SibueyJialat! - All welcome to share jialat happenings

[mr_missile]

Originally Posted by Slaveatwork

When we got back to my place, I realized 'fuck!!! I left my keys in the office!!' Going back to the office and coming back to my place would take another 45 mins. Plus at this late hour, my place not a lot of taxis. At this point, my junior told me she was very sleepy. I asked her to sleep at my place but she said didn't wanna wait for me to get my keys. No choice, I put her in the cab and went back to the office to pick up the keys myself.

Going back to office the following week, she acted like nothing happened and I didn't have any further chances with her. sibei sad!

alamak! should have just gone with her to a hotel!

[numbahtoo]

Originally Posted by Spanner

Thanks guys, member for 10 years but never knew what's the points for. But appreciate Mr Missile for the points. The worst part is shitting in my pants. Have to find toilet, open my luggage in the cubicle and changed my boxers and pants...!!

I also kena before. pangpui got "followthrough" come out one suddenly karchng karng slimy slimy oily oily you know you got to keep it real by stand up very straight stiff stiff walk with legs not so far apart try to find gents....

grab handtowl bunch make wet go and terngkor in toilet stall dab at the brown smudge spot (heng it's jeans at least quite thick cloths) until seow for half an hour nb i think people hear the wet dab sound think i gay fucking in toilet.

sian .....

then later go club spent all the time in smoking room

[hanky_panky]

Talking about sai.

1-2years back, got 1 fine morning, went to the ranch at punggol end with family. Kid went for the horse ridding. Then suddenly got funny feeling at stomach. Cannot tahan liao, sai coming out. Then remember there's a public toilet near the restaurants. So fast hand fast leg walk to the toilet.

When reached the toilet found nobody inside. Heng ah!!! Next moment realized no toilet paper!!!!!! Jialat liao... all cubicles all no have!!!!! No time to go to the mama shop to get tissue paper.

Si toh si lah..just went into the cubicle, take off the pants and...sai like waterfall... into the toilet bowl. Shiok sia!!!!!

After pang sai shiok shiok now got to tink how to clean up. No paper, no water hose.. cannot use dollar notes to clean also. No choice use underwear to clean karchng. Then come next problem, where to dispose the dirty underwear? If throw inside toilet bowl sure cannot flush down, then got to pick up from the toilet bowl and throw..eeeeeeeee....better not.

Then remember there's a big dustbin outside the toilet. Slowly walk out of the toilet and throw the underwear into the dustbin. Heng bo lang kua tio!!! Then went back to the toilet, washed my hand and join my family. Lucky nobody ask where i go. But that day went commando the whole day:

Like that jialat bo???

[SibueyJiaLat]

Thank you for your jialat story.

Originally Posted by Slaveatwork

Inspired to share mine as well.

Back in my younger days, I was working with a very hot junior. Her face was above average but her body was perfect. She was a dancer so very lean with nice long legs. On top of that, she would sometimes wear outfits which would hint at her shapely and round boobs. All the guys were speculating they were a good C. Just like many of guys in the group, I was attracted to her but didn't think too much of it as my relationship with her was more of a colleague basis.

One day we all went clubbing to celebrate my promotion. Now I was obviously quite popular that night as I was buying and paying for all the drinks, as is the custom within our group. Hard liquor, champagne, we were just drinking it like water. Not surprisingly, everyone got quite drunk.

There was also a group of Koreans besides us. One of the girls saw how much fun we were having and wanted to join us. Before I knew it, we started making out and kissing in front of everybody. Not caring about anything else due to our drunken state. This did not go down well with the Koreans and they started being aggro towards us and pulling the girl back to their table. Seeing what happened, my hot junior dragged me to the bar away from the crowd to avoid further confrontation.

When we were there, she said "did you actually find that girl chio?". I said "no where as chio as you. But since I don't have chance with you, I have no other choice". What she said next surprised me. "who says you got no chance?" Maybe it was the liquid courage or the fact that I felt so confident after the Korean girl, but I just decided to go for it and gave her a light kiss to gauge her reaction. She just smiled and dragged me out the club.

Without telling anyone else, we got into a cab and left to go to my place. We started kissing furiously in the cab. At one point, she even unbuckled my pants and started stroking me. I was kissing her neck and her moans were such a turn on. I stay by myself so I thought steady liao, finally can see those lovely boobs.

When we got back to my place, I realized 'fuck!!! I left my keys in the office!!' Going back to the office and coming back to my place would take another 45 mins. Plus at this late hour, my place not a lot of taxis. At this point, my junior told me she was very sleepy. I asked her to sleep at my place but she said didn't wanna wait for me to get my keys. No choice, I put her in the cab and went back to the office to pick up the keys myself.

Going back to office the following week, she acted like nothing happened and I didn't have any further chances with her. sibei sad!

[SibueyJiaLat]

Thank you bro for sharing jialat story.

Originally Posted by numbahtoo

I also kena before. pangpui got "followthrough" come out one suddenly karchng karng slimy slimy oily oily you know you got to keep it real by stand up very straight stiff stiff walk with legs not so far apart try to find gents....

grab handtowl bunch make wet go and terngkor in toilet stall dab at the brown smudge spot (heng it's jeans at least quite thick cloths) until seow for half an hour nb i think people hear the wet dab sound think i gay fucking in toilet.

sian .....

then later go club spent all the time in smoking room

[SibueyJiaLat]

Thank you for the sibueyjialat sai story.

Originally Posted by hanky_panky

Talking about sai.

1-2years back, got 1 fine morning, went to the ranch at punggol end with family. Kid went for the horse ridding. Then suddenly got funny feeling at stomach. Cannot tahan liao, sai coming out. Then remember there's a public toilet near the restaurants. So fast hand fast leg walk to the toilet.

When reached the toilet found nobody inside. Heng ah!!! Next moment realized no toilet paper!!!!!! Jialat liao... all cubicles all no have!!!!! No time to go to the mama shop to get tissue paper.

Si toh si lah..just went into the cubicle, take off the pants and...sai like waterfall... into the toilet bowl. Shiok sia!!!!!

After pang sai shiok shiok now got to tink how to clean up. No paper, no water hose.. cannot use dollar notes to clean also. No choice use underwear to clean karchng. Then come next problem, where to dispose the dirty underwear? If throw inside toilet bowl sure cannot flush down, then got to pick up from the toilet bowl and throw..eeeeeeeee....better not.

Then remember there's a big dustbin outside the toilet. Slowly walk out of the toilet and throw the underwear into the dustbin. Heng bo lang kua tio!!! Then went back to the toilet, washed my hand and join my family. Lucky nobody ask where i go. But that day went commando the whole day:

Like that jialat bo???

[topman8788]

Originally Posted by hanky_panky

Talking about sai.

1-2years back, got 1 fine morning, went to the ranch at punggol end with family. Kid went for the horse ridding. Then suddenly got funny feeling at stomach. Cannot tahan liao, sai coming out. Then remember there's a public toilet near the restaurants. So fast hand fast leg walk to the toilet.

When reached the toilet found nobody inside. Heng ah!!! Next moment realized no toilet paper!!!!!! Jialat liao... all cubicles all no have!!!!! No time to go to the mama shop to get tissue paper.

Si toh si lah..just went into the cubicle, take off the pants and...sai like waterfall... into the toilet bowl. Shiok sia!!!!!

After pang sai shiok shiok now got to tink how to clean up. No paper, no water hose.. cannot use dollar notes to clean also. No choice use underwear to clean karchng. Then come next problem, where to dispose the dirty underwear? If throw inside toilet bowl sure cannot flush down, then got to pick up from the toilet bowl and throw..eeeeeeeee....better not.

Then remember there's a big dustbin outside the toilet. Slowly walk out of the toilet and throw the underwear into the dustbin. Heng bo lang kua tio!!! Then went back to the toilet, washed my hand and join my family. Lucky nobody ask where i go. But that day went commando the whole day:

Like that jialat bo???

Hope u not wearing jeans bro

[Summerhillt]

Originally Posted by Slaveatwork

Inspired to share mine as well.

Back in my younger days, I was working with a very hot junior. Her face was above average but her body was perfect. She was a dancer so very lean with nice long legs. On top of that, she would sometimes wear outfits which would hint at her shapely and round boobs. All the guys were speculating they were a good C. Just like many of guys in the group, I was attracted to her but didn't think too much of it as my relationship with her was more of a colleague basis.

One day we all went clubbing to celebrate my promotion. Now I was obviously quite popular that night as I was buying and paying for all the drinks, as is the custom within our group. Hard liquor, champagne, we were just drinking it like water. Not surprisingly, everyone got quite drunk.

There was also a group of Koreans besides us. One of the girls saw how much fun we were having and wanted to join us. Before I knew it, we started making out and kissing in front of everybody. Not caring about anything else due to our drunken state. This did not go down well with the Koreans and they started being aggro towards us and pulling the girl back to their table. Seeing what happened, my hot junior dragged me to the bar away from the crowd to avoid further confrontation.

When we were there, she said "did you actually find that girl chio?". I said "no where as chio as you. But since I don't have chance with you, I have no other choice". What she said next surprised me. "who says you got no chance?" Maybe it was the liquid courage or the fact that I felt so confident after the Korean girl, but I just decided to go for it and gave her a light kiss to gauge her reaction. She just smiled and dragged me out the club.

Without telling anyone else, we got into a cab and left to go to my place. We started kissing furiously in the cab. At one point, she even unbuckled my pants and started stroking me. I was kissing her neck and her moans were such a turn on. I stay by myself so I thought steady liao, finally can see those lovely boobs.

When we got back to my place, I realized 'fuck!!! I left my keys in the office!!' Going back to the office and coming back to my place would take another 45 mins. Plus at this late hour, my place not a lot of taxis. At this point, my junior told me she was very sleepy. I asked her to sleep at my place but she said didn't wanna wait for me to get my keys. No choice, I put her in the cab and went back to the office to pick up the keys myself.

Going back to office the following week, she acted like nothing happened and I didn't have any further chances with her. sibei sad!

Wa brother, this thing not happened to me. I read your story also feel fucking AIWAN!! Knn really damn fucked up. If me I will ki siao. Haha now I know Liao, go anywhere must check have keys anot first.

Waaa she jitao appear non chalant about it ah? Like this very professional leh. Maybe you can try it again lo..

[GermanShepherd]

Enjoyed reading the story for "sai".

Originally Posted by hanky_panky

Talking about sai.

1-2years back, got 1 fine morning, went to the ranch at punggol end with family. Kid went for the horse ridding. Then suddenly got funny feeling at stomach. Cannot tahan liao, sai coming out. Then remember there's a public toilet near the restaurants. So fast hand fast leg walk to the toilet.

When reached the toilet found nobody inside. Heng ah!!! Next moment realized no toilet paper!!!!!! Jialat liao... all cubicles all no have!!!!! No time to go to the mama shop to get tissue paper.

Si toh si lah..just went into the cubicle, take off the pants and...sai like waterfall... into the toilet bowl. Shiok sia!!!!!

After pang sai shiok shiok now got to tink how to clean up. No paper, no water hose.. cannot use dollar notes to clean also. No choice use underwear to clean karchng. Then come next problem, where to dispose the dirty underwear? If throw inside toilet bowl sure cannot flush down, then got to pick up from the toilet bowl and throw..eeeeeeeee....better not.

Then remember there's a big dustbin outside the toilet. Slowly walk out of the toilet and throw the underwear into the dustbin. Heng bo lang kua tio!!! Then went back to the toilet, washed my hand and join my family. Lucky nobody ask where i go. But that day went commando the whole day:

Like that jialat bo???

[TellManyLies]

Originally Posted by Summerhillt

Wa brother, this thing not happened to me. I read your story also feel fucking AIWAN!! Knn really damn fucked up. If me I will ki siao. Haha now I know Liao, go anywhere must check have keys anot first.

Waaa she jitao appear non chalant about it ah? Like this very professional leh. Maybe you can try it again lo..

Fully agreed.

[ExBro]

Originally Posted by Summerhillt

Wa brother, this thing not happened to me. I read your story also feel fucking AIWAN!! Knn really damn fucked up. If me I will ki siao. Haha now I know Liao, go anywhere must check have keys anot first.

Waaa she jitao appear non chalant about it ah? Like this very professional leh. Maybe you can try it again lo..

Now we know why ppl hide spare keys under flower pots and in smelly old shoes on shoe racks liao

[Pope]

Since so many had shared their stories, let me share one too.

I was with a friend in Bangkok for business trip back a few years back. So we went to a Nana Plaza not knowing what to expect. Inside dark and cannot see the Go-Go dancers clearly. So we ordered beer and sat 30 minutes each bar. After 2 bars, we went in to a bar at level 1 upstairs.

We saw the girls were much prettier than the other 2 bars earlier. So the papasan came over and started speaking to us. So I pointed to a girl and papasan called out the number to come sit. The girl came and ordered lady drink. My friend smitten by a girl so pretty and fair too. So told papasan to call and she came to sit. While we were getting friendly and getting to know each other, the papasan came and asked if we wanted to barfine the girls.

I already asked my girl if she is ladyboy or genuine girl? She didn't want to lie to me and told me she was ladyboy. So I passed barfine and left my friend to bring her girl to hotel.

My friend went back to hotel and found her girl was also a ladyboy. He was mad because he was damn horny ready to make love and when found her to be ladyboy so all the mood turn sour.

My first time sharing and not good in writing. Hope you guys like it.

[demonhunter]

Originally Posted by boob_man

Many umpteen years back in a health centre in golden mile complex (the one on the corner of the ground floor), one of the masseuse fell asleep while giving me a bj - with my cock still in her mouth! I had to prod her & gently slap her face. Her immediate reaction was to continue sucking, like a pacifier in her mouth. After a few seconds, she fell asleep again. Wah lau eh.....

Fed up & with a limp dick, I got up, showered & dressed. Left the room while she was still sound asleep. Does this count as sibueyJialat??!!??

No need to pay ?

[Suarez79]

Originally Posted by Pope

Since so many had shared their stories, let me share one too.

I was with a friend in Bangkok for business trip back a few years back. So we went to a Nana Plaza not knowing what to expect. Inside dark and cannot see the Go-Go dancers clearly. So we ordered beer and sat 30 minutes each bar. After 2 bars, we went in to a bar at level 1 upstairs.

We saw the girls were much prettier than the other 2 bars earlier. So the papasan came over and started speaking to us. So I pointed to a girl and papasan called out the number to come sit. The girl came and ordered lady drink. My friend smitten by a girl so pretty and fair too. So told papasan to call and she came to sit. While we were getting friendly and getting to know each other, the papasan came and asked if we wanted to barfine the girls.

I already asked my girl if she is ladyboy or genuine girl? She didn't want to lie to me and told me she was ladyboy. So I passed barfine and left my friend to bring her girl to hotel.

My friend went back to hotel and found her girl was also a ladyboy. He was mad because he was damn horny ready to make love and when found her to be ladyboy so all the mood turn sour.

My first time sharing and not good in writing. Hope you guys like it.

Wa damn jialat!! Why he never ask before bringing back to hotel?

[LoveBoobies]

Originally Posted by GermanShepherd

Enjoyed reading the story for "sai".

Bro since you mentioned u enjoy reading stories with "sai" topic, let me relate one incident.

I had a project at MBS Cxxxxxl boutique. Night works with security guard escorting us. Halfway through, i stomachache badly. At first i thought can bang pui and escape with it but shit happens. I felt something watery at my kar chng kang.

I panicked and try to locate the toilet. If any bros were to frequent MBS, you'll notice alot of the toilet are being locked up at night. Fuck, from level 1 right corner half walk half run to the left corner all locked. Somemore with the sai about to flow out, no choice but to jog like Mr Bean.

At the end, before find the toilet, I already lao sai on my underwear. And to make things worse, my white bermudas also ken my sai, plus sibuey jialat, with stain some more. So i try to wawh in the toilet. Underwear, had to throw away. And return to work. The thing is halfway through my work, i was wondering to myself how come still got lao sai smell, and the best part was that my client and security officers who were with me never say anything. But it was damn fxxxxxxg smelly lor.

Conclusion is that who more jia lat? Security, client or me huh? I went commando the whole night lor.