Attention all ladies, i am 34 this year and Horny

[durianhead]

Originally Posted by aceaceguy

I know lah, you zap me for what?

We tcss buddy leh

Hahahahaha, don't sabo me hor, mummy coming soon?

[aceaceguy]

Originally Posted by durianhead

Hahahahaha, don't sabo me hor, mummy coming soon?

What do u think? Please know of your own position! Is it right for u to question the whereabouts of your mummy?

Save your explanation for mummy later

[durianhead]

Originally Posted by aceaceguy

What do u think? Please know of your own position! Is it right for u to question the whereabouts of your mummy?

Save your explanation for mummy later

Sabo again!

[huhu123]

Originally Posted by aceaceguy

Lol, this is real good.

Economic and sexy at the same time? Remember to use some tape to do some cutting and flaunt your figure

ya like halloween party

[PowerTAN_P_W]

subidowa : Sir, you called me?
Boss : Yeah,go to the rest room and masturbate.
subidowa : (After few mins) ,done sir
Boss : Do it again.
subidowa : Done again, sir.
Boss : Do it once more
subidowa : Now i cant do it anymore, sir
Boss : Very good,here are my car keys, drop my daughter at home now

Rgds,
Ah Wee

[WOOHOO]

Originally Posted by aceaceguy

What do u think? Please know of your own position! Is it right for u to question the whereabouts of your mummy?

Save your explanation for mummy later

Mummy reaching home soon

[aceaceguy]

Originally Posted by WOOHOO

Mummy reaching home soon

She had a hard day entertaining those Japanese clients.

Don't make her angry later k

[durianhead]

Originally Posted by WOOHOO

Mummy reaching home soon

Mummy eating durian lar

[aceaceguy]

Originally Posted by durianhead

Mummy eating durian lar

Eating durian with Japanese lor

[durianhead]

Mummy come back Liao, quick go make up

[Iluminati]

Originally Posted by WOOHOO

Mummy reaching home soon

Wah so chun! Mummy lai liau!

[durianhead]

Originally Posted by aceaceguy

Eating durian with Japanese lor

Why wif jap?

[aceaceguy]

Originally Posted by durianhead

Why wif jap?

Japanese requested for her accompany lor.

Say she shout "Ya Ma Tei" very arousing

[sane]

Originally Posted by aceaceguy

Japanese requested for her accompany lor.

Say she shout "Ya Ma Tei" very arousing D

I m grinning away when I see the word "ya ma tei" and tot which of the four flowers u all referring to,

mind wandering about them being groped and chase around in KTV, v teh shouting " ya ma tei, ya ma tei", but slowly scroll up, 越看越不对!!!

till i see the mummy u refer to is ....................

[PowerTAN_P_W]

One day two very loving parents got into a huge fight, the man called the woman a "bitch" and the woman called the man a "bastard".

Their son Jt1990tj walked in and said "What does bitch and bastard mean?" and the parents replied "ladies and gentlemen".

The next day the parents decided to have sex, the woman said "feel my tits" and the man said "feel my dick".

Jt1990tj walked in and asked "What does tits and dick mean?" and the parents replied "hats and coats".

On Thanksgiving day the dad was shaving and he cut himself, "Shit" he said, Jt1990tj came in and asked "What does that mean?" and the man said it was the brand of the shaving cream he was using.

Downstairs the mom was preparing the turkey, and she cut herself, "Fuck" she said. Once again Jt1990tj asked "What does that mean?" the mom said that is what she calls stuffing the turkey.

Then the door bell rang. Jt1990tj answered the door to his smiling relatives and said "Alright you bitches and bastards, put your dicks and tits in the closet, my dad is upstairs wiping the shit off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen fucking the turkey!"

Rgds,
Ah Wee