Created for the two of you.

[Snacky]

Originally Posted by etct88

dear readers,

just read my signature.

LOL it's good to remind all samsters here how all people see him on this board, including boss Sam ...

... of course all that fucktard can say is we are running to Boss's legs since he cannot deny he is pissing off everybody HAHA!


LMAO

[osamabinladin]

Originally Posted by Snacky

LOL it's good to remind all samsters here how all people see him on this board, including boss Sam ...

... of course all that fucktard can say is we are running to Boss's legs since he cannot deny he is pissing off everybody HAHA!


LMAO

Here is seaj peeing. Ugly retard right?

[SEAJ]

Originally Posted by 88088

As Singapore turns 50 today, I wish to contribute something to piss the SISSY SEAJ OFF AGAIN!

Above is SISSY SEAJ's rate oh her.
My turn to rate. Face 0/5. Even she offer me FOC.
Body 0/5, first glance like she got body of a katoey.

Weird…. The warped thought process of crooked cockroaches.

Why would I get pissed off when I originally posted up the FR and pictures?

Post at 26-4-2011 16:27

** Chang Ping C.I.M. - YEAH!! Swallow Even!!**
Name: Sorry I’ve actually forgotten her name.
My bad, as many times as I’ve had her!
Let’s just call her a Hung
Link: NOPE – no link, she was a BBS gal when I 1st met her – last time, a Mayflower KTV gal
Face: 3/5
Body: 3/5
Overall attraction: 4/5 - she has nice skin, is quite tall and has a nice sunny disposition whilst possessing of a GFE type personality
Estimated age of the girl: 20
Skill: 4/5
Cost: At that time, SWL BBS’s were only charging 200 ST/500 ON – but nowadays, it’s up to 250/600, and just a few months ago, most CP KTV gals were at 2-5-8 - but that pricing is unfortunately, quite rapidly becoming history
Service: 5/5 as far as I was concerned – but a friend rated her 0/5!
Overall score: 4/5
Retry index: 4.5/5 had done her quite a few times!

PREAMBLE:Inspired by how JacktheBat could turn any experience - no matter when it happened - into an amusing and informative thread, PLUS being encouraged by some who saw her pictures in the Idle Chat thread – I am herewith asking for you guys’es open mind when reading this report about A Hung, who I last had at least a few months back.
Besides which - what's hapening here with so much fewer reports these days?

Detailed account of the experience: I was first introduced to A Hung by Xueh-Er (Michelle) – one of the worst, most incapable/incompetent - but friendliest mommies in CP Swan lake area. Michelle never knows how to control her gals, pisses most of us by being totally un-thinking when dealing with us – but is actually a friendly and quite a nice person. In other words, somebody totally unsuited to becoming a good mommie!

Anyway, as per her usual PITA (Pain-In-The-Arse) ways, I saw that she had multiple times been trying to get a hold of me as soon as I turned my China Phone back on when crossing the border (Mistake – I should never have given her my phone number!!) - too eager for me to try out her new gal A Hung when she was still all fresh!! And would you believe it, Michelle was sitting at the lobby with A Hung when I walked into the hotel lobby, even before I checked in!!

OK – SOLD as soon as I saw A Hung as she IS quite a presentable lassy who somehow or another, I just immediately clicked with – even though her Cantonese was bad and my Putonghua even worse! I don’t know how it is with you guys – but there ARE gals I just naturally click with even if I cannot properly communicate with her; and this has happened to me all over the world when I just cain’t manage the local lingo.

The first session with A Hung wasn’t particularly memorable/special – just the usual Shower, Lick, BBBJ, Screw, Arrrgh!! type session. No, at least not until after we’d finished and she had NOT just jumped off the bed; instead, she lingered in bed with me and we were somehow or another having some pretty good GF/BF type of conversation whilst just snuggling. Nice…very nice – and had even then extended to my taking her for dinner before I had to go and meet up with some of my buddies at PP Disco KTV (YUP – its THAT long ago when the re-opened PP was still open!).

A couple days later, I decided to ask her to come out to PP to have dim sum with my friends and right away she was there feeding me, pouring tea, holding my hands under the table and just acting as if she’s my old and comfortable Girl friend. Nice…very nice….So of course dessert was back at my room with lots of snuggling, snoggling and messing about before the main event! And the Main EVENT?? WEllll…. It was….RED!!!! Yuck! Yowich!! She had just started her period…and it was a mess from the word GO…and had to be abandoned PRONTO!

She was all apologetic, all embarrassed and since we both were filthy, we rushed off to the bathroom to get cleaned up –which was when she backed her apologies with ACTION!! She got down on her knees and started blowing me in the shower stall and urging me on to CIM! Whoa Dere Filly! If you is gonna let me CIM, I is gonna truly enjoy it!! So extending the water BBBJ for as long as I could, I stopped her before actually splurting and instead toweled up and got in bed for her to continue her ministrations!

And so it came to pass that I had me a great old time and a great big shuddering orgasm as I came in her mouth…and she actually swallowed!! Now, you guys used to other nationality gals will probably say – what’s the big deal in THAT? Well…..let me tell you, very very few PRC gals would actually swallow!

So anyway, after that session, a friend wanted a full blow by blow account of what all had transpired – and of course I couldn’t help it but give him a blow by blow account of her fabulous Blow job and everything else. And BINGO – a phone call to Michelle and he booked her for 7:00 that same evening! Him all eager and us agreeing to meet after his session for dinner.

Well…at approx 7:15 I get this frantic phone call from my friend, shouting “She won’t blow me!! She won’t blow me!! (YUP – his exact FIRST words to me on the phone). WTF??!! Somehow or another a Hung had totally refused to blow my friend and he was going crazy with me on the Phone. WTF???!! So – friend – what do you want me to do?? Why are you calling me??!

“Tell her to blow me, TELL her to blow me!!” Abso-farking-lutely Incredible!! Can YOU believe THIS??!!
Good God – how some guys go all crazy!! And so I just told him to handle her himself and hung up!
But then 15 minutes later, I had the same guy phoning me from downstairs telling me to come down saying “I’ve got her on recording – you hear it yourself! You HEAR IT YOURSELF!!” The guy’s gone completely nuts and when I went downstairs, he pulled out his video camera and made me listen to what all they were talking about!! KERRRRRIIIST!! The guy I guess was secretly taping her!! OHMIGAWD!! As if I could do anything about it! As if ANYTHING could be done about it!! As if I CARED!! LOL!!

Anyway, I guess its different strokes for different folks and YMMV – and vary a Heckuva LOT!!

OK – sorry guy – if I made you read all the way down here…only for you to find that this is ain’t a report per se – just some more SEAJ rambling!! Sorry!!! So Solly!!

But just to make up for it a bit – please find the following Pix of A Hung – the rest of the pixs, you’re gonna have to go to posts #1261 and 1298 in the
@**IDLE CHAT, Q+A, PIXS, RANTS ETC. - WELCOME ALL NEWBIES/MEMBERS**@
Thread as I don’t want you guys to think I’m just karma whoring by posting up such pictures twice.

HIIIIII….YOOOOO….SIL….VAH!!!

SEAJ

Username - Time - Credits - Reason
DaBestHK 26-4-2011 16:37 Karma +6 like JtB, where's your cucumber Joe?
TonyToro 26-4-2011 16:49 Karma +5 +5 for report. -1 for yr foot!
TonyToro 26-4-2011 16:49 Acceptance -1 +5 for report. -1 for yr foot!
ruggers15 26-4-2011 17:25 Karma +3 I really need to get up to CP more often
ruggers15 26-4-2011 17:25 Acceptance +3 I really need to get up to CP more often
Xplayer 26-4-2011 19:04 Acceptance +1 Hahaha. Glad you had fun
JustSeven 26-4-2011 21:46 Acceptance +1 Favorable
MKK 26-4-2011 22:53 Karma +1
MKK 26-4-2011 22:53 Acceptance +1
doghead 27-4-2011 18:54 Karma +2 u didnt tel bud bbbj is bonus, not a giv
sirtiger 28-4-2011 01:38 Karma +1 Excellent
sirtiger 28-4-2011 01:38 Acceptance +1 Excellent
SkinnyForum 28-4-2011 03:33 Karma +5 Excellent
locus58 28-4-2011 11:45 Acceptance +1 Haha. U really crack me up!
twiceAweek 30-4-2011 00:18 Karma +6 Thanks for sharing and the pics !
captaincaveman 30-4-2011 05:03 Karma +1 great stuff seaj
captaincaveman 30-4-2011 05:03 Acceptance +1 great stuff seaj
JackTheBat 1-5-2011 11:24 Karma +3 “She won’t blow me!!" ROTFLMAO!

[SEAJ]

Just one case and the kind of PM’s I do respond to.

Best to not EVER meet up with strangers via SBF!

And whilst I do understand you sometimes wanting to be discreet, best that you do ask your questions/request more information publicly and not via PM. These crooks are sooooo very skillful at manipulating any Samster to actually meet them via PM! Watch out!

i understand the inflating of bills and things and they getting kickbacks out of it
but i was wondering if there are more serious things, like they bringing you to a dark alley and robbing you, or the girl that you bonked took naked pics of you and tries to blackmail you through social media etc. ?
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I don't think they have anything on me , so far I didn't receive any blackmail or emails etc.
What kind of scams or blackmail do they do Sia ?
I'm damn scare
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Huh ? I don't get what you mean ? What happened to me was I went to bkk to meet this Thai chick that I met in sg , turns out she's a WL , she met me a couple of times in bkk but never during 8pm-1am , which was obvious. So I was really bored and starting messaging people on sbf and I started meeting people from sbf over the next few days , each day meeting a different person . however I felt they all knew each other and I got really paranoid that they somehow were with in on the trap with the girl I was meeting , so I thought this might be the so called kc trap and I quickly left for Singapore , had like 3 more days worth on hotel reservations but I felt unsafe so I booked a last min ticket and went back to sg. Did I do a correct thing or was I just paranoid ?

My latest response:

Cannot make any judgment/have any opinions based on what you're telling me - but since you're already safely back in Singapore, why worry? Just report to the Police if anything does happen.

Wouldn't be surprised if indeed you did meet up with crooks because they ARE rife on SBF and especially on the Thai threads. These crooks are always eager to hook up, befriend and scam unsuspecting Samsters.

And no, IMHO you did the correct thing - always best to err on the side of caution, especially when you are in unfamiliar surroundings. Once these crooks get to you, they will squeeze as much out of you as possible using a variety of tactics including extortion, blackmail and even just having their accomplices to physically rob you.

SEAJ

Be very careful when doing research on SBF for an overseas mongering trip.
Be very cautious, stay safe and do enjoy yourself!

SEAJ

[SEAsiaJoe]

Originally Posted by 88088

As Singapore turns 50 today, I wish to contribute something to piss the SISSY SEAJ OFF AGAIN!

Well done 88088!

HAPPY SG50 to all Singapore bros!



Let us show our united front against underage girl pimps like SEAJ. Until now he is still ashame to admit he is Indonesian Chinese. Really buay kan. Indonesia should revoke his citizenship.

LOL
SEAsiaJoe

[etct88]

Originally Posted by 88088

As Singapore turns 50 today, I wish to contribute something to piss the SISSY SEAJ OFF AGAIN!

My turn to rate. Face 0/5. Even she offer me FOC. :eek
Body 0/5, first glance like she got body of a katoey.

It has gone nuts!.... !!!!!!

Day off from HK RSPCA....

click and read

signature post

[SEAJ]

Originally Posted by 88088

Yeah to show the rest that how bad is your taste.?
....:

Hoookkkkaaayyy!!

Since you fancy yourself as being the only arbritrer of WG's looks, how about you favoring us with pictures of the THB 6,000/ST girls you and vbkk try to promote as great deals?! Let us all see for ourselves what "quality" girls you're trying to fool us with?

Or are you just gonna steal some more pictures from the web - something which you ARE very accomplished at doing!

Continuing to LMFAO!
SEAJ

[SEAsiaJoe]

but i was wondering if there are more serious things, like they bringing you to a dark alley and robbing you, or the girl that you bonked took naked pics of you and tries to blackmail you through social media etc.?

This scam is SEAJ the underage girl pimp's forte. He will film his customers in action to blackmail them.

BE WARNED!
SEAsiaJoe

[SEAJ]

Originally Posted by SEAsiaJoe

Until now he is still ashame to admit he is Indonesian Chinese. Really buay kan. Indonesia should revoke his citizenship.

Hey dummy - what is there to admit or not admit, be ashamed or not be ashamed of whatever it is you're presuming I am.
I'm not American? Or from India? Or how about ISIS?
LMFAO

And hey, I thought you and Tony Cheong (who I'm pretty sure is also you!) can't even got back to Singapore?
You also know how to steal pictures from the web huh?!

You crooked cockroaches really do have warped thought process!

LMFAO
SEAJ

[SEAJ]

Originally Posted by SEAsiaJoe

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but i was wondering if there are more serious things, like they bringing you to a dark alley and robbing you, or the girl that you bonked took naked pics of you and tries to blackmail you through social media etc.?
xxxxxxxxx
This scam is SEAJ the underage girl pimp's forte. He will film his customers in action to blackmail them.
BE WARNED!
SEAsiaJoe

You crooked cockroaches really do have warped thought process!

For the full post from which this cockroach stole the above from, please go to:
https://www.sammyboyforum.co.nz/show...&postcount=227

And WoooHooo!!
GREAT that you're highlighting what crook stealth agents do regularly practice!
GREAT that you've made more are aware..... and will stay away from you crooked cockroaches!

You dummies just continuing to flail impotently whilst the rest of us are laughing our arses off!

SEAJ

[SEAJ]

DEAR READERS:

On full display…. crook stealth agents, IMH certifiable loonies and other SBF cockroaches!!

To find out more about these vermin and how to avoid them scamming (and even blackmailing/robbing) you, please go to:

HIDDEN DANGERS!
Detect/avoid scammer stealth agents/crooks when Cheonging overseas.

https://www.sammyboyforum.co.nz/show...508851&page=16

Enjoy your mongering trip, stay away from these crooks and most important - STAY SAFE!

SEAJ


.

[ooluois]

Wah lau boss SEAJ, how come i did not know your taste in girls so poor? I can't imagine screwing her even after 2 years prison. Boss i really disappoint on you!

[SEAJ]

Originally Posted by 88088

So yeah you pissed off!

Pissed?
Really?
Especially when you then post for everybody to see:

Since when I said 6K฿ for ST? Link that post here like usually I did!
First you said 6K฿ price is ridiculous. But upon reading namelo's price guide which I linked it to you. You altered the 6K฿ to 6K฿/ST.

Which just DOUBLY CONFIRMS THAT YOU ARE A PIMP!!
LMFAO!

residing in HK for years, . can't find any decent girl to be your gf .... your hairy dick pic, ..... personal hygiene and appareance.... thus only FUGLY girls stick to you,.. an el cheapo, that's make....why you got no gf/flings.

And this has WHAT to do with the now firmly established fact that you are a pimp?
And one moment you say I got fuglies sticking to me and the next moment I got no gf/flings...... Make up your mind will ya!!!

LOVE IT!!
How easy it is to command anytime I want you crooks and loonies to jump!
LMFAO
SEAJ

[SEAsiaJoe]

Originally Posted by 88088

This shows you never had any relationship before.

This is the only relationship SEAJ the underage girl pimp has for the past 60+ years. He can even bring his 'partner' along into his grave when his time comes in 201X!



LOL
SEAsiaJoe

[Snacky]

Originally Posted by SEAsiaJoe

Until now he is still ashame to admit he is Indonesian Chinese.

Seeing how he likes ridiculing himself everyday, i doubt he knows the word ashame LOL

On the other hand its better for him to live in fantasy and imaginary world, cause if he realises he is such a burden for everyone including his family and friends, he would better jump off from a building.

LMAO