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[linh]

wow 4k for a nite only???

normally 3 day 2 nite wil spent me average rm800-1000..4k can go 4 trips!!!

u thick face u save more in danok bro....

[waikiki2020]

yes bro yokosi...maybe my i got too much of expectations in danok...ai...sigh..
anyway bro yokosi,i think u r one of the taiko here,so mind to bring me go danok for new exploration..?

[etct88]

Originally Posted by waikiki2020

yes bro yokosi...maybe my i got too much of expectations in danok...ai...sigh..
anyway bro yokosi,i think u r one of the taiko here,so mind to bring me go danok for new exploration..?

Don't worry, you paid your tuition fees, liao. Next trip you will be wiser.

Now you are wiser, you know

1. never trust OKT on motor cycle....

2. avoid holiday peak....

3. have to be dumb and deaf when at Hello Bangkok or any disco where you are 'pressured' to hang flowers, buy ladies drinks, chewing gum, etc

4. just remember, when you wants to follow a someone, please have the courtesy to offer some goodies. Not referring to you, but there are chow kar fcukers around.

5. make sure you strike the deal properly, with the ML. Yes, you are expected to tip, after all, they keep you company and you had fun.

6. just remember, the gals with you are not for fun, they ARE WORKING, that's why they are there.

7. we are all ATMs, they will milk as much as they can.

8. be Bruce Lee, when you enter the Disco toilet, show them your index finger and gesture 'no no' and they not attempt to massage your back while you pee, and no hot hot will hit your neck......

9. don't steal your father's cough mixture. I will killed my 'sons' if they take my medicine without my prescription.

10, last but not least, enjoy your next trip....

Have a good time....

ps. bro yokosi is a mafia..... so he can tell the waitress to f off.... please don't try that, you may walk out in a few pieces.....

[Yokosi]

Originally Posted by waikiki2020

yes bro yokosi...maybe my i got too much of expectations in danok...ai...sigh..
anyway bro yokosi,i think u r one of the taiko here,so mind to bring me go danok for new exploration..?

I have less and lesser expectations in Danok nowadays. LT to ST,ST to NT, NT to TFK, TFK to just passing the time there. So would not kena carrot head because I have zero expectations there !!!!.

Take good bro etct88 advise or is it advice ( waiting for Sammyboy taiko to correct me ). etct88 is the bigger UNCLE there in Danok !!!. I just a small uncle there.

Telling all OKTs, pushy service staff in pubs, mamasans with garlands, greedy pub girls to mai pen lai, phom mai ow, khun pai khap, khap khun khap is you fuck off in a polite manner.

[ProfessorOokami]

Originally Posted by Yokosi

I have less and lesser expectations in Danok nowadays. LT to ST,ST to NT, NT to TFK, TFK to just passing the time there. So would not kena carrot head because I have zero expectations there !!!!.

Take good bro etct88 advise or is it advice ( waiting for Sammyboy taiko to correct me . etct88 is the bigger UNCLE there in Danok !!!. I just a small uncle there.

Telling all OKTs, pushy service staff in pubs, mamasans with garlands, greedy pub girls to mai pen lai, phom mai ow, khun pai khap, khap khun khap is you fuck off in a polite manner.

Totally agreed with you. Danok had been spoilt and rotten to the core now. Everything and every one is after your money but in return, they don't perform and not even up to your lowest expectations As for me, no more Danok visits

[etct88]

Originally Posted by Yokosi

I have less and lesser expectations in Danok nowadays. LT to ST,ST to NT, NT to TFK, TFK to just passing the time there. So would not kena carrot head because I have zero expectations there !!!!.

Take good bro etct88 advise or is it advice ( waiting for Sammyboy taiko to correct me ). etct88 is the bigger UNCLE there in Danok !!!. I just a small uncle there.

Telling all OKTs, pushy service staff in pubs, mamasans with garlands, greedy pub girls to mai pen lai, phom mai ow, khun pai khap, khap khun khap is you fuck off in a polite manner.

Me old Uncle, you young and dashing 'small' yen tao uncle ......

I abandon Danok for some time liao, now may get back to it, for some new fun found...... ha ha ha...

wanna to try Betong? chances of gal running is slim to nil.... gfe is high, flowers, no pressurising ones, yet only rm10 per garland of beads.... you have to call for LDs....

can drink in peace, and see dancing in peace...... nearer to KL...

but, my buddy say food sucks... for me quite OK, leh, super edible, always love sour, spicy, tom yam.....

[Playman]

Originally Posted by etct88

Me old Uncle, you young and dashing 'small' yen tao uncle ......

I abandon Danok for some time liao, now may get back to it, for some new fun found...... ha ha ha...

wanna to try Betong? chances of gal running is slim to nil.... gfe is high, flowers, no pressurising ones, yet only rm10 per garland of beads.... you have to call for LDs....
You are a cash god sure no problem one....hehehehe!

can drink in peace, and see dancing in peace...... nearer to KL...

but, my buddy say food sucks... for me quite OK, leh, super edible, always love sour, spicy, tom yam.....

Which buddy says food sucks.......KNN..? But have to agree it sucks compare to Hatyai or Bangkok, nearer to the Danok food....slightly worst than Danok, not thai not chinese dunno what..?

But the puyings there....another story...........!

[Yokosi]

Originally Posted by etct88

Me old Uncle, you young and dashing 'small' yen tao uncle ......

I abandon Danok for some time liao, now may get back to it, for some new fun found...... ha ha ha...

wanna to try Betong? chances of gal running is slim to nil.... gfe is high, flowers, no pressurising ones, yet only rm10 per garland of beads.... you have to call for LDs....

can drink in peace, and see dancing in peace...... nearer to KL...

but, my buddy say food sucks... for me quite OK, leh, super edible, always love sour, spicy, tom yam.....

Nowadays, me in Danok ....even no bonk, just to drink, play around in HB and smaller pubs, go with friends and wait and see if a friend's restaurant will be set up. Just watch dirty video in hotel and TFK !!!. Ohhhhhhh !. Old uncle etct88 may now get itchy to get some new fun in Danok !!!!. Please elaborate more.

Betong ?. Pricey, leh !. LT and beer more expensive than Danok. Me can eat any food except mia phet aahan. Food in Danok damn expensive, RM5 for a single scoop of wantan mee. KNS !. Restaurant behind my house sells double scoop of mee for RM4.50 !. KNN, even roadside stall operators in Danok cutting our throats and milking us !.

But found another playground......Pattaya. Have to pay the return bus tickets from BKK, hotels prices can be slightly more expensive, wild girls in the agogos and pubs, LT is comparable to Danok at RM250, and so far no girl have cut my throat or con me yet, and no lousy OKTs in Pattaya unlike in Danok. Beer prices can be cheap. Food can be cheaper than Danok if you eat in road side stalls.

Ah, got golf courses in Pattaya. Bring your golf set, loh !. At night, you poke your something else in and out of some holes. Maximum night golf course only got 3 holes in Pattaya. . You can make appointment with indianmagicoli for golf in Pattaya in the morning. He wants to see his old nice uncle !.

[Playman]

Originally Posted by Yokosi

Nowadays, me in Danok ....even no bonk, just to drink, play around in HB and smaller pubs, go with friends and wait and see if a friend's restaurant will be set up. Just watch dirty video in hotel and TFK !!!. Ohhhhhhh !. Old uncle etct88 may now get itchy to get some new fun in Danok !!!!. Please elaborate more.

Betong ?. Pricey, leh !. LT and beer more expensive than Danok. Me can eat any food except mia phet aahan. Food in Danok damn expensive, RM5 for a single scoop of wantan mee. KNS !. Restaurant behind my house sells double scoop of mee for RM4.50 !. KNN, even roadside stall operators in Danok cutting our throats and milking us !.

But found another playground......Pattaya. Have to pay the return bus tickets from BKK, hotels prices can be slightly more expensive, wild girls in the agogos and pubs, LT is comparable to Danok at RM250, and so far no girl have cut my throat or con me yet, and no lousy OKTs in Pattaya unlike in Danok. Beer prices can be cheap. Food can be cheaper than Danok if you eat in road side stalls.

Ah, got golf courses in Pattaya. Bring your golf set, loh !. At night, you poke your something else in and out of some holes. Maximum night golf course only got 3 holes in Pattaya. . You can make appointment with indianmagicoli for golf in Pattaya in the morning. He wants to see his old nice uncle !.

Uncle only bring one club....the multi-purposes one...heheheh!

Night, morning, in and out, left, right, front and back .....!

[etct88]

Originally Posted by Playman

Uncle only bring one club....the multi-purposes one...heheheh!

Night, morning, in and out, left, right, front and back .....!

ya la, suan ah pek again lah...

Talking about me and my broom, night time sweep the disco floor, day time sweep the streets, have to sweep clean clean, in side, outside, left corner, right corner, front door, back door..... wait I collect all the use condoms and recycle them for you.... no need to use 7-11 plastic bags....

[llbkoh]

Originally Posted by Yokosi

even roadside stall operators in Danok cutting our throats and milking us !.

But found another playground......Pattaya. Have to pay the return bus tickets from BKK, hotels prices can be slightly more expensive, wild girls in the agogos and pubs, LT is comparable to Danok at RM250, and so far no girl have cut my throat or con me yet, and no lousy OKTs in Pattaya unlike in Danok. Beer prices can be cheap. Food can be cheaper than Danok if you eat in road side stalls.

!.

Don't worry , be happy !
Heard that local FIREFLY is getting ready to fly from subang to pattaya. Hope that it is ready available.

[Playman]

Originally Posted by llbkoh

Don't worry , be happy !
Heard that local FIREFLY is getting ready to fly from subang to pattaya. Hope that it is ready available.

Wow...that would be great just flown to Koh Samui via Firefly....not bad.! The stewardess Stella is very chun....! Look out for her..!

[Yokosi]

Originally Posted by llbkoh

Don't worry , be happy !
Heard that local FIREFLY is getting ready to fly from subang to pattaya. Hope that it is ready available.

Firefly charges a huge sum of money for the Koh Samui flights. Add in the extras and you will be paying through your nose to go to Koh Samui, same same if they go to Pattaya. I rather prefers that my company pays for the KL-BKK flight and i only privately buys the return bus tickets from BKK to Patt and back.

[Playman]

Originally Posted by Yokosi

Firefly charges a huge sum of money for the Koh Samui flights. Add in the extras and you will be paying through your nose to go to Koh Samui, same same if they go to Pattaya. I rather prefers that my company pays for the KL-BKK flight and i only privately buys the return bus tickets from BKK to Patt and back.

I pay about RM426...all in including check-in luggage! To and fro Koh Samui from Subang Airport! (Terminal 3)

[Yokosi]

Originally Posted by Playman

I pay about RM426...all in including check-in luggage! To and fro Koh Samui from Subang Airport! (Terminal 3)

Lucky you !. Mine was about RM750 plus for return ticket. But never did booked it. Too expensive !.