Some Tricky Situations You've Been Through...........

[Hoeman]

Originally Posted by singexpat

bro, wat i do to access here is as follows:

1) go yahoo n search for "forum sammyboy"

2) yahoo will display looking for "forum sammyboy singapore"

3) click that n follow on e links n viola!!

4) No history available cos consider as under search engine..

dun know foolproof or not but been safe for e past few months liao..

Well, ur method is not exactly foolproof. Yahoo or other search engine will list out the sites you searched for. For eg. when u key in the alphabet "s", there will be options available for you to choose back the categories u searched for previously. If someone is suspicious and check thru all your previous searches, they will find out, though it will take time.
Always best to clear cookies & histories, and if poddible, set PC on password when it goes into standby or screensaver mode.

[Castrol]

Originally Posted by singexpat

damn.. this is NEW!!

thanks for e lesson bro Castrol!!

oh paisay paisay bro... thanks for the support.
actually, when explaining things (when bullshitting) your gf or wife, always must look more fierce and frustrated than her, thats the key.

[singexpat]

Originally Posted by Castrol

oh paisay paisay bro... thanks for the support.
actually, when explaining things (when bullshitting) your gf or wife, always must look more fierce and frustrated than her, thats the key.

good good.. got more "bullets" liao.. haha...

[nakamara]

Originally Posted by singexpat

good good.. got more "bullets" liao.. haha..

this is call 'advancement-in-technology' la bro...weapon ungraded

i'm a patient man...i explain things clamly once...if don't believe? i walk away lor...but cursing on the way...haha

[singexpat]

Originally Posted by nakamara

i'm a patient man...i explain things clamly once...if don't believe? i walk away lor...but cursing on the way...haha

true.. sometimes i tell e semi truth oso..

Me: i going out with customer (but he's my drinkin buddy too)
Her: go where?
Me: go nightclub
Her: dun touch girls ah..
Me: ok. no prob..

In truth..
go nightclub, girls strip, n they touch me... but i didn't touch them..

[nakamara]

Originally Posted by singexpat

true.. sometimes i tell e semi truth oso..

Me: i going out with customer (but he's my drinkin buddy too)
Her: go where?
Me: go nightclub
Her: dun touch girls ah..
Me: ok. no prob..

In truth..
go nightclub, girls strip, n they touch me... but i didn't touch them..

haha! quite honest eh? I sometimes tell the truth too

Last time got once went clubbing with my friends at chinablack...was raba-ing girls on the dancefloor and they grind me back...1 of my my gf's friend happened to be there too at the bar counter i didn't see him. He told my gf i was dirty-dancing the whole nite away with another chic the next day. She confronted me and since i know that the pao toh kia was trying to xian my gf, i told her that ya i did dance that night and the girl tried to grind me but i tried to keep my distance thru out and continued dancing. And i added that maybe he's lying to u to make u break up with me so he can stead with u? She found that reason quite valid and no further questions...heng ah

[malayboy]

Originally Posted by singexpat

true.. sometimes i tell e semi truth oso..

In truth..
go nightclub, girls strip, n they touch me... but i didn't touch them..

Hahahaha, that way, even if she were to put you through the lie detector, you will pass....

BTW, I see that your points has outperformed the STI Index already leh....congrats.

[yanki1]

Originally Posted by singexpat

true.. In truth..
go nightclub, girls strip, n they touch me... but i didn't touch them..

haha and when u end up having sex. u said. the ger pussy cover your lan jiao herself. u didnt wan to F her in the first place. somemore make you leg bo lad.

[bradpitt968]

As for me... I'll just "lock" my PC when stepped away from it....

[mbam]

I got love bite by gf whn co coming hme from oversea in two days. Out of desperation, I used needle to scratch lines on the love bites and apply foot powder on it. The next day, it looked like scratch marks left by a box while doing delivery. Heng ar.PASSED!
The worst was the time whn a used condom pack discovered in the car. Will get back to this incident, CO is back!

[Castrol]

Originally Posted by spermmann2003

After fucking, i forgot to throw away the covers for condom, left them in the car, fucked twice, so 2 covers. Didnt realise tat until gf picked it up from the car and threw them right in my face.

wa... bro spermmann, lidat hor, even michael jackson's lawyers cant help you...

[singexpat]

Originally Posted by malayboy

Hahahaha, that way, even if she were to put you through the lie detector, you will pass....

BTW, I see that your points has outperformed the STI Index already leh....congrats.

haha.. thanks bro!! u helped too!!

Originally Posted by yanki1

haha and when u end up having sex. u said. the ger pussy cover your lan jiao herself. u didnt wan to F her in the first place. somemore make you leg bo lad..

haha.. Bro, tht one i haven kanna yet..
But if e gal BBBJ in the KTV, i will say tht i cannot push her away cos i promised not to touch her...

[nismo88]

Originally Posted by kinjio

Cheers.. I'm glad to be back...

Bro glad that u r back....
wat happen to u... MIA for a while...

[kinjio]

Originally Posted by nismo88

Bro glad that u r back....
wat happen to u... MIA for a while...

Yes bro.. been out-stationed...

during tis time.. Got myself a super dripping wet gf (actually, she's a squirter) .. damned! I missed her..

Dunno how gonna confess to OC...

oso a few KIV 1s which I'm trying to find time to court..

been a fruitful trip...

Cheers...

[singexpat]

Originally Posted by kinjio

been a fruitful trip...

Cheers...

sorry to ask but any FRs or not ah Bro??