will you promise your girlfriend that you will marry her just to fuck her?

[Kyser Soze]

Originally Posted by Midnightiger

After the night, I was thinking of avoiding her but I just couldn't do it. Finally, I decided to forget about going for Girl A and dated Girl B, eventually marrying her.

I have no regrets marrying her.

Many things in life are sometimes unpredictable.

[Big Sexy]

ms..你是第一天出来混呀，这么弱智的话你也讲..，我看你柠檬头，老鼠眼，鹰勾鼻，八字眉，招风耳，大 翻嘴，兔子牙，灯芯脖子，高低膊，长短手，鸡胸，狗肚，饭桶腰，我要是你，我早就自尽了!你快点回火星吧， 地球是很危险地

Originally Posted by Microsoft

My turn 2day 2 say dis..."哈哈哈哈哈！你见到啦？条友讲嘢长篇大论，九唔搭八，依依哦哦。就成日好似有一只乌蝇嬲埋嚟 ，Eh……哦。对唔住，唔系一只，系一扎乌蝇喺你耳仔边，Eh……哦……一路飞入你嘅脑里头。救命呀！救命 呀！"

[Microsoft]

Originally Posted by Big Sexy

ms..地球是很危险地

Dis 1 oso not bad.

"剪头发不应该看别人怎么剪就发神经跟流行，要配合啊！你看你的发型，完全不配合你的脸型脸型又不配合身型 ，身型又和发型完全不搭，而且极度不配合啊！！欢哥！你究竟要怎么样啊？你完全没问题，是你爸妈有问题，把 你生成这个样子!"

Change the "欢哥" 2 whoever u 1 2 chak. SCOOT!!!!

[Rof|maoxz]

Originally Posted by Microsoft

Dis 1 oso not bad.

"剪头发不应该看别人怎么剪就发神经跟流行，要配合啊！你看你的发型，完全不配合你的脸型脸型又不配合身型 ，身型又和发型完全不搭，而且极度不配合啊！！欢哥！你究竟要怎么样啊？你完全没问题，是你爸妈有问题，把 你生成这个样子!"

Change the "欢哥" 2 whoever u 1 2 chak. SCOOT!!!!

You today bery free hor.... wanna go rub rub?

[Castrol]

Originally Posted by Big Sexy

铛铛铛铛铛铛
On--ly you--！能伴我取西经；
On--ly you--！能杀妖和除魔；
Only you 能保护我，叫螃蟹和蚌精无法"TIAP"我；

你本领最大，就是Only you--！

hey this is the song that law kar ying sang in stephen chow's monkey god movie hahaha... classic!

[Microsoft]

Originally Posted by Rof|maoxz

You today bery free hor.... wanna go rub rub?

Who told u i 2day bery free? U c me post mean i blf stuck 2 my chair. U din c me post mean i bery free scoot leow.... BS is rite when he say i aw tom ba lay 1.

[_AXL_]

Originally Posted by valiantmontague

Anyway, I've heard stories of what AXL conveyed but I think it's very rare isn't it?

not as rare as u think actually... due to the favourable exchange rate and the relative lower standard of living in m'sia, these women need to look for the rich to be entrap, the stupid would do just fine... i even heard that there r certain towns swarmed with them, probably to avoid the stigma or trying to achieve economies of scale!

Originally Posted by JWNY

Wise words from my bro again...yes, 2 sides of a coin. Your wisdom is still as astute.

nothing wise from me, i was only trying to show what i learned from other people's misfortune!!!

Originally Posted by tomvoyeur

Just to share a little of snippet of my previous encounter, I once had a fling that refused to wear condom and reassured me that it was her safe period whenever we had sex.

huh??? he/she refused to wear condom ah??? just kidding... i know, typo lah...

anyway, u r one lucky ass!!!

[Castrol]

Originally Posted by _AXL_

huh??? he/she refused to wear condom ah??? just kidding... i know, typo lah...

anyway, u r one lucky ass!!!

in sbf, sometimes we are really not sure who is the bonker and who is being bonked...

[_AXL_]

Originally Posted by Castrol

in sbf, sometimes we are really not sure who is the bonker and who is being bonked...

aiyoh... sometimes, better to give the benefit of the doubt rather than to state the obvious lah!!!

[ah_phah]

sex is no need agreement wan lah. where got who benefit more or benefit less? when dig nose, which 1 moer shiok, nose or finger?

if lj or cb itch, just need to start engine.
still must promise will marry or sompa must marry then can pump, then is sipeh sian lah.

to me is very simple, want fark just fark. if want so lechey sompa here sompa there, then i go find other woman willin to fark.

[L P P L]

Originally Posted by ah_phah

sex i

if lj or cb itch, just need to start engine.
still must promise will marry or sompa must marry then can pump, then is sipeh sian lah.

to me is very simple, want fark just fark. if want so lechey sompa here sompa there, then i go find other woman willin to fark.

Bro , don agree with you lah. Sometimes we wanna bonk ger, they want us to commit leh.

[1 SHOT man]

1 Shot Man does not resort to cheap shots.

[tomvoyeur]

Originally Posted by _AXL_

huh??? he/she refused to wear condom ah??? just kidding... i know, typo lah...

anyway, u r one lucky ass!!!

Haha....Got caught out there LOL!!Guess I wasnt concentrating much on my typing during recollection...

PS: Once bitten, twice shy!! Dun want my ass to get burned man!

[_AXL_]

Originally Posted by tomvoyeur

Haha....Got caught out there LOL!!Guess I wasnt concentrating much on my typing during recollection...

PS: Once bitten, twice shy!! Dun want my ass to get burned man!

haha... thought u would never come in to defend your honour or is it your ass???

once bitten, twice shy? nah, dont hide behind that excuse lah... there r good women out there, just that there few and far in between! but if u never try to suss them out, u will always have 0% success rate of finding that ONE for u...

think of it this way, from every failure, we get to learn something from it and we call it experience. we have many experienced bros here, yours truly included. but u dont see us giving up! why, cos at worst, we could at least brag about the girls we have upped, here!!!

[Cocky]

Originally Posted by Midnightiger

A very very long time ago when I was in my mid twenties. I was trying to date a girl (Girl A) who has a friend (Girl B). We used to go out in groups - a few guys and a few girls and like every guy in my group, we were all interested in Girl A, she being hot stuff and all that.

Thinking of trying to get more personal information on Girl A and wanting to use her friends to put me in good light, I called Girl B out one night to dinner and even disco. Of course I did not tell her my intention.

Well, things got a little hot as I am a full blooded man and in the heat of the moment, I was smooching and groping with Girl B in the disco. One thing led to another and I brought Girl B to one of the rented rooms in Geylang as those days, there weren't any Hotel 81. Girl B was very cautious and didn't want me to have sex with her and I nearly raped her. Of course I didn't rape her but I persuaded her and convinced her that I was not fooling around with her. She made me promised that I would marry her and I even gave her a ring from my little finger to convince her. Finally we did it.

After the night, I was thinking of avoiding her but I just couldn't do it. Finally, I decided to forget about going for Girl A and dated Girl B, eventually marrying her.

I have no regrets marrying her.

Bro, think you have make a choice and move on, but again I think you make the correct choice. May happienss be with you and your wife.