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[ExBro]

Originally Posted by LoveBoobies

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We were in the lift with some neighbours, all of a sudden, i needed to bang pui. So I let out a silencer. Hee hee, i thought no one knows. Suddenly the ba wu came out and it was damn fxxxxing smelly.

The silliest question posed to me at that time by my 3x was:

"was it done by you?"

Of cos i denied la. Was thinking to myself later i sure fuck her for asking that. But worse thing was she asked another stupid question.l:

"you sure that was not done by you? The smell is exactly the same as yours."

I was thinking wtf. I deny again n cont4olled my laughter cos i cant tahan any more. The thought of everyone smelling my smelly pui was very funny.

So the 2 questions posed to me by my ex jia lat or not. If that is not jia lat enough, she asked me in front of everyone. Confirm jia lat right.

Next time act like my frens dog, look behind you (provided you not standing right at the back) left & right & left & right with the look on your face as if to say

"now who is the knnbccb who PP",

But in your heart u r laughing, cos u know it's u lah!

[SibueyJiaLat]

Originally Posted by ExBro

Next time act like my frens dog, look behind you (provided you not standing right at the back) left & right & left & right with the look on your face as if to say

"now who is the knnbccb who PP",

But in your heart u r laughing, cos u know it's u lah!

Thank you for sharing jialat story.

[SibueyJiaLat]

Good Sunday morning.

Please post all your jialat stories to share here.

[HoChiMinh]

TS, thank you for the 48 pages of great laughter. Please keep up the great effort.

[kuasimi]

This wish list had been repeated for past 50 years with nothing done about it. Singapore politically still stuck at 1965. Sad truth. Dont rely on PAP to fulfill the wish list below because it will curtail their own powers and give more powers to the average citizen.


GE 2015: A former NMP's wish list for Singapore


Dr. Kanwaljit Soin


Yahoo Newsroom

22 September 2015

https://sg.news.yahoo.com/ge-2015--a...083339326.html




The sun sets over the Singapore skyline on September 17, 2012. A Singapore court on Wednesday charged a senior anti-corruption official with siphoning off more than a million dollars of government money to fund his casino gambling habit

Dr. Kanwaljit Soin is an orthopaedic surgeon and a former Nominated Member of Parliament. This article was first published on Inconvenient Questions. The views expressed here are her own.

A great deal has been conjectured and written about the results and significance of the recent General Election (GE) in Singapore. Whatever the expert views may be, the one fact that Singaporeans will have to live with for the next four to five years is the near total dominance of the PAP philosophy and resulting action in formulating the policies that will affect the lives of Singaporeans in the near future and in the medium term.

From the past performance of the PAP, especially in the last few years, the outlook is optimistic. It is hoped that with the overwhelming mandate that this election has given to the ruling party, the party does not get carried away with the power that it has been endowed with, but uses it for the good of all citizens as embodied in the promise by PM Lee Hsien Loong that he and his team will continue to emphasise inclusiveness, openness and citizen involvement.

We believe in that promise but if we are prudent and wise and want to ensure that the promise becomes a living reality, then we the citizens of Singapore must push for some major changes so that we face the future with sustained hope, happiness and security.

It is our duty as Singaporeans to vocalise the institutional changes that we need and want so that uncertainty regarding governance and accountability is minimised. It also behooves the PAP, which has won the elections so resoundingly, to partner with the citizenry to bring about the necessary changes for accountability, transparency and representative governance. Singaporeans cannot continue on the premise of just having trust in the government; this trust must be accompanied by structural and institutional changes which will weather the test of time and uncertainty in our social, economic and political future.

My wish list is as follows:

◦ Freedom of information - thought leaders from academia and civil society as well as the general populace can only contribute to a meaningful input to policy if they have updated data on economic and social issues. Often the data that is provided is not segregated with respect to ethnicity, class, age and gender and other relevant subclassifications. Of course, blanket freedom of information is not the quest but with certain exceptions like the assets of the Government Investment Corporation (GIC) and certain defence matters that may compromise our security, there should be free availability of data without it being presented in broad classifications that make meaningful analysis very difficult.

◦ Freedom of the press - the restrictive regulatory laws and environment are not conducive to the development of diverse print and broadcast media in Singapore. There is practical monopoly by SPH and Mediacorp in both areas. Some concern has been expressed that freedom of the press can lead to hate speech and articles that may cause interethnic and religious conflict but this fear is overblown, as there is enough legislation to control such breaches. Otherwise free market policies should prevail in general in this era of globalisation and electronic media if we do not want to artificially build a local media cocoon for our citizens.

◦ Formation of an independent election commission to promote and safeguard representative democracy. In the independent model, the election commission is independent of the executive and manages its own budget. In the executive model, the election commission is directed by a cabinet minister as part of the executive branch of government. Singapore has the executive model under the Prime Minister’s office.

◦ Loosening the nexus between the PAP and the People’s Association (PA). The PA is a statutory board that was formed in 1960 mainly to counteract the communist threat. In its last annual report (2013/2014), it was stated that it received more than half a billion dollars as a government grant. With so much of taxpayers' money at stake, is it not time to assess the necessity, impact and efficiency of this behemoth? Its reach is omnipresent, involved as it is in everything from the interaction between citizens and residents, sports associations, lifestyle and welfare activities, educational courses, to national events. It is a big banyan tree that stunts the full development of many of the roles of civil society. Because of the way it is structured - with the Prime Minister at its head and cabinet ministers and other PAP MPs in its committees - it is perceived (rightly or wrongly) to be used by the ruling party to disadvantage opposition politics. It is more than timely now to look at this mammoth organisation to assess its necessity in nation building in a global city like Singapore.

◦ Role of Members of Parliament (MPs) - Scrutinising and debating proposed legislation is one of the main duties of an MP. MPs also have to look into their constituents’ needs and try to help them. To foist all town council duties, especially on an independent MP of a single member constituency, would detract from his or her main role as an MP. Before this added role was given to MPs, each constituency was well looked after by various organisations, such as HDB, URA, LTA etc. How has the change in the duties of an MP made the lives of Singaporeans better?

◦ My last item on the wish list is for Singaporeans to think of how we can strengthen our various institutions and create new independent ones where necessary so that irrespective of the colour of our ruling political party or parties, we become a model of stability, cohesion and progress for a global city state.

[SibueyJiaLat]

Originally Posted by HoChiMinh

TS, thank you for the 48 pages of great laughter. Please keep up the great effort.

Thank you for your support.

Please post your jialat stories here to share.

[WhiskyCum]

Originally Posted by ExBro

Next time act like my frens dog, look behind you (provided you not standing right at the back) left & right & left & right with the look on your face as if to say

"now who is the knnbccb who PP",

But in your heart u r laughing, cos u know it's u lah!

Your fren's dog so smart ah?

[ExBro]

Originally Posted by WhiskyCum

Your fren's dog so smart ah?

Or so stupid that it doesn't know where the sound or smell coming from. LOL!

But most ppl will think it's smart right? So Bro, feel free to use this trick lah! Before we register the trademark and IP rights... Hahahah!

[SibueyJiaLat]

Originally Posted by ExBro

Or so stupid that it doesn't know where the sound or smell coming from. LOL!

But most ppl will think it's smart right? So Bro, feel free to use this trick lah! Before we register the trademark and IP rights... Hahahah!

Thank you for your humility and jialat story.

Please post more of your jialat stories here.

[Vladivostok]

TS, thank you for starting this thread.

[SibueyJiaLat]

Good Wednesday morning.

Please post all your jialat stories to share here.

[VietnamMan]

TS, thank you for this lovely thread.

[blockabelle1193]

Originally Posted by ExBro

Or so stupid that it doesn't know where the sound or smell coming from. LOL!

But most ppl will think it's smart right? So Bro, feel free to use this trick lah! Before we register the trademark and IP rights... Hahahah!

Wahahaa got trademark some more

[iRawyer]

United drew 3-3 at home, sibeh jialat

[kuasimi]

Former River Valley High principal admits affair with school vendor

http://news.asiaone.com/news/singapo...-school-vendor





SINGAPORE - The former principal of River Valley High has admitted to lying to a civil servant about his extramarital affair with a school vendor.

According to local media reports, Koh Yong Chiah, 61, began an affair with 55-year-old Loke Wai Lin in 2001, when the pair developed a mutual attraction during an overseas community service project. They had sex for the first time during the trip to Lijiang, China.

The pair also bought two white gold rings as a sign to pledge their love for each other, reported Lianhe Wanbao. At that time, Koh was the principal of Chinese High School.Koh was investigated by the Ministry of Education (MOE) in 2005 for his alleged involvement with Loke but he denied the affair.

He was the principal of Jurong Junior College during that time.After Koh denied the affair to MOE official Ms Chia Ban Tin, she then submitted a report to the ministry to state that there was no misconduct on his part, according to The Straits Times.

Loke was a director and stakeholder of Education Architects 21, according to media reports. Her company provided education-related services to the college.

Over a period of seven years until 2012, Koh approved a total of 87 contracts worth $3.2 million to Loke, reported Channel NewsAsia. He was the principal of River Valley High from 2009 to 2012.A second charge of corruption against Koh will also be taken into consideration.

In 2012, Koh was suspected of being involved in corrupt dealings with Loke.The maximum punishment for Koh's offence is six months' jail and a $1,000 fine.Koh's second charge of corruption will also be taken into consideration during sentencing, according to The Straits Times.

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