How I managed to bang my GF's family and friends

[zl1983]

Hope all is well for u TS.

[Jtarc]

Originally Posted by mrpudding

Hi everyone! Sorry for disappearing! I've been gone for some time due to a mountain climbing accident I was involved in

But now that my arms have pretty much healed up, I'll be getting back to updating the thread hope y'all will continue reading!

Speedy recovery....looking forward to your updates

[Alexxander]

Get well soon.

And did the gf's family went to climb mountain with you too?

[Fat Fatt]

At first saw some update in this thread but alas it’s like myself, some others giving well wishes and also asking for updates.

Get well soon. Hope to see updates and more updates. The story had left us hanging for some time

[dman19]

awaiting more updates TS!

[TeamWaver]

Very nice story, support!!

[guitar]

Nice, camping for more

[SteveNicol4]

Very well written TS, hoping for more update

[relic88]

Havent seen a well written story in a long time. Pitching tent

[BenZQ]

Good story bro

[sianguy2006]

so in the end what happened to you and your mum in law? saw that there were no more updates after she 'referred' you to her friend

[leocloud13]

Normally I don't even come to this part of the forum but somehow your post caught my attention. Love the story bro, eagerly waiting for updates! Hope you will get well soon and tell us more about mummy and her friend (incoming FFM ?)

[lobangkingz]

nice story, please share more. support your thread TS.

[mrpudding]

Hi everyone, I am back! thanks for the concern from y'all! For those who have been asking, I went on a mountain climbing trip because my dumbass thought I could conquer the Himalayas with ease. Turns out, a bad slip and trip was all it took for me to fracture and dislocate my arms.

Anyway, I'm back to update the next part, thank you all for your support!

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The 3 seconds of silence was an ordeal. Rita stared at me with a look of disbelief on her face. Alright, brain. Now will be a very, very good time to tell her that it was all a joke.

"I-" as soon as I opened my mouth, Rita gave my right shoulder a slap.

A really, really hard slap.

"Oh my god I can't believe you just said that! Aren't you a 'charming' one!" Rita mocked, bursting into uncontrollable laughter right after.

Ouch, now I am a little insulted. But at least she didn't slap me across the cheek and kick me outta the house.

"Haha... now you know why all the ladies fall for me..." the lackluster reply I gave was drowned out by Rita's laughter.

"Okay, now you have to tell me how your cheesy ass even managed to get a girlfriend in the first place!"

At that very moment, I knew she'll be making fun of me every chance she gets in the future. Looking on the bright side, at least I've made myself a pretty cool friend. Even though I didn't get the chance to 'go further' with her today, I can't say that today's developments were a bad thing.

Rita and I eventually became pretty close over the course of two months, getting to the point where we can joke about almost anything. To be honest, I was glad my future mother in law forced me to meet her. As for why- I'll go into details when the time comes. But know that my misadventures with Rita are so epic I think I could start a new thread about them.

(Sorry about the lack of sexy time this time round, but please remember that these are based on the events of my life and I would like to stay true to the sequence of events. If it's any comfort, there will be more about Rita in the future)


Anyway, another uneventful week went by and I was back to my usual routine. It was as if nothing had happened between my future mother in law and me. To be honest, it was because of Rita's advice. She told me to play it cool so as to ease the tension in the air, and it's been working really well so far.

Then came a relatively interesting weekday night.

If my memory serves me well, it was a Thursday and I was on my way home. The MRT was packed like a can of sardine, and I was standing below the sweat-stained armpit of a really tall man. While I was contemplating my existence, my hand phone started vibrating non-stop.

Given the intensity of the vibration, there could only be two possibilities.

1) Someone's trying to call me (duh)

2) A certain worst best friend is texting me incessantly

As soon as I was given some breathing room, I escaped from beneath the armpits of doom and leaned against one of the train doors. Sure enough, Ah Tan was sending me messages faster than I could reply. The gist of it was that Ah Tan had just received his bonus from his workplace and he was damn excited. You see, Ah Tan was working a 9 to 7 shitty job with an even shittier pay. Recently, due to a change in management, there was a vast improvement in Ah Tan's working conditions.

And the best part of it all- he was given two months' worth of bonus. Naturally, I was happy for him. However, like all people with poor financial management skills, Ah Tan has decided to treat the other three (Me, Royce and Jeremy) to a holiday trip.

While we are really good friends, having him pay for the trip would be ridiculous no matter what.

Just as I was about to turn down his offer, Jeremy replied to Ah Tan's messages in the group chat...

[peregrene]

Thanks for the update TS! Glad that you are ok after that slip.