Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread] - Page 654

etsys · #**9796** 01-03-2019, 09:32 AM

lawro · #**9797** 01-03-2019, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Friday laughter...

Simple logic joke. Cheers to brothers.

dasnaq · #**9798** 01-03-2019, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Friday laughter...

Nice share bro, thanks

Synanym · #**9799** 01-03-2019, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by etsys

Nice share bro

kari · #**9800** 02-03-2019, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by bigbirdbird

Out for a Night on the Town

Thank you bro for nice joke.
Hope to read more.

AngelNguyen · #**9801** 02-03-2019, 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by bigbirdbird

A teacher puts a photograph of a tomcat on the blackboard, and proceeds to ask the class, if they can tell her how the tail is attached to the cat.

Thks for sharing nice joke, camping here for more.

TanAndy96 · #**9802** 02-03-2019, 03:57 PM

Fantastic jokes here, thanks

Hurricane88 · #**9803** 02-03-2019, 06:09 PM

Weekend laughter...

JohnWark · #**9804** 02-03-2019, 11:57 PM

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Originally Posted by bigbirdbird

Despondent

Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband, Earl. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death.

Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, Mildred took out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart, since it was so badly broken in the first place.

Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart was located.

"On a woman," the doctor answered, "your heart would be just below your left breast."

Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital -- with a gunshot wound to her knee.

Wahahaha sagging breasts!!

etsys · #**9805** 03-03-2019, 06:16 AM

😂😂

thrush99 · #**9806** 03-03-2019, 09:49 AM

Tks for a nice jokes.

Hope to read more jokes.

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Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Weekend laughter...

kingfisherL · #**9807** 03-03-2019, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by etsys

😂😂

Very funny and nice joke.
Hope can read more bro!

owl69 · #**9808** 03-03-2019, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Weekend laughter...

Really simple but nice joke.

Pungsak · #**9809** 03-03-2019, 02:19 PM

Tkx for good jokes.

Wish to read more jokes.

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Originally Posted by etsys

😂😂

Hurricane88 · #**9810** 03-03-2019, 02:25 PM

Today's 'medication' in the series 'Laughter is the best medicine'.
👇👇

There was once a sheep farmer who needed help with the difficult task of castrating some of his inferior male sheep to keep them from breeding with the females.

He hired a French guy who didn't speak English, but was a very good worker.

After the first day, they had successfully castrated 14 sheep and his French worker was just about to throw away the 'parts', but the sheep farmer yelled, "No ! Don't throw those away!

My wife fries them up and we eat them.
They're delicious and we call them 'sheep fries'."

Later that day, the French hired hand came in for supper and indeed, the 'sheep fries' were tasty.

The next day, they castrated 16 sheep, and the following evening they all settled down to another supper of 'sheep fries'.

The third day, however, when the sheep farmer came home, he asked his wife where the French hired hand was.

She said, "You know, it was the weirdest thing !
I told him since there weren't very many 'sheep fries' this evening, we were also going to have French fries.

Then he screamed and ran like hell."