SibueyJialat! - All welcome to share jialat happenings

[SibueyJiaLat]

Good morning all.

Please post your jialat stories to share here.

[Wende11a]

Thank you for the nice thread here.

[FacesBook]

Very funny this story.

Originally Posted by Bestie

Many years back......

Tio AV raided, I'm ok, my friend caught red handed bonding with ML.

We were told to assemble at HC front counter with all the ML and a few patrons including me and my friend.

Than my friend whisper something to me and I laugh out loud.

AV officer shouted at me thinking I try to be funny and demanded me to spell out what my friend whisper to me.

"Sir, my friend say he still stuck with the condom until now, just now rushing to dress up, no chance to take it out?"

Whole lot of us, laugh until peng including the AV officers.

[SibueyJiaLat]

Thank you for all your support.

Please post here all your jialat stories to share.

[Spanner]

Had a perfect day on the last day of CNY.

1) Reach airport at 830am thinking I'm taking Tiger Air 10am flight. Counter staff cannot find my name. Check my email and realised I'm taking Jetstar 7am flight.
2) Reached KL late, while rushing to take taxi, got urge to fart, instead shit in my pants.
3) Late for customer appointment and kena fuck by customer
4) Take taxi to check in hotel, driver lost his way.
5) Check in hotel, staff told me my reservation is on the next day
6) Waited for 3 hours to get a room
7) Boss called and fucked me after customer complained I late for appointment

THE END

[DewNaSing]

Originally Posted by Spanner

Had a perfect day on the last day of CNY.

1) Reach airport at 830am thinking I'm taking Tiger Air 10am flight. Counter staff cannot find my name. Check my email and realised I'm taking Jetstar 7am flight.
2) Reached KL late, while rushing to take taxi, got urge to fart, instead shit in my pants.
3) Late for customer appointment and kena fuck by customer
4) Take taxi to check in hotel, driver lost his way.
5) Check in hotel, staff told me my reservation is on the next day
6) Waited for 3 hours to get a room
7) Boss called and fucked me after customer complained I late for appointment

THE END

DewNaSing... sibuey jialat... hope you found some release fun in KL...

[SibueyJiaLat]

This is really sibueyjialat story...pls post often to share.

Sometimes can never know why our mind just mixed up the dates. Late for customer meeting is taboo.

Originally Posted by Spanner

Had a perfect day on the last day of CNY.

1) Reach airport at 830am thinking I'm taking Tiger Air 10am flight. Counter staff cannot find my name. Check my email and realised I'm taking Jetstar 7am flight.
2) Reached KL late, while rushing to take taxi, got urge to fart, instead shit in my pants.
3) Late for customer appointment and kena fuck by customer
4) Take taxi to check in hotel, driver lost his way.
5) Check in hotel, staff told me my reservation is on the next day
6) Waited for 3 hours to get a room
7) Boss called and fucked me after customer complained I late for appointment

THE END

[mr_missile]

Originally Posted by Spanner

Had a perfect day on the last day of CNY.

1) Reach airport at 830am thinking I'm taking Tiger Air 10am flight. Counter staff cannot find my name. Check my email and realised I'm taking Jetstar 7am flight.
2) Reached KL late, while rushing to take taxi, got urge to fart, instead shit in my pants.
3) Late for customer appointment and kena fuck by customer
4) Take taxi to check in hotel, driver lost his way.
5) Check in hotel, staff told me my reservation is on the next day
6) Waited for 3 hours to get a room
7) Boss called and fucked me after customer complained I late for appointment

THE END

damn sway. really sibeh jialat. but i laugh until peng! up u my humble 13 points. now you are a 10 pointer! cheers bro!

[Spanner]

Thanks guys, member for 10 years but never knew what's the points for. But appreciate Mr Missile for the points. The worst part is shitting in my pants. Have to find toilet, open my luggage in the cubicle and changed my boxers and pants...!!

[SibueyJiaLat]

Originally Posted by Spanner

Thanks guys, member for 10 years but never knew what's the points for. But appreciate Mr Missile for the points. The worst part is shitting in my pants. Have to find toilet, open my luggage in the cubicle and changed my boxers and pants...!!

Please post more jialat stories here to share.

[baronsengir]

finally caught up with the whole thread of jialat stories.
many interesting ones nearly made me spit coffee at my screen.
Just to get the ball to continue rolling share a little piece of mine.

in younger days got a crush pri sch fren went uk to study then came back sg for holidays. she jio me to clubbing at zouk. but i all along is the geek/nerd type look at computer screen more than real peoples' faces.
but in my heart shout hoseh liao! maybe got chance, since she is very friendly and open, we kept our friendship for many years. more over went overseas study sure become more open.

when meet her at zouks she was at a table with her frens already. some angmo and local, a few older guys very handsome. i sian 0.5 abit but still sit down and chat her up and mingle with her frens.

they were drinking beer at first. i got a beer too. i cant hold my liquor at all. few swig of beer enough to make me face red and sleepy. usually cant even finish my mug. then time come they order shots.
i haven't tried any hard liquor before so quite excited to try.
everyone happily cheers to tequila shot. it burns going down but feels good. the salt helps a bit. the older guy teach me to suck the lemon, i ask him why he said to keep us sober. i only had 1 shot but it didn't knock me out immediately dunno why.

my pri sch fren after a few shots start to maboh already. but none of her friends seem to be as "close" to her as me that night.
she suggested leaving, so i company her to take a cab.
just when i tot i'm going in to the cab with her and be gentlemen (hoseh liao!) since she's going home alone. half way during the cab ride, i suddenly felt my guts twist and a burning sensation came. few seconds later i bueh tahan liao want to puke very badly. but i desperately push it down and endure until i reach her place. alas, i couldnt. i puke in the cab motionless sitting up. with my fren sitting along side me with her eyes closed, head lying on my shoulder.
*Viewer discretion is advised*
The puke waterfall went down from my mouth down my neck, chest, soaked my shirt, down my pants and continue spreading sideways. i managed to stop it some more. the taxi uncle smelt it and turned around in horror.
he knew picking up passengers from clubs is a bad idea...sometimes.
so we stopped by the roadside, with me getting off the cab and the taxi uncle came out to assess the damage. miraculously, my puke river was contained on my shirt only. nothing spilled on his cab. but my shirt and pants are ruined. i became more sober after puking. threw away my shirt there and send off the taxi uncle to send my fren home. the whole time she didnt' wake up. i took a cab home myself after that. dowan to be naked and awkward with her in the same cab. PCC at home after all the clean up. damn shes hot but that day was not my day.

recently just met her at a frens wedding in sg. she's happily married to an angmo now. talked about our good old days in sg and this came up. it reminded me of this story so i share here.

TL;DR
I didn't get laid after clubbing with crush. cos i puked. you say jiaklat not jiaklat?!

THE END

[ExBro]

Originally Posted by baronsengir

finally caught up with the whole thread of jialat stories.
many interesting ones nearly made me spit coffee at my screen.
Just to get the ball to continue rolling share a little piece of mine.

in younger days got a crush pri sch fren went uk to study then came back sg for holidays. she jio me to clubbing at zouk. but i all along is the geek/nerd type look at computer screen more than real peoples' faces.
but in my heart shout hoseh liao! maybe got chance, since she is very friendly and open, we kept our friendship for many years. more over went overseas study sure become more open.

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recently just met her at a frens wedding in sg. she's happily married to an angmo now. talked about our good old days in sg and this came up. it reminded me of this story so i share here.

TL;DR
I didn't get laid after clubbing with crush. cos i puked. you say jiaklat not jiaklat?!

THE END

Maybe she got shotgun by taxi uncle and need to get married leh...

U shd be like that Bro who sent the PRC/Twn couple home and offload at her house mah...wasted! J/K

[2538766]

Originally Posted by Spanner

Had a perfect day on the last day of CNY.

1) Reach airport at 830am thinking I'm taking Tiger Air 10am flight. Counter staff cannot find my name. Check my email and realised I'm taking Jetstar 7am flight.
2) Reached KL late, while rushing to take taxi, got urge to fart, instead shit in my pants.
3) Late for customer appointment and kena fuck by customer
4) Take taxi to check in hotel, driver lost his way.
5) Check in hotel, staff told me my reservation is on the next day
6) Waited for 3 hours to get a room
7) Boss called and fucked me after customer complained I late for appointment

THE END

Wapiang, everything went wrong in a day

[Slaveatwork]

Inspired to share mine as well.

Back in my younger days, I was working with a very hot junior. Her face was above average but her body was perfect. She was a dancer so very lean with nice long legs. On top of that, she would sometimes wear outfits which would hint at her shapely and round boobs. All the guys were speculating they were a good C. Just like many of guys in the group, I was attracted to her but didn't think too much of it as my relationship with her was more of a colleague basis.

One day we all went clubbing to celebrate my promotion. Now I was obviously quite popular that night as I was buying and paying for all the drinks, as is the custom within our group. Hard liquor, champagne, we were just drinking it like water. Not surprisingly, everyone got quite drunk.

There was also a group of Koreans besides us. One of the girls saw how much fun we were having and wanted to join us. Before I knew it, we started making out and kissing in front of everybody. Not caring about anything else due to our drunken state. This did not go down well with the Koreans and they started being aggro towards us and pulling the girl back to their table. Seeing what happened, my hot junior dragged me to the bar away from the crowd to avoid further confrontation.

When we were there, she said "did you actually find that girl chio?". I said "no where as chio as you. But since I don't have chance with you, I have no other choice". What she said next surprised me. "who says you got no chance?" Maybe it was the liquid courage or the fact that I felt so confident after the Korean girl, but I just decided to go for it and gave her a light kiss to gauge her reaction. She just smiled and dragged me out the club.

Without telling anyone else, we got into a cab and left to go to my place. We started kissing furiously in the cab. At one point, she even unbuckled my pants and started stroking me. I was kissing her neck and her moans were such a turn on. I stay by myself so I thought steady liao, finally can see those lovely boobs.

When we got back to my place, I realized 'fuck!!! I left my keys in the office!!' Going back to the office and coming back to my place would take another 45 mins. Plus at this late hour, my place not a lot of taxis. At this point, my junior told me she was very sleepy. I asked her to sleep at my place but she said didn't wanna wait for me to get my keys. No choice, I put her in the cab and went back to the office to pick up the keys myself.

Going back to office the following week, she acted like nothing happened and I didn't have any further chances with her. sibei sad!

[99099]

Sibei sad and sibei jialat. Wasted opportunity. Alcohol does influence plenty of fight.

Originally Posted by Slaveatwork

Inspired to share mine as well.

Back in my younger days, I was working with a very hot junior. Her face was above average but her body was perfect. She was a dancer so very lean with nice long legs. On top of that, she would sometimes wear outfits which would hint at her shapely and round boobs. All the guys were speculating they were a good C. Just like many of guys in the group, I was attracted to her but didn't think too much of it as my relationship with her was more of a colleague basis.

One day we all went clubbing to celebrate my promotion. Now I was obviously quite popular that night as I was buying and paying for all the drinks, as is the custom within our group. Hard liquor, champagne, we were just drinking it like water. Not surprisingly, everyone got quite drunk.

There was also a group of Koreans besides us. One of the girls saw how much fun we were having and wanted to join us. Before I knew it, we started making out and kissing in front of everybody. Not caring about anything else due to our drunken state. This did not go down well with the Koreans and they started being aggro towards us and pulling the girl back to their table. Seeing what happened, my hot junior dragged me to the bar away from the crowd to avoid further confrontation.

When we were there, she said "did you actually find that girl chio?". I said "no where as chio as you. But since I don't have chance with you, I have no other choice". What she said next surprised me. "who says you got no chance?" Maybe it was the liquid courage or the fact that I felt so confident after the Korean girl, but I just decided to go for it and gave her a light kiss to gauge her reaction. She just smiled and dragged me out the club.

Without telling anyone else, we got into a cab and left to go to my place. We started kissing furiously in the cab. At one point, she even unbuckled my pants and started stroking me. I was kissing her neck and her moans were such a turn on. I stay by myself so I thought steady liao, finally can see those lovely boobs.

When we got back to my place, I realized 'fuck!!! I left my keys in the office!!' Going back to the office and coming back to my place would take another 45 mins. Plus at this late hour, my place not a lot of taxis. At this point, my junior told me she was very sleepy. I asked her to sleep at my place but she said didn't wanna wait for me to get my keys. No choice, I put her in the cab and went back to the office to pick up the keys myself.

Going back to office the following week, she acted like nothing happened and I didn't have any further chances with her. sibei sad!