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[etct88]

Originally Posted by Yokosi

I don't sing. I only drink.

I don't sing
I let puying sing
with my mike
I only drink
puying singing
cannot drink
I can drink
Fresh milk
Not exposed to air
You say
Fresh or not fresh
Shiok or not shiok..

[Yokosi]

Originally Posted by etct88

I don't sing
I let puying sing
with my mike
I only drink
puying singing
cannot drink
I can drink
Fresh milk
Not exposed to air
You say
Fresh or not fresh
Shiok or not shiok..

Dear etct88,

Nice poetry !. Thank you.

If i sing, my beer bottle and glass would shake and shake, liked kena earthquake effect.

The Thai girls do not serve fresh human milk.

Pity !. Me cannot be a baby sucking a nipple with fresh and shiok nom !.

[acid_rxz]

Day 2 (first nite in hatyai)

reach and check in oliver at 11+am first time in dannok really a cowboy like wat some bros say whole town seems asleep when we reach but the location of the hotel was really gd had no trouble finding the farms behind oliver hotel

proceed to heng heng well was in for a surprise only 3 gals the okt told us tat sun,mon most of the gals taking a rest oh no..... wat choice our flight was on sat and cant get room in dannok on sat lan lan come on sunday and now told us not much gal KILL ME PLS...

finally charile is the 1 with most gals around 20-30 my friend mr j choose 1 syt by the name of namtan(sugar) and we proceed to walk again saw 2 not bad looking syt in rose 2 me and mr p decided to take the name and take a walk to see other farm first.took motorcycle to oscar hotel den found out it was so near stupid us and a motorbike tout come around we say no need we look around but he keep following us knn we walk in to 1 more farm after mutiara spa didnt get the name the okt say was hollywood which i dun belive as i saw hollywood hotel on the other side of the road think tat farm was very dishonest and they were surpise as they saw our pieces of paper and we say we knew all the farm from internet as helpful brothers post and well the okt ask alot la tat farm only got 1 gal very gd 8/10 wit gd figure the okt ask us to wait while he call the gals come ended up the gals he call was from rose 2 haha as we saw the 2 syt we were eyeing in rose 2 come in we just laugh it off the stupid owner say the gals range from 300-350 and the motorbike tout come in and talk cock wit me which make me piss off and went off tat farm he say wat 250 gal dun bbbj dun massage dun bath with u and ask us to take the gals tat come in(he didnt know we went to rose 2 which the okt only ask for 250)and tried to persude us to take gals from this farm as the price of 350 the gals will give u gd bbbj,massage,blah blah ask him go fly kite la

we were piss off wit tat farm and tat motorbike guy and to get him off our back we went to mutira spa for a gd rub down and mr p call rose2 okt to book the 2 syt and turned out they are sisters by the name of biu and ah ku

mutira spa
choose 65 as she look like my friend ex gf looks 7/10 slim well i cant resist skinny gals of course it will be a bonus if they got huge knockers.massage was gd but i didnt talk much as very tired fall asleep most of the time and and cant really click with the gal as she is those serious and quite type i prefer those crazy crazy type and to help some newbies as i was mislead the jazzcuzi was a single type in a bath room not wat i expected like in JB the blue wave or eden spa which we can swim soak and talk cock with friends in there didnt do much to the gal as i was thinking i already book the gal biu dun disturb other gal la

BIU
slim body8/10
boobs(sadly failed here) 5/10 A+ but at least got big nipple for me to suck la
looks 7/10
bbbj 6.5/10
fj 7/10
can click with her as she was the crazy crazy type gal but after some serious thinking i really think her sister more pretty but taken up by mr p

had dinner at open air resturant near HB didnt get the name food was cheap around 84 for 5(mr j had problems with his gals as the gal was really having a attidtude problem) well not for me to comment on my friends Fr if they like they will write and wanted to go HB but in the end had another round and while waiting saying 11pm g mr p gal ah ku nt feeling well and mr j gal dun wanna go ended up rest early in room for my second nite guess i fall asleep at 11+ man

[llbkoh]

Originally Posted by Yokosi

Dear etct88,

......
The Thai girls do not serve fresh human milk.

Pity !. Me cannot be a baby sucking a nipple with fresh and shiok nom !.

You don't have to be a baby sucking a nipple ... try when you suck the third nipple...very shiok2 ...just above the Love cave...where you can get the effects of booming waterfalls inside the cave.... he..he...he...

[topcook1]

Originally Posted by Yokosi

Tell your pal to dress up that white bulding with O K A Y more prominently !.
It is quite pathetic looking now.
And tell your pal to have the ceweks in a naked or almost see through lingerie mode system.
Then , business will pick up. huh huh huh !.

How I wish he can follow your idea....anyway I also hope his business blossoms too...

[bonkemon]

Originally Posted by acid_rxz

Day 2 (first nite in ha now t saying 11pm g mr p gal ah ku nt feeling dun wanna go ended up rest ear second nite guess i fall asleep at 11+ man

I think this is the first FR for SBF danok thread. Thank you.
Some info for duty free parking. Going in to parking close at 11pm. Going out close at 12Am malaysia time.

[KLkianewbie]

Here is a brief FR of my visit to Dandok.

Went to Hatyai last week with 4 friends and stopped by in Dandok for one night. Forgot which hotel we stayed at but it was right at the edge of town with the new place called Wonderland directly behind that hotel. My first trip to Thailand since I was 12 so considered virgin trip la, it was also virgin trip for 3 of my other friends except this one guy (Mr M) who decided to call a local guide (Mr T) which was also a friend of his.

Anyway after we checked in went straight for dinner cause we were starving. After dinner Mr M suggested we go Spider. We were pretty excited, since it was our first trip and all, and we were warned that the hostesses in there can be pretty aggressive. I was to discover that the warning was a severe understatement, the hard way. The establishment is staffed by vampires and leeches the worst you can imagine, IMO a terrible place however way you see it. I will not go into details as most brudders here will know what I mean.

Anyway Mr M said after we left that it was for pure experience he brought us there. If he was talking about the experience of getting robbed, then he was right. Anyway after that we walked around a bit and Mr T mentioned something about the new place Wonderland directly behind our hotel. After that experience in Spider we were all a bit skeptical but since it was just directly behind our hotel and it was still early (8pm) we decided to go anyway.

Turned out to be quite the opposite. Wonderland is the other end of the scale in terms of class. The hostesses were mostly very pretty and some were stunners, they had good manners and were entertaining, also the music, singing and dancing were good, I had time to notice all this because unlike Spider, I had the flower girl ask me to buy flowers to give to the dancers only once and I was never asked for tips otherwise. As I spoke to my hostess I found out that she was from Phuket, was a uni graduate and was a model for gentlemen's magazines, she even got the waitresses to fetch the magazines and showed them to me. All the hostesses also doubled off as dancers and they would leave occasionally when their turn was up.

Being a greenhorn I didnt ask her anything beyond spending time at the place, im not sure if you could take them home and my guess is no but there are alot of ean dao guys here im sure that they can try or can ask the mamasan. I tipped her 200 baht when we were about to leave but she refused and asked for a drink instead, like i said very classy, that or I tipped too little (I dont know any better).

I was damn tired after this as we had been driving the whole day from KL, so went back hotel and fell flat on the bed only to be woken up an hour later with someone banging on the door. Turned out that 2 of my friends had itchy didis and Mr T had managed to go out and find us some puyings. We had the usual TCSS and drinking session and proceeded to bonking. The girl I picked was 20 years old from Myanmmar, turned out to be very wild and crazy girl, bonked everywhere including in the bathroom (in the tub and on the sink), could go on and on and was quite loud (friend complained next morning), had a bit of a temper cause after she got drunk she got into a fight with all the other puyings and bit her friend‘s arm, yikes! But was docile and very GFE towards me all the time. Oh, and she finished half a bottle of whiskey on her own. She didn’t stop drinking the whole night. Only went to sleep cause I was trying to sleep and she was walking around making noise so I buey tahan and pulled her into bed and arm locked her head on my chest (started biting me playfully on the neck but after a while fell asleep).

Girl A
Looks: 7/10
Body: 7.5/10 (firm young body)
BBBJ: 7/10
HJ: Nil
FJ: 8/10
GFE: 8.5/10 (Frenching, snuggling up to me, very pampering)
Damage: 2500 baht (discounted rate but included Mr T commission)
WIR: Probably (Lots of fun)

Next day woke up, puying wanted to follow me to Hatyai but Mr T (The guide) said she had no I/C so better not. Packed up and off we went to Hatyai. My FR will be continued in the Hatyai thread. Will post a link when its done. Cheers brudders.

[Lim2305]

Originally Posted by KLkianewbie

..............

I was damn tired after this as we had been driving the whole day from KL, so went back hotel and fell flat on the bed only to be woken up an hour later with someone banging on the door. Turned out that 2 of my friends had itchy didis and Mr T had managed to go out and find us some puyings. We had the usual TCSS and drinking session and proceeded to bonking. The girl I picked was 20 years old from Myanmmar, turned out to be very wild and crazy girl, bonked everywhere including in the bathroom (in the tub and on the sink), could go on and on and was quite loud (friend complained next morning), had a bit of a temper cause after she got drunk she got into a fight with all the other puyings and bit her friend‘s arm, yikes! But was docile and very GFE towards me all the time. Oh, and she finished half a bottle of whiskey on her own. She didn’t stop drinking the whole night. Only went to sleep cause I was trying to sleep and she was walking around making noise so I buey tahan and pulled her into bed and arm locked her head on my chest (started biting me playfully on the neck but after a while fell asleep).

Girl A
Looks: 7/10
Body: 7.5/10 (firm young body)
BBBJ: 7/10
HJ: Nil
FJ: 8/10
GFE: 8.5/10 (Frenching, snuggling up to me, very pampering)
Damage: 2500 baht (discounted rate but included Mr T commission)
WIR: Probably (Lots of fun)

Next day woke up, puying wanted to follow me to Hatyai but Mr T (The guide) said she had no I/C so better not. Packed up and off we went to Hatyai. My FR will be continued in the Hatyai thread. Will post a link when its done. Cheers brudders.

Being a greenhorn, you have many things to write. For me, always sings the old song (bro bonkemon and etct88 should know what I mean) found nothing to write.

Anyway! Good FR.

Just read other forum and found that one young guy said the puying he booked recently falling in love with him already when he first time booked her. His reasons are the puying let him played raw, will pay for him everything if he extend the stay in danok. If I replied him with my advice then probably he will feel that I am jealous of him! Being an old man now, still have young and pretty puying (18 years old) offered me to play raw. Mostly all these puying are uneducated. Some more, I noticed that his puying is taking drug (K). I am sure now he already kena kong tau and definitely will suffer later. Now I am sure that he will feel he is a king now.
I am also sure that from now on he will receive "her" calls especially mignight when his girl drunk.
Sorry if the guy read this in SBF. (** No any intention to offence you.)

Cheers.

[bonkemon]

Originally Posted by Lim2305

Being a greenhorn, I am sure now he already kena kong tau and definitely will suffer later. Now I am sure that he will feel he is a king now.
I am also sure that from now on he will receive "her" calls especially mignight when his girl drunk.
Sorry if the guy read this in SBF. (** No any intention to offence you.)

Cheers.

I couldn't agreed more on this. I was one of them. paiseh

[acid_rxz]

Sorry for the long delay very tired and was kept busy at work

DAY 3 and day 4(day 4 was nothing as going back to sin at 220pm flight so left at 11+ from dannok)

cant make up my mind on if keeping Biu for another day or find a new 1 as nt much urge for sex anymore wait find new 1 cannot click even worse in the end she stay for another day lor after breakfast while waiting for mr J lousy and attidue gal namtan from charile to leave as she was still sleeping her lazy ass off and mr J been the gentleman dun wanna wake her up and ask her to get out so i make use of tat time to have another round of sex with Biu and well after 15mins of trying i still cant cum and in the end she Hj me and i ha dto think of her pretty sister ah ku to cum haha

after tat Biu went back to get more cloths and around 12+ mr J gal left and me,mr J,mr P went for another round of farm tour with only mr j looking around for a gal as mr P dun wan anymore
(hey mr j,Mr p say was planing bkk trip in april or may so how wanna go dannok,hatyai again instead?? think will be hard for mr P to join us,if wan need to book tickets next month liao leh haha)

santit MP
went to santit mp which was nearby mutira as read from bros here tat they have lots of syt wow ended up all was prc lor(this part i was nt happy but lan lan as not much choice as most of them choose liao and BIU choose the gal for me)well i brush it aside as i have gal liao choose pretty wan also no use and most of the massage i selpt thru.
well Mr P was a happy man here playing and keep tccs wit the ML gal from prc who at first tried to cheat us saying she from thai anyway mr P was happy and mange to get hp num from the gal

ovation
forget to mention this mr J took a gal from here name Pat well has a very sweet smile and if i dun have a gal i will surley choose her and hmmmm well ok Mr j did have lots of fun with her

dinner
had dinner at the chinese restuarnt opp oliver hotel 6 dishes 5 person total 1800baht + not exp considering we have a big grouper steam and it was so fresh tat they take the fish from the tank tat alone will cost 60-80 sin dollars in singapore man

hello bangkok
went to hello bangkok was stun by the lookers there but me and mr J was armed with our beau so naturally mr P was the victim and gals just keep asking him for tips and garlands and drinks luckily he has gd control if for me so soft hearted sure die liao anyway one of the show was great man the gals spanking each other ass and act in fucking was a great turn on and around 11pm the ML from santit came and join Mr P after tat whole group go pargon but my gal biu was drank ended up me and she didnt join the group at pargon

a side note which i find very funny haha after biding my friends bye i stop and brought some sotong outside bar berry den proceed back to oliver hotel by den biu was falling asleep laying on my chest pushing all her weight on me.when in room she sleep while i eat my sotong and watch some tv after a while she sober a bit go wash face come out eat my sotong ok lor after seeing tv and eating my sotong she say she hungry wanna eat more sotong nabei i take out my contacts and change to sleeping cloths liao leh.she pleaded wit me to go down buy for her i say siao ah go buy urself nabei go pargon u drunk wanna sleep den now no drunk still wan me go buy sotong for u haha ended up we go buy together la after eating and finish watching tv she keep disturbing me as she same like me crazy crazy type ma den i let her eat my banana lor all the while mouth fucking her wit my hands tightly on her head til i cim all the while shouting eat sotong nabei give u eat banana haha tat for me was very funny and was a mermorable gal

and although i know i only go there once a yr or at most once 6 mths as i am from singapore more like some brothers from malaysia i agree to call her but damm i have her phone number on call list but didnt save den at airport i stupidly changed back to my sin sim card and lost her number so all bros pls help me get rose2 okt number if anyone of u goign there recently ok thks

wun be going to dannok at least til end aprilor may as i going to korat in thailand for work after chn new year and only back in end march anyway hope i have gd luck there

[KLkianewbie]

Originally Posted by acid_rxz

ma den i let her eat my banana lor all the while mouth fucking her wit my hands tightly on her head til i cim all the while shouting eat sotong nabei give u eat banana haha tat for me was very funny and was a mermorable gal

Hahahahahaha! Hilarious!

Anyway thanks bro for the compliment, I wrote alot because I read at least a dozen other people's FR and copied their style. Plus I wanted to write about Spider cause I am still pissed off! I might make a quickie detour to Dannok this CNY on the way back to KL from my hometown, if I do go I will try to get this girl's number for you. This farm is called Rose2 near Oliver Hotel right?

If any bros headed there on the 15th of Feb maybe we can meet up. Im not sure yet cause I dont know how the crowd is like during CNY, Im not too keen of going if theres gonna be like a million bananas there and the price is gonna skyrocket. Would appreciate if some bros could enlighten me on this.

[KLkianewbie]

Originally Posted by Lim2305

Being a greenhorn, you have many things to write. For me, always sings the old song (bro bonkemon and etct88 should know what I mean) found nothing to write.

Anyway! Good FR.

Just read other forum and found that one young guy said the puying he booked recently falling in love with him already when he first time booked her. His reasons are the puying let him played raw, will pay for him everything if he extend the stay in danok. If I replied him with my advice then probably he will feel that I am jealous of him! Being an old man now, still have young and pretty puying (18 years old) offered me to play raw. Mostly all these puying are uneducated. Some more, I noticed that his puying is taking drug (K). I am sure now he already kena kong tau and definitely will suffer later. Now I am sure that he will feel he is a king now.
I am also sure that from now on he will receive "her" calls especially mignight when his girl drunk.
Sorry if the guy read this in SBF. (** No any intention to offence you.)

Cheers.

Thanks bro I just read the other brudders' FRs and try my best. As for the old guy u mentioned, although Im not experienced and conviction is easy for people on the sidelines, IMO if something is too good to be true then it probably is. I mean if I was an old antique (sigh, already am) and some 18 year old pretty puying has a crush on me it certainly wont be for my looks, and I dont need to be a pro to know how all relationships for money usually ends. It does smell like a disaster but hope he snaps out of it soon, wish him all the best.

[Yokosi]

Originally Posted by bonkemon

I was one of them. paiseh

Not for long !. She would not be here after Feb/March !.
Knn, your PM received.

[KLkianewbie]

Originally Posted by KLkianewbie

Anyway thanks bro for the compliment, I wrote alot because I read at least a dozen other people's FR and copied their style. Plus I wanted to write about Spider cause I am still pissed off!

Bro acid_rxz you might feel a bit wierd after reading this part of my reply to you but kindly just ignore it, its meant for bro Lim2305, when I posted it I just woke up and being very blur I thought his earlier post and your FR was by the same person. Apologies for any confusion caused. You arent really a newbie unless you do something really stupid at the beginning.

[acid_rxz]

Originally Posted by KLkianewbie

Bro acid_rxz you might feel a bit wierd after reading this part of my reply to you but kindly just ignore it, its meant for bro Lim2305, when I posted it I just woke up and being very blur I thought his earlier post and your FR was by the same person. Apologies for any confusion caused. You arent really a newbie unless you do something really stupid at the beginning.

haha no wonder i was feeling abit funny man didnt really know wat u were talking anyway i found out tat my brothers who go dannok is malaysian and most of the okt,puyings i spoke to say seldom have singaporeans go there so here is a CALL to all singapore brothers who wanna go and have no company pls pm me so we can arrange a date as i kena dannok kong tao liao