Pattaya

[ahtecklim]

I wrote this for a friend and he has my permission to post it on a few other boards.





I havent BFed from agogos for a long time ; usually using the ST avenues like Soi6 , Soi Honey to ease my discomfort! Prices also discouraged me and I rather be drunk than risk paying over the odds for a starfish.

However this trip I had a lot of fun in the gogos and Ill rethink my strategy on my next trip! I think its all settling down now with regards to the Coyote situation. We just have to accept the higher priced and not develop an attitude about it.

I notice that a little help needs to be get the girls going. A ice queen can be broken down by something as simple as a smile; Something to ignite the spark!

Below are some of the thought I had during the Songkran and post Songkran period. I went in during different days and different times so maybe I was at the right time at the right place or wrong time and the wrong place!


Destiny one of the surprises for the trip. Used to be in contention for the worse gogo ever in Pattaya , mamasan says its been taken over by an Australian. Not Bacara but surely Walking St standard!

Office fun factor still there but didnt spot many lookers.

Champaign love the porn cartoons but they added some jap cartoon porn. Packed when I was there so maybe thats why they didnt pay much attention to me.

Showgirls only one opened on 19th April and it was rocking! Great girls great fun.

Lady Love , Kaos , Bachelor left no impression on me so cant be much good!

Tims Gogo of the trip for me and most prob saved me from a few days of flu! They had a nice touch on the 18th and 19th night where they gave out dry towels and I wrapped myself so the aircon couldnt get to my wet torso! Girls standard dropped a little but still enough for a few candidates stand out. DJ played Ronnie James Dios Holy Diver and not the South Park version so he made my night!

Alcatraz another place with unsmiling girls but needs someone to ignite the spark! We sat with a stunner facing us and all it took for me to get her to sit with my friend was a smile! By the end of 4 hours , we all had girls . with a little help from another friend .. the ladydrink! :/

Heavean Above for some reason I always avoid the place , maybe its the sofa seats , maybe its the stairs. My friends had fun and so did I to a certain extend. I tried an experiment and it worked too well! What the magic word to repel girls who hassle you for LDs? KHUN THAI!

Sensation Great lookers here more the curvy type. No 40kg beanpoles here. But the music was so loud even my drink was bouncing!

Crazy House a bit bias here as the moment I entered a 19yo jump on me and said I lub u. My jealous friends could only look on. This was where my Cheap Charlie persona got beaten up by Vegas Lim! I was finally ready to pay Walking Street prices! Then she uttered the deal breaker words! Papa! I guess she could have been my daughter (I have been to Thailand more than 20 years!) but I dont want to hear the words!

Will be back to see my daughter for some incest action!

Mistook Super Baby for Super girl and it was terrible. Three dancers , not one a candidate for BF even on my deathbed! To be fair , it was nearly closing time. One beer some smiles and out I go.

Spanky as usual fun girls but the foam aircon tubes are getting boring. Stunner didnt return my spark ignitor so I settled for someone who chose me instead and piled her with a few LDs just to piss the stunner off!

Finally made it to Super Girl and I though it didnt live up to all the hype! I actually didnt notice much difference except for the Jap manager standing just behind the stage.

Living Dolls great looking girls but not much on the fun play inside the bar.

The Sea Used to love this bar for a bunch of drunk fun loving girls. This trip , they just bunched up in the corner with their bottles and we didnt even waited for them to dance.

Peppermint why change the old format when it was working so well. I dont like the like mini stage , much prefer the old central stage and the glass room where we stick wet bills on the outer side for the girls to get. Still many lookers here with a mix of dancers and coyotes.

Happy this place never drops its standard does it! Same same lookers mostly with a few 40kgs in the dancers. Hostress looks good n their red dresses.

All in all I thought the girls looked great this trip! I remember a time just before the coyote invasion when some of the gogos were getting soi dogs to dance for them! If the coyotes hike up the prices all round but increase the standards like they did nowadays , I will increase my holiday budget for a few gogo BFs in my next few trips!

[Hurricane88]

Originally Posted by ahtecklim

KNN la this is about Pattaya mongering la; not weather ho bo in other places!

Moderator , can I start a weather thread so we can report weather there?

dun need to be upset lah...once a while post weather nia...

[Soi6]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

dun need to be upset lah...once a while post weather nia...

He upset cos them lost Memphis Depay.

[Hurricane88]

Originally Posted by Soi6

He upset cos them lost Memphis Depay.

aiyo...one player no guarantee to bring success...

[Soi6]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

aiyo...one player no guarantee to bring success...

You see..they may sell Bolamati and get Falcao. Amusing isnt it?

I better shut up now if not TS get angry again..

[ahtecklim]

Originally Posted by Soi6

You see..they may sell Bolamati and get Falcao. Amusing isnt it?

I better shut up now if not TS get angry again..

knn first talk weather then talk football next talk simi? Talk charbo agogo beer bar la!

One more mention of the above and I will come personally to find you!

[ahtecklim]

The song of Songkran 2015!

[jimfairy]

Originally Posted by ahtecklim

knn first talk weather then talk football next talk simi? Talk charbo agogo beer bar la!

One more mention of the above and I will come personally to find you!

Inside Changi airport also bery cooling Leh.. come in sit sit also shoik...

[ahtecklim]

Originally Posted by jimfairy

Inside Changi airport also bery cooling Leh.. come in sit sit also shoik...

must luuunnnnn......... next time I go I suan you!

[ahtecklim]

A source on Walking Street told me Yenjit is trading 25.00bahts for 1SGD today.

[drawing]

Hi bros,

I've booked flights to BKK end of the month, never been to Pattaya before so I am thinking of going there.

May I ask know difficult/long is it to travel from BKK airport?
I heard that the place is more fun & wild than bkk for mongering, is this true?

Thanks in advance!

[SEAJ]

Originally Posted by OngKianLoon

Brudder drawing do a search as much info have been shared on how to get to/fro Pattaya hehe.

Pattaya is fun just be careful of crook stealth agents like SEAJ hehe.

Please bring your quarrels back to the battle zone thread.

SEAJ

[sratchuback]

Originally Posted by ahtecklim

must luuunnnnn......... next time I go I suan you!

Lun wat? Haha! Come la! Like me every month visit Changi Airport! Sure very sian la!

[leaseoflife]

Originally Posted by drawing

Hi bros,

I've booked flights to BKK end of the month, never been to Pattaya before so I am thinking of going there.

May I ask know difficult/long is it to travel from BKK airport?
I heard that the place is more fun & wild than bkk for mongering, is this true?

Thanks in advance!

Pattaya is a 24 hr sex filled destination. It is an adult Disney land and whether you have fun depends on what you want to do.

getting to patts fr the airport is pretty easy. If you are heading to swampy..take either the bus (bell travel)or you can pre book a transport (Mr T). Either way. .they will send you to the hotel that you stay in (for bell..they have a list of hotels which they will transfer you to.) Google for these 2.

For on the ground advice. ..head to Soi 6 using a baht bus (10bht) and go to Goodfellas Bar. Look for the big guy boss there.

[Evansboiboi]

Gonna go pattaya in Nov. Wanna do some read up and info gathering 1st cause 1st time heading there. Any good hotels to intro when bring back gals the hotel staff wont bother one? And how to make my way to Pattaya from BKK airport? Or anyone i can direct my queries to haha!