Schoolboy true adventure in the ''place of liar''

[BonVivant]

At last, I've finished 49 pages of interesting, funny and sexplicit posts in this thread. Kudos to ts, bro Ang, bro Gr888 and the rest contributing to the success.

Bro Ang, do not be surprise that the newspapers are watching your creativity. And also bro Gr888 for your sense of humour and command of language.

Maybe they are head hunting you to be a writer or a reporter. So that you don't have to face your schoolmate admin boss which had deprived you of your Japan trip. Or maybe even send your to the land of the rising sun to do some reports. Or even tarma you with bro Gr888 to write a book called
"50 shades of JordAng".

No intentions of making fun of you or bro Gr888. I have enjoyed reading this thread and definitely camping here for more. This is praiseworthy!

[adonis]

Hi ang076. Thanks for the FR. I think Malaysian Mayhem doesn't wanna service u again. Better not force the issue. She might give bad service the next time u meet her.

[ang076]

Thanks for your comments, bro adonis.

You liked to read my sexventures yet being critical of my actions as a strange guy just to affect the gals psychologically. Acting as weak , simple mindness, and submissively effeminate, gals may feel uneasy about serving me ,yet they succumbed to desire to earn money.

If the gals dont want to pop GQ, they can simply massage for 20 mins, then engage in simple chat with me as if they chat with a child till time is up, never mind they dont earn money from me, they can earn from other men. Their earning power match that of elite civil servants who headed the Ministries.
If gals wanted to pop GQ, they dont take advantage of my simple-mindness, and charge high price for FJ.

Gals dont suffer during session with me, only their mind thinking of moral issue, but they , in the end, recommended FJ , and asked for standard price.

They cajoed me into accepting FJ and charge $100 to $120.

If I booked Malaysian Mayhem, she would see me and dominated me as a superior being despite her uneasiness.

If she dont want to see me, she can ask receptionist to blacklist me. So that I cannot come to that joint.

Will see how Mayhem treat me if I booked her in Nov or Dec.

[Tho66]

Decided to make a visit another place of liar during d Friday holiday period which this place claimed to be a beauty spa & I made a booking for Malaysian Mayhem. I then made my way there & found that this place is very quiet. I made d payment & being escorted to d assigned room. Quickly I took a bath before Malaysian Mayhem steps into d room. She offered me a hot drink & I drank it before our massage session starts. I was wearing d short being provided & when I lied onto d bed she helps me to remove it as she said it will obstruct her work process. We then tcss with each other quite well & strangely she began the massage with my lower body portion first before proceeding to my upper body.

After finishing my back portion of my body I then turn around. She then immediately stopped me to turn around! I was very confused & she immediately explained that she hasn't finished yet. So I lied down again with my back facing upwards & wondering what she'll do next. I then saw her climbing onto the bed as there's a huge side mirror beside d massage bed. She then began to use her finger tips to tickle both my back & little bro balls. Super shiok feeling men!!!! . Her tickling process really took a while & making my little bro quite horny & crying out for release!!!!

She then asked me what kind of additional service I want. Of course I replied her "Full" but she told me that her "auntie" just over & may have some "residual" left she then asked me I scared or not. I replied her "No, let's do it". She then smiled & start to remove her uniform & exposing her black lacy bra & panty. She then climbed onto the bed & began to BBBJ my little bro. Wow!!! Her BBBJ is super shiok men as she really suck my little bro like no tomorrow plus giving out a lot of sucking sound effect "Pop, Pop, Pop,....". At the same time I also caress her boob & finger her pussy & making her quite horny as she BBBJ my little bro even more furiously. After a while when it is her turn to lied down onto d bed, I started to caress & suck both her boobs which I can see that she enjoyed it. I then proceed southwards & wanted to paint her pussy but she stopped me as she scared that her pussy may let out some "auntie" residual & dirty my mouth. I then start to enter my little bro into her pussy which I found that it is already wet & gave me d shiok feeling. I started my pumping slow to ensure she is accustomed to my little bro long & huge size. After a while knowing that she is already accustomed to my little bro size I then increased my pumping speed & she began to moan louder & louder plus calling out loud "Arguhhh, Arguhhh, Arguhhh.....!!!!!!....Shiok lah....Shiok lah...!!!!" She then hold onto my body tighter & tighter & I know that she is going to climax soon. With this signal I then increase my pumping speed much faster until giving out loud "Piak, Piak, Piak,...." sound. After a long while of fast speed pumping my little bro can no longer tahan any longer & starts to release his little soldiers but she still continue to move her body movement to continue pumping my didi! Then I can feel that her pussy began to release a flow of warm juice. She has climaxed!!!!

After this session both of us are really tired out & we tcss.
She said: "Your little bro is very long & huge & can really enter fully into my pussy which make me feel very shiok during FJ"
I replied: " Real or not?"
She relied "Yes! Other gal never tell you meh?"
I replied: "Other gal told me before but I not sure whether it is true or not"
She replied: "Of course true lah! I long time never had such shiok FJ already!"

We then tcss further on other matters & I found out that her number of customer is quite few as it is only about 1 or 2 per day. I wondering why as I always thought that she is an Ang Pai in this place as Bro GR888 rated her in quite a good ranking for his Premier League of 24 MLs in d area of GFE. After our bath & cleaned up, I then paid her & we also exchanged our hp number before we departed our ways.

Stated below is my FR on Malaysian Mayhem.

Origin: Up North
Look: 7/10. Has d pleasant look.
Body: 7/10. Slim & tall. She also has some tattoos at her back portion.
Boob Size: A. Not for boob lover.
Massage: 7.5/10. She really put strength in this department as it helps to loosen up some of my aching.
BBBJ: 8/10
Frenching: Nil. Only some kissing on d lips.
Painting: Nil. Her "auntie" just over & may have some residual left as according to her.
GFE: 8.5/10
FJ: 7.5/10. Didn't dare to try other position as scared that there may have leakages & dirty d place or mattress.
RTF: Depends.
Damage: $65 + $100

I'm still waiting & hope that Bro GR888 can share with me on his Premier League of 24 MLs so as I can also enjoy them during my time in Sillypore.

Bros out there, please help to upz my pts if you like my honest FR. Thanks in advance.

[ang076]

Bro bonvivant,

Thanks for your compliments.


Of cos, I am aware that newspaper and AV are watching this thread.
I am also waiting for erotic book company to pay me to go to spas and write stories about cheonging experiences. (names of joints and gals will be replaced with funny names)

[GR888]

Finally managed to squeeze some time to post FR on my Dongbei Damsel. OK, I’m gonna post a shorter FR. Many bros have commented that my FRs too lengthy liao. Given their age, they cannot sustain a hard-on for so long. By the time they finish reading my FRs, they buay tahan, must PCC before asking me for contact. Bwahahaha!... Sorry about that … so I will try to be as concise and succinct as possible henceforth.

Anyway, I met Dongbei Damsel last Saturday afternoon. She had the letters “CFM” written all over her slutty face the moment I saw her. She’s a young pretty chick with seductive eyes, long wavy hair a la KTV girl pattern and fair complexion. She walked towards me once she came in, thrusting her chest forward and proudly flashing her three-quarter ball that was spilling out of her tight sleeveless short dress… then straightaway removed the towel that was wrapped around my waist, patted my backside and asked me in her sultry voice to lie prone on bed. I noticed from the reflection off the room mirror that she was looking… and smiling… at my family jewels as I got into position.

This CFM slut was friendly and chatty but she didn’t even bother to make a pretence at giving a massage… she did press press me all over but I somehow sensed that she was just trying to build up the mood for the main course…. plenty of sexual innuendos and cheeky metaphors used in our conversation … conveyed via her sexy voice. True to my guess, she worked in the KTV line previously.

When she sensed that I was sufficiently “warmed up”, Dongbei Damsel moved in for the kill liao… her fingers started roaming lightly all over my back and butt, occasionally brushing my balls… then she got her fingernails to work, tracing my body… I looked up and saw from the mirror reflection that she was taking pleasure in seeing me enjoy her soft sensual touches on me.

After I turned over, Dongbei Damsel’s teasing got more intense and she was particularly attentive to my lower abdomen and groin area. The sensual tickling of her fingernails was driving me nuts and it was blardy hell damn obvious on my face. Dongei Damsel then leaned over towards me, rested her chin on my chest, her neh nehs pressed against me… looking smug and smirky at what she had done to me… she then asked me naughtily what I would like to do next.

Not for the first time, I was incapable of summoning a decent verbal response… It was just one of those instances when words just left me and I was unable to mobilise the grey matter in my big head not matter how hard I persevered… so I just hugged and frenched her. I gathered she understood that to be a signal for FJ because she reached for my erect li’l bro and started stroking away slowly.

Knowing myself, I was not going to concede the initiative and let her dictate the pace of the sexxion. I sat up, started licking her chest and exposed three quarter ball before I scooped out her B cup titties and started sucking her nipples. One of her shoulder straps had fallen off… my hand pulled down the other strap and watch her dress drop down to her waist…. My hands and mouth then proceeded to go on autoroam mode along the length and across the breadth of her exposed body.

Dongbei Damsel started moaning when my hands reached below, pulled her panties one side and started rubbing her clitty… then she made half hearted attempts to stop me… “宝贝… 别这样!... 我怕我失控!... 啊啊啊!... 别停!... 好爽!... 啊啊啊!...好爽!” (Darling… Please don’t do this.. I’m afraid I might lose control… Ahhhh… Don’t stop!... Very shiok!... Ahhhh!... Very shiok!) I was still sucking her perky nipples when she slipped her dress off and reached for the condom. I held her hand back, frenched her again and eased her head towards my dickie. She took the cue, gave me a sly look and said “你真是个坏男人!” (you are such a perverted fella). Then she bent over and started licking away at my didi and balls.

Seeing how this Cheena slut was slurping and lollipopping away at my hard-on, I turned her around in 69 position and started playing her pussy… slowly inserted my finger into her love hole until I could feel traces of moisture… spread her love juice around her cheebye as her pussy got wetter. Dongbei Damsel capped me after she sucked me shiok shiok… and started riding me in cowgirl…. her titties jiggling and bouncing as she leaned forward and gripped my shoulders for support the moment she started pumping away.

Her perky and pointy nipples see bey delicious… immediately reached up and started tweaking and pinching them… wah! Nice, rubbery yet slowly hardening liao… “啊啊啊!... 你实在很坏蛋!... 快玩我的奶头!... 好舒服!... 好爽啊!...啊啊啊” (Ahhh… You are very naughty!... Quick, play with my nipples!... Very nice!... Very shiok!... Ahhhh!). The combination of nipple play and pussy pounding seemed to have triggered another round of juices coming out of her pussy sia. Dongebei Damsel then pulled me up, letting me slowly devour her erect brown nipples as the farking continued in sitting position. Frenched her some more before we moved into missionary.

Don’t know why I was so blardy horny that day… especially after seeing Dongbei Damsel lying on her back, spreading her legs damn invitingly and licking her lips seductively… KNN, if can tahan, I’m not GR888 liao. Slowly worked my hot rod into her mei mei… and greeted with more moans from her, which got louder when my hands cupped her breasts and my fingers started rubbing her firm brown raisins again.

Dongbei Damsel was wriggling, dunno whether in pleasure or in pain (hahaha!)… then she arched her back, threw up her hands and moaned… “宝贝!... 再吃我奶头!... 我要爽!...快!” (Darling!... Suck my nipples again!... I want to feel shiok!... Quick!)… slowed down my probing, brought my head (big one) down to her titties to comply lor… Lick until tongue also cramped liao. Hugged and frenched her as I increased the banging beat… shot into her wet pussy after less than ten more pumps. Damn! Didn’t get to bang her in doggie… what a waste!

Dongbei Damsel jerked and gripped me as I discharged my load… then she lay there motionless as I sat up to catch my breath. She reached out for my hand as I sat by the bed side… KNN, asked me to pleasure her some more… For a moment I thought I heard wrongly sia. OK lor, see the slut so gian… I happily obliged. Started rubbing her clitty again, before slowly venturing my fingers to other parts of her wet pussy… my other hand feeling her boobies and pinching her nipples. Exceeded time again… cleaned up and quickly farked off after that.

Here’s the executive summary of Dongbei Damsel…

Origin: 东北妹 from Liaoning

Age: In her mid to late twenties by my estimate

Looks: 7.5/10… Typical sultry KTV girl look… long lustrous hair in big curls, slutty eyes, seductive smile and smooth facial complexion… see bey chio! Sure take second look if I see her along Orchard Road!

Body: 7.25/10… Average height and build… cuts a proportionate and sexy figure… nice ass and smooth skin….a wee bit of tummy which I noticed when she was bathing, otherwise not obvious.

Boobs: 7.0/10… Natural B cupper… not for boob lovers, but very soft and nice to play with… awesome perky and pointy nipples… sensitive and yummy to suck, lick and pinch… likes to have them touched and fondled too.

Massage: 2.0/10… epic fail sia!

BBBJ: 7.0/10… Definitely above average though not the best I had… slurping my balls sensually before proceeding to lick and blow away ay my erection… likes to make eye contact as as she BBBJ, before moving into 69 for me to play with her pussy… real slut sia!

FJ: 7.5/10… Very accommodating and obliging… banged her in cowgirl, sitting and missionary… plenty of moans, shrieks and eye contact… cannot control liao, if not sure bang her in doggie before unloading one.

GFE: 7.5/10… Seemed so eager to get me naked and touch me the moment she came in… very focussed on the teasing…. Not only that, farked already still open up her legs and asked me to finger and fondle her. Really not something I had expected deh… readily made her body available for my pleasure during our sexxion… really liked her slutty look when she “begged” me to suck and play with her nipples… Steam sia!

Chit-chatted with the friendly recep girls at the counter on my way out… then saw two young cheongsters arrive just as I was preparing my exit. KNN, two of them scrutinize me like I’m an ML. Think they must have mistaken me for an FT because of my accent. (KNN, limpeh genuine Son of Singapore OK?… served NS with distinction, pay my hefty income tax on time every year, regularly donate to charity and contribute big time to our economy one hor! ) Since they didn’t make a booking, the recep duly assigned the MLs. But when I heard the callsigns, I almost burst out laughing… wah piang, confirm tio dua by the recep!… kena MLs who look worse than Halloween characters sia! The two still gong gong say OK! Hahaha! Very important lesson here… Never ever rely on the recep for recommendations… Their job is to push girls to you according to a rotation system. They don’t give a farking cheebye shit whether cheongsters have a shiok time or not.

So it’s 2 down, 8 more to go. For your heads up, ML number 3 is a sexy and young minah chick from another joint. I have actually seen her before on my last visit to that joint… I am usually not into minah girls… but given her pretty looks and hot body, not to mention her juicy neh nehs, I will make an exception and induct her into my fark list. No harm having some gula melaka (brown sugar or palm sugar) in my diet, heehee! From her looks, I’m sure many bros would want to bang her. I have gathered from my sources that she hasn’t been in this line very long… I do not recall seeing any FRs on her. Looks like bros who know her are guarding her very closely, no sharing of this gem eh? Too bad, she is on GR888’s radar liao … I’m gonna bang her next, then share (selectively) on the forum.

[GR888]

Wah piangz! Many bros asking me for the contact for ML number 3, the chio and sexy minah chick! Err... guys, let me go QC her service standard first can? Skali she's good to look at but give lousy service how?

I don't mind volunteering for the dirty work of testing her out first.... it's the least I can do for my "band of bruddahs" mah... I make the sacrifice, you enjoy the fruits mah!

Originally Posted by BonVivant

At last, I've finished 49 pages of interesting, funny and sexplicit posts in this thread. Kudos to ts, bro Ang, bro Gr888 and the rest contributing to the success.

Bro Ang, do not be surprise that the newspapers are watching your creativity. And also bro Gr888 for your sense of humour and command of language.

Maybe they are head hunting you to be a writer or a reporter. So that you don't have to face your schoolmate admin boss which had deprived you of your Japan trip. Or maybe even send your to the land of the rising sun to do some reports. Or even tarma you with bro Gr888 to write a book called
"50 shades of JordAng".

No intentions of making fun of you or bro Gr888. I have enjoyed reading this thread and definitely camping here for more. This is praiseworthy!

Sorry I missed your earlier post bro BonVivant... Thanks for your encouraging words.... but I really doubt I will take up any offer to be a writer or a reporter lah... I would have become one years ago if I wanted to. Still prefer my present job.... besides the good pay, I have this awesome fringe benefit of having an SYT secretary leh.

[rara26]

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Sorry I missed your earlier post bro BonVivant... Thanks for your encouraging words.... but I really doubt I will take up any offer to be a writer or a reporter lah... I would have become one years ago if I wanted to. Still prefer my present job.... besides the good pay, I have this awesome fringe benefit of having an SYT secretary leh. [/QUOTE]

GR888 Pls dun talk thru your ass. You act like you own this forum. What with your sarcastic comments and telling others what they should do or cannot do. You are just an obnoxious pompous twat who have a false sense of self importance. Maybe even bordering on megalomania. Be humble a bit. Learn from the likes of bro Ang076 or other senior bros. You take yourself too seriously bro. Really unbearable how you act like you are the forum police. Makes my eyes roll everytime you try to put some bros down and also your feeble attempts at self glorification. Thank goodness there's only 1 of you here.

[teddybearforhug]

Wah bro is the place still on? Can PM me the location, sian of Juagen alr. Please Thanks so much!

[alvi23]

Originally Posted by rara26

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GR888 Pls dun talk thru your ass. You act like you own this forum. What with your sarcastic comments and telling others what they should do or cannot do. You are just an obnoxious pompous twat who have a false sense of self importance. Maybe even bordering on megalomania. Be humble a bit. Learn from the likes of bro Ang076 or other senior bros. You take yourself too seriously bro. Really unbearable how you act like you are the forum police. Makes my eyes roll everytime you try to put some bros down and also your feeble attempts at self glorification. Thank goodness there's only 1 of you here.

rara26, if u think GR888 is talking thru his ass then I am quite certain your brain grow on your ass rather than your head. You mention his sarcastic comments, then how about you yourself? Your remarks not sarcastic? If GR888 is not humble, do you think he can gain more than a thousand point in less than a year??? Dont try to teach your grandfather how to "F"
But your last sentence make some sense here, he is a rare samster (maybe only 1 around) we dont see much samster clocking more than a thousand points in less than a year. But SBF ve lots of negative cockster like you!

[bigangry]

couple of weeks ago had sinki slut's pussy. went with my friend after dinner, he asked for a minah and i got sinki slut. wont write too much as her performance is well documented here. she may not feature high on bro gr888 list of fuck but she is quite high on my personal list. we fuck for almost an hr and cummed just before the phone rang. she is completely sagged out and my knees are jelly.

[GR888]

Finally found some time to undertake my minah mission.... Had a good time with my Minah Mystique just now! Wah! This is one real gem! Young and chio minah chick with C cups and sexy bod wor!... can cum just by seeing her naked!... see bey steam! Now I know why many bros like brown sugar!

Now that I'm done banging her, going to bang out FR asap! Contacts to be sent out shortly to my "band of bruddahs" first... I apologise unreservedly for any delay caused hor. Still a lot of unreplied messages in my inbox... now I need to rush back to office to humour my boss. Sianz!

Originally Posted by alvi23

rara26, if u think GR888 is talking thru his ass then I am quite certain your brain grow on your ass rather than your head. You mention his sarcastic comments, then how about you yourself? Your remarks not sarcastic? If GR888 is not humble, do you think he can gain more than a thousand point in less than a year??? Dont try to teach your grandfather how to "F"
But your last sentence make some sense here, he is a rare samster (maybe only 1 around) we dont see much samster clocking more than a thousand points in less than a year. But SBF ve lots of negative cockster like you!

Haha! Many thanks for your kind words bro alvi23... I really dunno whether to laugh at this bugger rara26 or take pity on him. He tulan with me because he can't get any contacts from me.

Not that I never give him any chance... I see him just joined recently, plus got so few posts... so I gave him a chance by asking him to share his findings and contacts to prove his samster credentials mah. For all we know, he could also be someone else's clone. But he buay song.... So started ranting like some sexually repressed and mentally unstable cockster lor. Unfortunately for us, there are too many of such weirdo wankers around.

[aayk_74]

Whenever I log into this thread, there is always this fear of points getting docked if the wrong remarks are made.

Its like SGX whereby the stock movement is so volatile and points just fluctuate like the stock market....up down up down (how nice if its a slow sensual HJ) .......woooo

Think its better to focus and share positive vibes about the "lairs" than anything else.

.....think its ok as nowadays not to concern over the points. Just enjoy the FR's and the sharing of "lairs"........

[HC88]

Hi Bro GR888,

Kiasu a bit...

Already mail u request shortly after your preview.

As expected
Your mail to be BAH BAH...
after movie release.

Now waiting for your movie and
ticket for me to go into tis movie

[ang076]

My thread was largely interesting due to bro GR888 and other bros FRs.

Thanks for your efforts.

I admitted I have been leveraging on other bros who have high $$$$$$ to visit more joints and post FRs here.