old Cuban suffers a major heart attack and, as a last wish, asks for a Cuban flag to kiss and say good-bye to his dearest homeland. His friends search around desperately, but cannot find one.
While everyone is ready to abandon all hope of finding the Cuban flag, a 23-year-old nurse shyly interrupts their desperate search by offering a tattoo of the flag that is inscribed on the cheek of her buttock. The young girl pulls down her shorts, showing the Cuban flag tattooed on a beautifully shaped buttock. She approaches the dying man and sticks her butt in his face. The man, with tears in his eyes, caresses the 'flag', grabs the cheek with both hands and starts kissing it with great passion, saying "My dear Cuba, I say goodbye with great sadness. Farewell my land, I will miss you." After going on for about 10 minutes, he says to the girl, "Now, chica, turn around, I also want to kiss goodbye to Fidel, our bearded dictator!
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#9951
21-03-2019, 05:26 PM
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Facts of Life...
 
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22-03-2019, 12:11 PM
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A Chinese farmer got on the bus, carrying a chicken in a cage, & sat next to an English lady. He put the cage on the floor of the bus & slid it underneath the bench.
After a long bumpy ride, the Chinese peasant reached his destination and wanted to get off. He turned round and said something to the English lady, but got a slap on the face! The bus conductor came to investigate. "What did you say to the lady?" The Chinese peasant said: "I just told her to open her legs, I want to take my cock out!" 😂😂😂🐓🐓🐓
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22-03-2019, 02:51 PM
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God bless Fidel's atheist soul..
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22-03-2019, 06:19 PM
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23-03-2019, 05:41 AM
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Really cock laughter...
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23-03-2019, 08:39 AM
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#9957
23-03-2019, 09:38 AM
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When life gives you melons, you might have dyslexia.
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#9958
23-03-2019, 01:06 PM
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Thank you for sharing. Hope to read more.
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23-03-2019, 03:12 PM
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Thanks bro for sharing.
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