Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

[bigbirdbird]

[otamay]

Originally Posted by bigbirdbird

Hahaha....wish him the best of luck.

[Tai_zi21]

Originally Posted by bigbirdbird

Thanks for this 2 jokes for this Monday blues

[SCBTalker]

Originally Posted by otamay

Hahaha....wish him the best of luck.

Hahahaa this is so true!!

[Sandaliser]

Very nice jokes!

[Truthful]

Originally Posted by bigbirdbird

good one! damn funny.

[bigyellowbird]

Originally Posted by bigbirdbird

This post made my day. Tks.

[shanghaiguy]

Thanks to the contributors for jokes.

[suzhou]

Originally Posted by Tai_zi21

Thanks for this 2 jokes for this Monday blues

Also helps with Tuesday slow.

[Troch]

Very nice thread, thanks.

[iniboss]

Originally Posted by bigbirdbird

Chase away my Tuesday blues, thx.

[MichaelRickshaw]

Originally Posted by bigyellowbird

This post made my day. Tks.

Made mine too.

[UpUpAway]

Originally Posted by bigbirdbird

Nice share bro!

[bigbirdbird]

His Pregnant Girlfriend





Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?



Doctor : Let me tell you a story: "There was once a Hunter who always carried a gun wherever he went. One day he took out his Umbrella instead of his Gun and went out. A Lion suddenly jumped in front of him. In order to scare the Lion, the Hunter used the Umbrella like a Gun, and shot the Lion, then it died!


Guy : Nonsense! Someone else must have shot the Lion.


Doctor : Good! You understood the story.


Next patient, please……

[bigbirdbird]

New Clerk





A general store owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties.

One day a young man enters the store, glances at the clerk and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter. Noticing the length of her skirt (or general lack thereof) and the location of the raisin bread, he has a brilliant idea.

"I'd like some raisin bread please," the man says politely.



The female clerk nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread, which is located on the very top shelf. The young man standing almost directly beneath her is provided with an excellent view, just as he surmised he would. Once she descends the ladder he muses that he really should get two loaves, as he is having company for dinner.

As the clerk retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the other male customers notices what was going on.



Thinking quickly, he requests his own loaf of raisin bread so he can continue to enjoy the view. With each trip up the ladder the young lady seems to catch the eye of another male customer.

Pretty soon, each male customer is asking for raisin bread, just to see the clerk climb up and down. After many trips she is tired, irritated and thinking that she is really going to have to try the bread herself.

Finally, once again atop the ladder, she stops and fumes, glaring at the men standing below. She notices an elderly man standing amongst the crowd staring up at her. Thinking to save herself a trip, she yells at the elderly man, "Is yours raisin too?"

"No," croaks the old man, "but it's a quiverin".