CB Ah Lao story

[waypastprime]

Originally Posted by DNAT

who is that someone according to your above posting?

Dont ask the obvious!

The one whom u do not wish to bring to BT.

[DNAT]

Originally Posted by Malaysian Datuk

how come ah lao can get SYT I always end up with lau gohs only? Maybe I not ah lao yet....

Datuk, maybe you visit Da Lu too often liao .. so lau gohs can smell you out easily from far and like to stick to you .... hahaha

I also ah lao but not SYT leh...

[Malaysian Datuk]

Originally Posted by Ethanas

Uncle MD, maybe your stephen chow look attracts lao gohs leh. heard lots of lao aunties like him.

now I know.....how come real Stephen Chow can get babes like Athena Chu, Mok whatever etc etc

[moneyface]

Originally Posted by thaivisitor

What's so cheap on the "trick" he used? He got to spend quite a lot of money on the drinks leh....

And you think the girl so stupid? Don't know what she's in for? Her friend leh? If really the girl doesn't want to go, surely her friend would have helped her out. Anyway, although the girl maybe a bit drunk, she was fully aware of what's going on or else how she can enjoy it?

-->> first i tink the gal very stupid and the gal's friend even more stupid.. i dunno how the gal think but if u see this ah lao i am talking abt, i tell u, if u r a gal, u wouldn't want to let him bonk u.. next, accept drink means i must let the man bonk meh??? then if i offer emily a drink means i m telling her i wanna bonk her, so quick take my drink. and if she accept my drink means she must let me bonk.

now the drunk part, i believe she know what's going on, but she can't struggle.. she never say she enjoy.. it was the ah lao that says she moan so she must have enjoy... to me that's crap....
The problem is that Ah Laos don't need to "aim" for much younger girls. Its the younger girls that want the Ah Laos instead of young suave and cheapskate guys who think they're God"s gift to women whereas the Ah Laos know how to spend money.

-->> i admit some ah lao got class, mature and charming.. but let me tell u this ah lao i talking abt is not!! no younger gals will ever want to aim him.. too bad i got no photo of him to show u.. then u know why i feel so piss off hearing his fcuking story!!!

[DNAT]

Originally Posted by thaivisitor

guys who are over 40, pimpled or scarred face, etc, etc.

Reporting ...Sir!

[Malaysian Datuk]

Originally Posted by DNAT

Datuk, maybe you visit Da Lu too often liao .. so lau gohs can smell you out easily from far and like to stick to you .... hahaha

I also ah lao but not SYT leh...

Ok from today no more Da Lu....someone direct me to SYT joints thanks

[moneyface]

Originally Posted by waypastprime

Oh my, may I know your age?

30.. do i qualify to be a ah lao?? i hope not yet...

[moneyface]

Originally Posted by thaivisitor

Like dat means he's smart!! Maybe he shouldn't even pay for the hotel, let the girl wake up to pay. Afterall, he did give the girl a good time.

why dun u say that he might as well ask the gal to pay for the 3 condoms he used up!!! get real dude

[DNAT]

Originally Posted by thaivisitor

Like dat means he's smart!! Maybe he shouldn't even pay for the hotel, let the girl wake up to pay. Afterall, he did give the girl a good time.

KNN, lidat might as well search the gal's hand bag and take the amount of $ equivalent to last nite's bill and leave a note "Gal, you forgot to pay me money for the drinks so I take it myself" ..

[thaivisitor]

Originally Posted by moneyface

-->> i admit some ah lao got class, mature and charming.. but let me tell u this ah lao i talking abt is not!! no younger gals will ever want to aim him.. too bad i got no photo of him to show u.. then u know why i feel so piss off hearing his fcuking story!!!

Well I'm definitely not good looking and I'm an Ah Lao according to your definition. So whether he's desirable to the girl or not, is for the girl to judge, not you, right? I had many times people commenting how come a guy with my looks can get a wife with looks like dat, etc, etc.

And this is also HIS story, so you DON'T know whether the girl is aware, pissed drunk or whatever. How do you know if he were to go back to the bar, the girl won't quickly come over to sit with him?

You judge him based on his hour of story telling? Don't even know whether true or not in the first place.

[DNAT]

Originally Posted by Malaysian Datuk

Ok from today no more Da Lu....someone direct me to SYT joints thanks

got SYT joints meh? ... lidat must go Cambodia ...

[thaivisitor]

Originally Posted by moneyface

why dun u say that he might as well ask the gal to pay for the 3 condoms he used up!!! get real dude

You mean he used condoms? Shit! He should give her a surprise so that in 9 months time, a baby Ah Lau can come out to this world and take over him.

[moneyface]

Originally Posted by DNAT

bro, just 'this ear listen in, another ear flow out' lor ... you cannot provoke / confront him since you must take care of your rice-bowl.

Just think this way - ah lau now eat meat ... eat eat eat ... then sekali one fine day he swallow bones .... hahahaha. If you feel that ah lau is dispicable, as long as you dun follow his ways then you ok liao ...

yo bro, u r rite. can't offend him.. so no where to vent my frustration so come here lo... dun take my comments to heart..

anyway now dun care whether he tells the truth or not, cos i feel better after venting my frustration in cyberspace.. he certainly not my role model man!!

[thaivisitor]

Originally Posted by DNAT

KNN, lidat might as well search the gal's hand bag and take the amount of $ equivalent to last nite's bill and leave a note "Gal, you forgot to pay me money for the drinks so I take it myself" ..

There could be 2 situations here.

1. The girl got no money lah that's why she has to depend on the Ah Lau's drinks.

2. Maybe Ah Lau already did that but didn't say. kekekekekeke

[japboy]

Originally Posted by DNAT

KNN, lidat might as well search the gal's hand bag and take the amount of $ equivalent to last nite's bill and leave a note "Gal, you forgot to pay me money for the drinks so I take it myself" ..

lidat win liaoz loh.... come on lah... i do not think TV will stoop so low as to dat loh... kekekekee.......

but dun give tips 2 ONS... maybe go out buy breakfast n some gifts will do...

at least dis kinda drinking tactics r used previously by lowly-skilled personnel... higher-skilled personnels, such as brudder dxxt, brudder txxxvxxxxxr, brudder lxxxy n brudder wxyxxxtxxxxe, will not resort to dis but use other methods...

since dat ah lao wanna brag abt it, let him go ahead... if n when d gal extort money o report him 2 police, den he'll tiam tiam dun say anything liaoz..... kekekeke.....