Where oh where does the partner in crime goes?

[DCS17]

A message calling for a massage
A massage that can be done in my garage
Strength is needed while hardness is required
So when are you ready?

[herafeen79]

Originally Posted by bigbrudder

Looks like time has come to an end
再见 and 多多保重 my friend
Although I only know you a little
I feel part of me has died a little

Hope a partner in crime you have found
A higher plain ... for that's where you are bound
For me, comfort is found in my shallow self
Hopefully with a chio bu wearing nothing else

Jiayou wor!

[herafeen79]

Originally Posted by DCS17

A message calling for a massage
A massage that can be done in my garage
Strength is needed while hardness is required
So when are you ready?

Sorry to sound so crude,
I don't mean to be rude.
But the thought of lying in a garage,
Is not my idea of a massage.

The oil and tyre marks,
With occasional light sparks.
May be exciting for some,
But it's not my type of fun.

Strength with hardness is relative,
Perhaps what I need is a sedative.
A nice soft bed sounds good,
To rest my weary bones if I could.

[bigbrudder]

Originally Posted by herafeen79

Jiayou wor!

Jia simi you ... hai! Jia you to the joints.

I thought you grow feathers ready to fly.

[herafeen79]

Originally Posted by bigbrudder

Jia simi you ... hai! Jia you to the joints.

I thought you grow feathers ready to fly.

Osteoarthritis? Hehehe...

Feathers? They just tickle my nose instead.

[herafeen79]

Although curiosity is known to kill the cat,
But Hera is fearless and not at all scared.
She ponders over the numerous threads,
Fuck buddies, sugar babes and and all that.

A thought just came across her mind,
Perhaps some mischief she shall try.
A partner in crime to add some spice,
Hopefully ending in something nice.

But alas, Hera is rather reserved you see,
That's why there's no thread titled FWB.
She wonders if she were to put one up,
What's the end result gonna be like?

[demonhunter]

If Hera puts up a sexual thread
Others will find it such a threat
Although DH will be mad
After this post DH tio attack

Such a thread will look bad
Later in life you'll regret
I didnt know i can write like that
A lot of people say i'm not bad

[bigbrudder]

Originally Posted by herafeen79

Osteoarthritis? Hehehe...

Feathers? They just tickle my nose instead.

Osteo .. sfjjiyxocin ... too chim.

Getting there already, the aching body after light exercise is no joke.

[bigbrudder]

Originally Posted by herafeen79

Although curiosity is known to kill the cat,
But Hera is fearless and not at all scared.
She ponders over the numerous threads,
Fuck buddies, sugar babes and and all that.

A thought just came across her mind,
Perhaps some mischief she shall try.
A partner in crime to add some spice,
Hopefully ending in something nice.

But alas, Hera is rather reserved you see,
That's why there's no thread titled FWB.
She wonders if she were to put one up,
What's the end result gonna be like?

Tiagong hor ... a cat has nine lives
I think you will be alright
You only live once in your life
If you don't try ...
In later part of your life you may cry

The trick is to get the partner right
Then plan how to "sapu" a bridge in the night
The planning and choosing will be slow and tedious
Have to put in care and thought for something mischievous

If Hera put up such a thread
The application queue will stretch
From Jurong port to Changi
Everyone will wait for a favourable reply with glee

Somehow, things may not work out like that
Hera may not see the point in that
Poor old, poor old me
Will still be queuing with my trusty 收音机 (radio)

[bigbrudder]

Originally Posted by demonhunter

[SIZE="3I didnt know i can write like that
A lot of people say i'm not bad [/SIZE]

This is indeed not bad
You should write more like that
There is ample hidden talent
A fertile ground for thoughts and not barren

[demonhunter]

I am still feeling stressed
A lady made me feel harassed
She's a chilli padi with petite ass
With C cup tits i call breasts

These are breasts i like best
One of these days i will press
She wants to give SBF a rest
But she will melt with my caress

Her good friends nick maybe guess
I think she has long black hair
She condemn me and said i dont fuck care
But my answer to her is I dont dare

[fu3rzas]

Originally Posted by demonhunter

I am still feeling stressed
A lady made me feel harassed
She's a chilli padi with petite ass
With C cup tits i call breasts

These are breasts i like best
One of these days i will press
She wants to give SBF a rest
But she will melt with my caress

Her good friends nick maybe guess
I think she has long black hair
She condemn me and said i dont fuck care
But my answer to her is I dont dare

This is no time for ease and comfort
It is time to dare and endure

[hugs]

~Laugh die mi!~

Originally Posted by demonhunter

If Hera puts up a sexual thread
Others will find it such a threat
Although DH will be mad
After this post DH tio attack

Such a thread will look bad
Later in life you'll regret
I didnt know i can write like that
A lot of people say i'm not bad

[hugs]

I can't say it better than that. Straight from the horse's mouth

Originally Posted by fu3rzas

This is no time for ease and comfort
It is time to dare and endure

[red_squirrel]

you mean like this??

不求同年同月同日生，但求同年同月同日死？

The true spirit of partner in crime.



Bonnie Elizabeth Parker (October 1, 1910 – May 23, 1934) and Clyde Chestnut Barrow (March 24, 1909 – May 23, 1934) were American outlaws and robbers from the Dallas area who traveled the central United States with their gang during the Great Depression.